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Blood, tears & gold

2010-11-29T22:00:00.008+08:00

Love grows cold. Blood, tears and gold.

You only have yourself to blame. Free falling 100 stories high, floating. And the next thing you know your head lands first and your smashed face is immersed in blood, tears and brainjuice. All because of high induced hope and expectations.

Maybe I'll start to be more serious from now on, so that people will laugh harder the next time when I'm not.

Love grows cold, so does belief.

H+Air

2010-11-23T21:11:00.015+08:00

Hey Ma, I wanna grow Dean's hair on top of my head.

Monument

2010-11-13T19:36:00.008+08:00

tommy emmanuel live in esplanade 24.10.2010

before i forget, which i doubt i ever will for the rest of my life.

i made it to the concert. the man played classical gas. shaking his hand, i looked down at my feet and mumbled "you are a big inspiration", he threw me back the biggest smile and with deep gratitude he replied, "thank you, thank you!"

i guess this is what it feels like to be in awe of a person.

Disclaimer: Adult content. No child pornography. Enter or Enter.

2010-11-13T14:16:00.009+08:00

Pirelli x Terry Richardson

Sheer rawness and primitive.

(via luluandyourmom)

Walking in Space

2010-11-11T00:22:00.002+08:00

why do i always feel that I don't belong? that there is another real-world outside waiting for me. if so, where and when does this real-world occur? where do i get off? where do we get off?

And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends.

2010-11-09T22:41:00.021+08:00

screencaps from movie 'Almost Famous'

The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Note to self

2010-06-08T12:28:00.005+08:00

People who feel the need to talk shit about someone or be a random asshole to them, are merely insecure or afraid to truly express themselves due to what people might think of them. When you go through any situation where someone is mean to you for no reason, pay attention to them and the ways they try to secretly defend themselves by putting the spotlight onto someone else. You’ll realize that they’re only trying to cover something up that they don’t want anyone knowing about them. So don’t take anything they say too seriously.

(via likethesun)

Huh? Tumblr?

2010-05-24T21:54:00.003+08:00

I now have a bloggo version of twitter and it's called tumblr. No, it's not a typo. It's really called tumblr wtf.

Tumblr.

It kinda looks like some incoherent jabberwoocky u slam on your keyboard when you get excited, e.g sadfgh or asdasdkj or aeioumangkalilovesu WTF. How do you fucking pronounce it anyways? Tumbler (water bottle wtf?) Tum-ber-ler? Tum-brrrrr? Tum-blek??? Ok the last one sounds like tamil.

Ok but I guess it's very teh cool since it starts with a T like Twitter and now people can talk to themselves in more than 140 words. Seriously what kinda mad kuku world are we living in? Huh what? you agree with me right? Yes correct I know right high 5 yeah im talking to you yes ohyes yes yeahh.... wtf

And I was just wondering what do you call posts you upload on tumblr? Theres this catchy word like twit for twitter, blog for blogspot etc. So..posts on tumblr?

"I just tumed!" - tumblr user

"Wahh I post alot of tums today lei!" - tumblr user 2

"I just retummed your tum!" - tumber user 3

Tum.

Isn't that the sound your shit makes when it lands on the toilet bowl. Tum!!!

Oh by the way here's my TUMS at my TUM-blr. Click here and...wait for it..........

Tum!!!!!

Sorry I can't help it.

P/s: I'm not giving up on blogspot cause I secretly think I have at least 12524 loyal silent readers and I'm not gonna letcha down yeah yes yes yeahh....and no I'm talking to myself.

Suedehead

2010-05-13T21:19:00.005+08:00

Morrissey - Suedehead (live circa 1992)

Loops today: 5 times in my ipod, 8 times in my head, 10 times before i goto bed.

Wonderwall

2010-04-29T23:59:00.004+08:00

The Runaways

2010-04-20T21:32:00.008+08:00

Dakota Fanning is smokin' in this. Apparently, there's an awesome 'David Bowie' part. Fuck, I need to watch this in the cinemas.

Digressing, I need a pair of new leather shoes. Both metaphorically and literally. God knows I'm getting me the same shit as to others.

Getting me the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! WTF

10 things I'm grateful for

2010-03-21T22:27:00.004+08:00

1. I'm alive wtf

2. This is irrelevant but i think something fcking huge is coming up next week. WOW LOOK AT THE DATE 29TH IS ALMOST HERE HAHAHA.

3. Well it's march, which means may is coming, which means phone contract is ending, which means the sky is opening up and I can get a new phone wtf. But how am I gonna afford one? Please refer to point no.2 wtf

4. Awesome people at work.

5. Not so awesome people at work, so people who are awesome actually stand out more wtf.

6. The other job waiting for me, exponentially more interesting.

7. PP fucking stream of course.

8. Food and maybe some booze.

9. Paycheck. To pay for future presumptuous school fees wtf.

10. People at home.

And this sums up the month of march.

Bowersox

2010-03-16T00:18:00.002+08:00

I got fucking goosebumps all over. She can sing her butt off and she's gonna weeeeen. Her or the rad tattoo dude Andrew Garcia.

***

I got lowballed for a job offer. Why am I even surprise? Story of my fucking life.

I'm stuck in a shit perpetual state where everything is too awesome to be true. I don't wanna be no pessimist but I need a good reason to believe again, that good things DO happen.

People at work are getting tricky. For now, I'm gratified on just observing and keeping an open mind about things. But I do think I have friends there that I can trust and it's all cool until it's not.

HOHOHO! I'm so mysterious did you just peed in your panties??? HAHAHA KBAI

McQ

2010-02-14T21:58:00.004+08:00

RIP ALEXANDER MCQUEEN.

Cognitive

2010-02-09T22:11:00.006+08:00

Imagine, when we call a strike and everyone refuses to work until we redistribute the wealth of the world.
- Fight Club

Yup. I don't detest work at all.

***

Actually, undo those stars. I'm not done with my work rant.

Accounts/Admin Assistant. What a shitty abstract position. So am I an account or an admin assistant you ask. I don't know myself as well. No shit. Fundamentally, it's just a low budget no brainer lack of resource shithole I got myself into. I can't really tell you my daily work routine here or you'll slit my throat and mug me when I'm on my way to bank tomorrow. Shit I just revealed myself wtf.

Everything here is a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy. (I just wanted to use this fucking awesome phrase from fight club, actually I don't really know what it meant wtf) Everyone does the same mundane routine and fucking looks forward to weekends. It's like zombieland for christ's sake. They sleep with their eyes open on weekdays and wake up to life on weekends. Do they really have a life during weekends? I don't know.

When I say everyone, I'm so including myself in the vortex of work hell. I'm slowly being sucked into doing things from muscle memory rather than my brain. I take a stack of notes and I know it's a fucking $2x100 pcs. And at the end of the month you get $10x150pcs and buy stuff you don't really need just so you can goto work hell the month after and repeat the same whole damn thing again.

Fuck our lives. Fuck our generation. Fuck the advertisements. Fuck civilization.

I have no conclusion to this at all as I have no answer to life, yet. What's our purpose here? Earn as much money as you can, spend it and bring the leftovers to your grave? So that our next generation will follow our footsteps continue to vandalize the world till extinction.

Turn on your tv sets and watch the news. It's everywhere.

End of work rant.

Retrospect

2010-01-11T00:16:00.005+08:00

fucken love this word, retrospect. It always makes me think of a spectrum of retro waves wtf ya it makes no sense.

I think I need to do a obligatory post to sum up the happenings of 2009. or rather, the not-so-happenings kua kua kua. You know what, this sounds stupid brainless but I feel that if I don't do this shit, all the shit from 2009 will continue to haunt me. Imagine shit crawling out from my tv set and strangling me with my own pubic hair WTF. That's right, so here goes.

Actually, I'm doing this so I will know where I screwed up the most and (here comes the cheesy part) re-evaluate myself on where life takes me, be grateful for everything the year has gave me, clean up my own shit and start all over again. Ya you can stop reading now, big snoozefest ahead.

2009 has been quite a shitty year. I got stucked at poly for another sem, I worked with a douchebag during intern, and I graduated with no ceremonies or whatsoever. I don't really give a damn about that but again what parents wouldn't wanna attend their son's own graduation ceremony... pass me the tissue will ya wtf. In retrospect, these shitty stuff led me to some of the greatest people I've ever met and I'm just so grateful for them. There's Chuk Wah who introduced all the awesome freelance job opportunities; called me for an full hour just to explain the job scope and her working experience. I know you won't even be reading this but I can't thank you enough. Tung, who helped me accomplished my biggest life long dream...to swim WTF. Now, I can swim without life jackets and I can dive deep below the dark waters. Actually I could dive below dark waters previously already, but now the new technique I've acquired is that I can emerge up the surface for air. Momma, I'm alive wtf! Your momma's so fat that she jumped into the sea, thinking it was a swimming pool. HA.HA.

So yup, I think I've found the conclusion to my big retrospect awareness story. BE GRATEFUL. Grateful for waking up everyday. Grateful for the people around you. Grateful for the shitty thing that happened to you that led you to something amazing. Grateful for yourself. Grateful for life. Cause life doesn't owe you anything, so do something about it. Stop whining and start creating.

All the bells are ringing out, for Christmas Day!

2009-12-27T19:10:00.006+08:00

Happy Holidays! I'll leave you with my all-time favourite xmaspheric tune!

Adios 2009. You've been kind to us. Hello future skyjuicereaders 2010! I resolute to update this space more often so good luck to us!

amboi cepatnya pusing masa!

2009-11-27T10:38:00.002+08:00

Wahai rakanku Si Jasmine Ng Jiamin Selamat Hari Jadi 20 Tahun!

Apeee je! Dah telepon lu semalam berwish-wish lu berketawa semasa hari jadi (happy birthday wtf) masihhh tak cukup aduhai~ skrg masih berblog satu fotograph yg banyak cantik amboiiiiiii! oren maksud lah pagillah ni hahahaha OREN MAKSUD TAU TAK??! Klah dah nak naik KKKL ni! Kit-kat bersama lu lain kali lah! KKK! K(~_~)K!

p/s: gambar ni diambik di KL jugak!

Mrs. Cold

2009-11-12T19:16:00.004+08:00

Hey, baby
what’s going on?
You lost control and you lost your tongue
You lost me
Deaf in my ear
Nothing you can say is gonna change the way I feel

OK I get it
OK I see
You were fronting because
You knew you find yourself vulnerable around me

OK I get it
OK I see
I step too close to your boundaries

Ahh. Come lets hold hands and float together.

Stick it to the man!

2009-11-04T01:52:00.007+08:00

"The cleaning guy is coming to clean up the sticky stuff off the floor" HAHAHAHA

Too fucking epic. I'll never get tired of this movie ever. JB is THE MAN.

The Canteen

2009-10-27T18:04:00.008+08:00

You probably realize the blogging pattern by now, sudden emergence of a few rhapsodic posts in a roll and poof back into no man's valley. Well actually if you realize what I've just said, ya I don't have a blogging pattern wtf.

As cool as I want to be (to have blogging patterns wtf), I just post out whatever shit that comes into my mind and weird enough inspiration for me comes in waves. When theres no shit, then theres simply no shit, except that I do still take a shit every morning in real life (true story wtf). Oh and I fucking hate morning dumps but not as much as I hate mornings..(cue for start of inspirational story)

Where were we! Oh yeah mornings pfffffft wtf. So I had this job as a trainer in one of the sec skools and big fucking surprise it happens in the morning. Oh and I don't think any of you are gonna believe what imma say next but I reach the skool 15 minutes early and it was 745AM. Holy cranberries and guess what the flying fuck happened? The class was delayed by an assembly and eventually we found out the lesson only starts at 820. Story of my life..

As I was busy reciting FMLs in my head and thinking of what bombastic words to use for this future blog post of mine, something caught my sight and I went totally blank. It was nothing of great significance, but right at that time, that place, that very moment, everything was... significant. A bunch of sec school punks were gathered together at one of the tables, most of them were probably exchanging conversations about their weekends and how brutal that it was monday again. The bell buzzed and an announcement to gather for assembly pronto was made. With a few heave of deep sighs, they got up from their table looked at each other, threw one another a weak smile and walked towards the parade square.

The moment frozed and I was back at the old school canteen at ssi. We were looking at our watches, dreading for time to pass as we were raving about how we are going to hutan bandar next week again. The bell strucks and as usual we blatantly ignored it hoping that time would stop just for us. We were always the last ones to leave the canteen. The haughty pengawas (Tee Loo X) would threatened us and jot down our names if we were still there. We pulled ourselves to the hall while the conversations we had and memories of prior happenings flashed through our heads over and over again. We looked at each other and at that very moment we knew everything is gonna be okay, we are gonna be okay because we had each other as friends.

I miss yall dear ol' friends. How are yall doing?

Pineapple Fucking Express

2009-10-25T02:08:00.005+08:00

Dudes, the monkey's out of the bottle. I'm a year late and I just found my new BFFF. Teh Best fucking film forever.

94.5 out of 95.5 bananas. Uh-huh Uh-huh why the use of bananas? Cause it's yellow and pineapples are also yellow and I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.

And that's the pineapple fucking express.

Ridonkulously awesome, period.

Saxo-who?

2009-10-24T01:07:00.004+08:00

Trumpet is teh new sex. This makes saxophone sounds overated. Gawd, sex me up with that long hard golden GOOOOH-den trumpet wtf.

Bow Wow

2009-10-23T18:29:00.008+08:00

Today while I was at the bus stop minding my own business and of course, waiting for a bus wtf, I was visually interested/disturbed by this creature which looked unapologetically cutez but has this inner malicious smirking appearance (wtf?) that makes me wanna inner punch the shit outta it.

If I was in toy story, it would look like this.

Islut.
I think that's how Steve Job name his prostitutes.

I once swear to my kiddy self that I would sooooo get this dog when I grow up. Oh crap, I'm already 21. Don't mind kiddy self wtf. Yeah so as I was saying, I was a huge fan of Islut (the dog, not steve job's prostitute) when I was a kid. Cmon it is the weirdest looking thing ever and who doesn't like weird looking things!
(Awkward silence)

Fcking awesome. No?

This was the only anime I watched during kiddy times. Oh and 宇宙小毛球 DUI AH DUI AH WTF! What do you call that in english eh? aiya some orange gremlin knockoff la! Back to islut. I was so into it that I even read the comic book! All I can tell you is that I don't read comic books when I was a kid! Simply cause I don't know how WTF. I can't tell whether the story begins from left to right or right to left. (Is this normal? I liked to think I was very smart when I was a kid tho cause I got 6As for UPSR. 5As for PMR and 4As for SPM FML.) So yeah, Bow wow was the only comic that I read cause I only look at the pictures LOL! Oh and laofuzi maybe cause it's the only comic book with numbering system HAHAHAH.

Ya ok so I don't know why I blogged about this anyway. Ahh, Bow wow you complete me. Hereby I swear I will get it as my adult pet when I err really grow up!

p/s: the dog not the prostitute.

What am I doing?

2009-09-29T18:36:00.009+08:00

#1 Glee - This show is gonna be huge. Awesome dry wit and talented singing monkeys. Huh high school music-whah?

#2 HIMYM season 5 - Barney and Robin hooks up. Legen wait for it dary.

#3 Me looking awesome- That's me looking awesome! With an unknown chick trying to hook up with me with other unknown chick trying to hook up with the unknown chick who is trying to hook up with me WTF. oh and it's taken on some unknown chick's birthday party. Popular wait for it bookstore.

#4 Speaking of bookstores- the book I bought while I was high on money and high on..just high wtf. I know right? I unbelievably bought a book again like omg now I can say I buy books frequently! like once a year! About the book, if you thought the movie was awesome, read this. Chuck Palahniuk is a genius.

#5 ebay- HOW TO USE THIS AH? WTF

My life is so mundane now that I have no resources to come up with long posts now. Actually, thank god for that because when I have nothing interesting going on my life it simply means I'M FML FREE WOOHOOO WTF. Oh but I'm going to go sit on the aeroplane next next week so maybe you can pray for a turbulence or some air stewardess transforming into an androgynous biohazard species who massacres all the passengers with her venom humping vajayjay and slapping tentacles spurting green slimy liquid..ok you get my point. Then, we'll have something to read! Or even a video perhaps.....for the turbulence! What were you thinking you filthy brain feces eating bastards.

p/s: I BOUGHT THE AIR TICKET FOR 4 DOLLARS AND 20 CENTS.

Somebody shoot me pls

2009-09-15T02:09:00.004+08:00

℮d says:
i think im going to melaka tomorrow!
ßåbY Vivª n ¤~ says:
zzzzzzzzzzzz
℮d says:
no actually in just a few hours! YES!
ßåbY Vivª n ¤~ says:
SIAO
℮d says:
LOL!
℮d says:
DID U GET THE JOKE?
℮d says:
dawn yang's video ah!
ßåbY Vivª n ¤~ says:
EH I LOVE DAWN YANG AR
ßåbY Vivª n ¤~ says:
OMG
ßåbY Vivª n ¤~ says:
damn pretty

bouncy bouncy smack smack vivian just gave me a fucking heart attack!

MA, SHOULD I STILL CONTINUE BEING FRIENDS WITH HER.....? BUT MA.......! SHE LIKES POWDER!

It's toasted

2009-09-07T13:09:00.008+08:00

I'm hooked. The pilot was so fucking good, the script is genius and it's based on the 60's. Nuff' said.

Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And do you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It's freedom from fear. It's a billboard on the side of a road that screams with reassurance that whatever you're doing is OK. You are OK.

Reviews spewed venom on the second season though. That it started to slide down hill. Heck care Imma indulge myself for at least one season. And then, I'll move on to another shiny new toy.

Sometimes this philosophy of mine really scares the shiz outta me. I 'tv-show hop' like how I have multiple interest and shit going on in my life, and in the end I'm a lost sheep with no niche waiting to be 'lamb-chopified' wtf.

Jack of all trades, master of none. Eclecticism, is it even a good thing?

***

The next big thing after Susan Boyle?

Prep

2009-09-04T22:50:00.009+08:00

Take Ivy scans from various sources

I'm all for the 60's/70's dapper, preppy, all-american gatsby look. Everything just looks so put together and fully styled from head to
toe. Just impeccable style.

Money, so funny.

2009-09-01T14:58:00.012+08:00

Dr Martens

Dior Homme

Porte Monnaie

Of course, these are just the epitome of merchandises, pending on the to-do list. I don't actually buy them. You see, this is just a blog. A public diary, in other words a virtual haolian space. I might end up giving a "check" on the 'Dr. Martens' boots but you'll never know.. the real thing I bought was a Doktor Mahathin's WTF.

The wallet is in another category though. It's just to flying cool to give it a pass.

It's like a fucking clown jack in the box. The cross-like pattern you saw in the earlier picture, is actually a origami pattern like foldable leather compartment shit. Huh? What? I'm a super awesome fashion robot? Ya I know right.

Well alright I'll now slap myself back to reality on why I decided to click on 'new post' and come up with this imaginary to-buy list. Truth is I'm broke like a dog again. Omg damn kao paiseh few weeks ago I still went around telling people I'm sleeping on top of my money and ironing them is my favourtie past-time WTF. Yeah but now I've fall and smack my head on the pavement and the cruel reality has dawned on me that I'm simply...broke. I'll tell you why.

Few days ago (if you really need to know, It was a friday, a very rainy and morbid one) I had my first job assignment as trainer. You know how I've been juggling around training kids at primary schools on the basics of Ms Word and powerpoint for my attachment job. Fundamentally, its the same banana mananas only this time, I'm training adults. And I don't think they'll ever call me in for any more assignments FML. More on that shootmepls story later.

On the night before I set the alarm at 645am as my lesson starts at 830am, I wanted to be a bit more lazy and set it to 7 but I'm a genius and I knew I would snooze the alarm and wake up at 7 anyways wtf. So I happily got myself changed and playfully jumped and sang my way to the train station wtf thinking theres no way I would be late as I had at least 15 minutes of allowance to reach the place in time. Then, laosai happened. I don't know whether it was the stupid rainy weather that messed with my brain or I'm actually just..plain stupid wtf I suddenly remembered something about reaching the place at 8am, 30 MINUTES EARLIER WHICH MEANS I'M ALREADY LATE! I abruptly got off the train and my laosai brain told me to take a cab so I did.

Remember what I said about the weather? Yeah it got every shit to do with this tragedy. Apparently, singaporeans are not trained to drive during rainy days so what they do is, they close their eyes and let the cars drive themselves! And surprise surprise! Bumper car extravaganza!!!!1 WOOOOHOOOOO I clapped my hands as I watched on and celebrate while the taxi meter raised in harmony with the frequency of road catastrophes. If that wasn't enough for a confetti bursting celebration, my laosai brain didn't warned me about going through 2 ERPs along the way to orchard. Dingdingding!! and as the digits on the doom meter loomed towards me, I swear I saw the angel of death coming to redeem me wtf. For the grand finale, the cab fare ended with a bang with the grand total of 70 glorious bucks ( actually SGD31 la, 70 bucks is in ringgit, digit bigger more dramatic effect mah wtf) and hark the herald angels sing! I reached the teaching office at 850pmam! High 5 anyone?

And that..was not it. I was so fucking nervous the whole time because first, the fact that I was so fucking late FML no.1. Second, the dress code was shirt and tie, I had no tie FML no.2. Third, the students were all super computer literate and non of them were pork uncles and vegetable aunties as I imagined wtf. Fourth, my boss sent some scrutinizing alien from her work staff and I was supervised like a prisoner FML no.3. Fifth, I basically stumbled my way like a fat and stammering dwarf throughout the lesson FML no. 2165456651^n+1

Later, I phoned my boss to explain and apologize for being late for lesson and this is what I got
"One of my staff, yeah she thinks you're unfamiliar with Microsoft Word"

Now, who wants to donate me for breakfast/lunch/dinner for the next three months ^____^ HIHI IS ME!!!!!

Sing Hallelujah!

2009-08-20T21:59:00.008+08:00

Due to the most recent sacred prayer that includes the most holy rituals of bowing down in profound meditative silence, genuflecting in deepest of mortal depth and last but not least..tweeting wtf, I hereby sing praise to God and declare from now on, all the wtfs that comes out from my mouth takes a complete drastic turn and has a whole new revitalizing meaning to it. Since I've promised to swearing abstinence (refer to most recent tweeyer <--twitter prayer), the four letter word f in wtf now stands for fish/face/frog/feee/faii/foor/farm! or whatever jabberwocky that rock's your grandma panties

E.g. HAHAHAHAHA WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!!!1111 See I'm not even swearing! Remember the five different 'F's in the example sentence can take absolutely different shapes individually. Like how my friend Jason Mraz likes to say: "It's all about the wordplay Edwin Tsien Tze Siong my dear ol' friend...it's all about the wordplay...!" See I told you he's my friend.

Oh and by the way, ONE MORE FISHING FROGGEDY DAY TILL EVERYTHING POLY ENDS!!!1 Wait. Farm this shit! (WTF Farm this shit HAHAHAHAHAA) I don't want to jinx anything up by assuming anything 1st! Yikes errr oh well the above countdown statement is pure tentative. Huh? What? Me insecure loser? How dare you. I absolutely completely and utterly agree with you WTF.

p/s: I'll be going head to head with secondary school punkheads next week. Any advice for a stronger and ~~believable~~ inspiring prayer?

Mind-fuck

2009-08-17T22:00:00.005+08:00

Show encrypted text

Sorry, for the protected entry. I'm an insecure shithead like that. Those who have 1. absolutely nothing to do, 2. friend of ed's 3. really have nothing to do wtf can request the open sesame code from me @msn @fb message @twitter you name it I got it >___^ wtf.

And of course the owner has the right to decide whether he is in a rainbow mood to show you the pathway to the pot of gold!

1900

2009-08-01T21:45:00.007+08:00

screencaps from movie 'The Legend of 1900'

" ..keys begin, keys end. You know there are 88 of them. Nobody can tell you any different. They are not infinite. You're infinite... And on those keys, the music that you can make... is infinite. I like that. That I can live by.. You rolled out in front of me a keyboard of millions of keys, millions and billions of keys that never end. And that's the truth Max, that they never end. That keyboard is infinite... and if that keyboard is infinite, then on that keyboard there is no music you can play. You're sitting on the wrong bench... That is God's piano."

3 more weeks till the end of an era. Jumping into a holiday of indefinite period, mixed feelings all over geez this is so fucking bizzare, the ordinary me would be popping champanges and cherries (WTF) by now. The movie captured my perspective on the post-poly life so well . Future — a land too big, a woman too beautiful, a voyage too long, perfume too strong..

Misanthropy

2009-07-18T16:01:00.005+08:00

Twitter is officially eating up this blog space. Updating in 140 words is just too freaking convenient for lazy shitheads like me.

And since i'm doing it here, there's no way that this is gonna be brief.

You know, working in the real world is a real pain in the ass, but thought provoking at the same time. I guess I'm just not made to work in a constrained air-conditioned compound, where leverage are thrown at each other in a pyramid chain, while co-workers contrive among each other. All which is the office.

I'm just not cut out for this shit. I guess that's why I subconsciously remind myself that I will never want a monotonous work routine later in life. Because monotonous work life essentially equivalents getting ass stuck in office feces. There's a real war going on everyday in that shit space. People murder (figuratively) to get ahead. Which involves of stabbing at the back. I mean how can people actually be inspired when they are confined to a space like that, working or I would rather put it crudely as WASTING THEIR LIFE there. Is there not a larger significance in life than making moolahs and thriving ahead? How about living your life?

I know this is what you will casually put it as the cruelty and reality of life, well fuck that. This is what people tell themselves to make themselves feel better. Since it is the "reality", which means it is normal it is mainstream, everyone's doing it, so there's is nothing wrong with it. Really? Well, I sure hope one day the trend would be "feeding on each other's feces". That would be quite a sight wtf.

I think i just needed to write all this shit out from whatever I'm experiencing about work life now. Knock myself on the head to be never unfrekinspired enuff to stuck myself in that shithole. Because before you know it, you're already 60 and all you got is a bunch of hollow memories of your corporate life and a couple of unfilial obnoxious workaholic kids to go with wtf.

Be frekinspired. Make the change you want to see in your life.

p/s: I think i just discovered that i'm lactose intolerant. (notice the overflowing of feces in the entry wtf) All the laosai memories are coming back to haunt me wtf. From just drinking a glass a fresh milk to a bowl of cereal ~~goodness~~ wateriness.

p/p/s: I went to a da vinci exhibition the other day and it was fucking inspiring. I guess that's what provoked this entry. To live life like a carefree renaissance man where all they care were painting intricate naked women and every single one of their pubic hair wtf.

2009-07-18T14:16:00.005+08:00

"No, Listen. You are perfect. But you are gonna meet a lot of stupid people in your life and they're just not gonna get you, Screw em. All that matters is that you never for a second change who you are.."

Tribute: Childhood Hero

2009-06-26T20:16:00.015+08:00

Black or White.

I remember watching this video a million times when I was a kid. Especially the part where
Macaulay Culkin blew his dad off the roof, which blew my mind over and over again. I would rewind like 121029310 times just to see that particular part. I think that's why we got new VCR players every few months wtf. (i was still a kid hello???! a cute one wtf.)

Every kids talent show, every comedy night, and every church family night event I went, there it was. There were always at least 2 or more contestants doing the MJ impersonation. And everyone would go nuts for it. Imagine that. People were ecstatic just by looking at fake MJ impersonations. Needless to say, when normal homosapiens witness the presence of the real king of pop, they faint. Over and over again wtf. As a kid, I was damn baffled when some random women would run to the stage, threw themselves at MJ like some famished beast, and pengsan after that wtf. (My dad was a huge MJ fan and there were never ending MJ concert videos to watch when I grew up.) It's like they died and went to heaven.

At that time, my family were definitely normal homosapiens. Every morning I'll have the comfort of waking up to MJ's album cd playing on the record player. Every car ride there's always me and my bro singing to MJ's songs (where we would always do the "AO!" in unison wtf). Everyday we would impersonate the moonwalk and fail miserably, laugh at each other and have a big fist fight after that wtf. Everywhere were MJ posters plastered in our room, where we put on our sunglasses and our fake black cowboy hats wtf and convince ourselves that we were the king of pop himself.

There were just too many awesome memories of MJ in our lives. His music playing in our heads, for every significant MJ memory. Although he is gone now, I believe that the way he mesmerizes, the unbelievable charisma and stage presence, the notorious crotch grab (AO!) , the super sleek dance moves, the huge inspiration and exceptional talent, will live on forever. He will forever be my greatest childhood hero.

RIP MJ.

Update

2009-06-20T15:28:00.014+08:00

The blogging aura in me has died off, which explains the lack of updates.

Maybe it's because I'm not intrigued by writing anymore (hangat2 tahi ayam je budak ni wtf), maybe it's because of the hectic work life. Actually, maybe is sucha cool word that I wanna be a maybe man. It's sucha vague and ambiguous reply between yes and no that sometimes you don't even know which side are you leaning towards more wtf why am i talking about this wtf. Oh right! I just watched YES MAN yesterday. NO MAN NO MAN NO MAN WTF.

About work, life can't get any monotonous than that. It's like i'm zombi-fied and terminator-fied all in the same time. robocop wtf. wall-e wtf. my fyp soccer robot wtf. Can you spot the anecdote here? Me->stiff->hard->soundswrong->waitforit->work life pffft.

Most of the depression from work comes from the deprivation of 1st-week-kids-funny-high5-more high5-belly bump wtf to the 2nd and 3rd week where I was given the important task of....sorting lego parts WTF. What kind of a fucking bummer is that??!?! From 1st week where I had the time of my life to heading towards the gates of lego hades. And it rhymes...!

And the even bigger bummer than the previous bigger big bummer (BBB wtf) is the classes for the school I'm initially assisting at is canceled....because of pig flu...I don't even feel like continuing this post anymore....just let me die NOOO KIDS DON'T STOP ME NOOO STOP PULLING MR. EDWIN'S HAND WTF.

But seriously, kids just say and do the funniest things. They can be annoying at times but who cares, the next moment when they do another one of their stuns you'll be smiling and wishing that you were their dad. come to papa wtf.

***

This album just blew my mind all over the bus's windows and innocent passenger's faces (I was listening to it on the bus wtf)

edit: filtered the wtfs. I'm starting to get baffled by the incessant wtfs wtf.

Messages.

2009-06-03T20:48:00.005+08:00

Favourite videos at the moment.

Updates on attachment soon. Total fatigue, the traveling and wakey time is a million times worse than fyp. Having said that, it's been awesome so far tho. Kids never fail to make our day, don't they.

And it's down to 3 months.

2009-05-30T22:49:00.003+08:00

It was a friday morning. The lab seem quieter than usual. I looked around at the empty seats and walked steadily towards mine. I was somewhat more energized than the past fridays while at the same time, the killer morning lethargic-ness was in my bones as usual.

I turned on the computer wanting to keep myself occupied. Then, for a moment I realized that there was nothing left to do. This was it. 12 weeks of incessant complains about early mornings, fucked up robot programs, surfing the net aimlessly (what?? i'm edwin hello wtf), lectures supervising my ass while ambushing and scaring me shitless when I was secretly updating my blog (sigh the hoops i go through to entertain you people hahahaha). 12 weeks of shit just loomed past me and I can't believe it. Especially the early mornings, that was the biggest transition ever in my life so far, or it will stay that way forever wtf hahahaha damn small my achievements in life FMLFML. This is gonna sound mad cheesy but, yesterday was probably the last time I'm ever gonna step into my school again. (provided if i don't fail my........CHOICHOI DAIGELAISI touchwood now or go SEK SI WTF)

I'm heading for attachment next week whoopee finally something really substantial! The money I mean wtf klakla working experience also laa which leads me back to the pay i'm gonna get teeeheee wtf.

*
Roland Garros.

Djokovic kicked ass big time. Swiped the opponent in just over 35 minutes how sweet is that. It's only the 2nd round though wtf. And he's trailing in the 3rd round now WTF.

I hate to say this, but we all know Nadal's gonna win the title hands down. He brought federer down into tears at oz open and now clay court? Geez.

MLIA

2009-05-27T13:16:00.006+08:00

MLIA= MyLifeIsAverage

Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night because my pillow was too warm.
I flipped it then went back to sleep. MLIA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DAMN STUPID HAHAHAHAHAHA

Today I woke up at 3am. I masturbated and fell back asleep. MLIA

someone posted my story before me WTF

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it
said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

AVERAGE UNTIL WHAT TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA

and I can totally relate to all these stories because...

it's past an hour, i'm still the only one laughing FML

Double FML

2009-05-25T21:17:00.004+08:00

#1 I was supposed to take a video for my robot project today (just so if anything goes wrong I can just show the video), the final presentation's on wednesday. Few moments after I shoved the power supply into the robot, I saw smoke coming out behind it's head. Fyi, I did not capture any bloody footage of my robot AT ALL. FML

#2 WHO THE FUCK IS SOHPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS SHE YOUR MAID WTF OR YOUR SANITARY PAD'S BRAND WTF. AND I DID NOT TAKE ANY BLOODY DIET PILLS I ONLY USED THE BATH SALT THING YINLING GAVE ME FOR MY BEER BELLY WTFWTF. FMLFMLFMLFML.

If you haven't noticed, my twitter got hacked and it's promoting slimming pills WTF. I KNOW RIGHT WHO THE HELL HACKS TWITTER ACCOUNTS SIAO ONE ASDLKASJDOEA. Should I just reset my password ( fyi, bloody hacker changed it tmd limbeh can't login now) and use back the old account and track sophie down wtf. OR should I create a new account? BUT I'LL LOSE ALL MY FOLLOWERS!!! not one not two but.................... 17!!!!! HAHAHAHAH DAMN PATHETIC KTHXBAI

*

Some devil some angel
Has got me to the bones
You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Is such a long and lonely time

Fuckin' beautiful. Vocals accompanied with just the guitar, so hauntingly poignant. I can't believe I've only heard of the masterpiece now. One of the greatest of our time.

Reassurance

2009-05-24T01:30:00.005+08:00

New header.

Actually if you refresh my blog in every 3 seconds (hello ada wtf), you'll know that this is the 123182302th time I've been throwing out new headers only to tear em down the next second and replace it with the old one. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK EDWIN!! (wtf is too subtle here wtf). I seriously think theres something wrong with me, like I secretly gain bizzare sexual pleasure in the process of all this shit. And in the end I settled with just two miserable words, which could easily took me 3 seconds (hello again ada wtf) to ~~design~~ type godammit.

One thing about interviews. Do you lie when you are in one of those? Hmm let me rephrase my question. Is it right to be lying in one of those? You know sometimes you say things to boast and enhance your "resume", that's what I did. And I felt bad after that. At that point during the interview, I felt like my instinct was telling me to do it, either you're an idoit or insane if you don't

" Are you a punctual person? Our company thinks very highly of that"
" Yes, I am"

I am so full of it. It might seem like a "common-sense-lie" but a lie is still a lie ain't it. Makes me wonder how many lies do we tell daily. Believe me, that wasn't the only bullshit I came up in the interview. If there was a interview lying quota, mine was overflowing with laughing and lying little elfs wtf

***

Dig dig dig.

Listen to the original Bryan Ferry's version and then this. FUCKIN' AWESOME. Her tunes are looping crazy on my ipod. Sick sick sound. Vocals, mad smooth. Just adds infinite atmospheric quality to her music. And I really dig her style, effortlessly charasmatic. Slick is the word.

p.s: great...I'm back to wordy self.

Pictures. What pictures?

2009-05-22T21:29:00.010+08:00

There I was clicking the 'Older Post' link browsing through past entries.

I was astounded (look at how i cringe wtf) at how I have 'revitalized' the method of how I bloggie without me knowie.

I was at the verge of turning into this old hag talking in never ending sentences followed by more never ending sex...WAIT FOR IT.....tences. sentences. (old hag got rabun mata tend to misspell more wan WTF)

I was blogging in words so much, that I looked like your imaginary blogger friend from brazil wtf ireland wtf sudan wtf alfghanistan wtf ok you get my point. Like there was no pictures to proof my existance gasp

In blogging retrospect, I think in a certain cryptic way I have outgrown myself although I have no idea whether it is for the better. In fact, no one does.

This entry will serve as a small reminder of how I have evolved , the ambiguity of how I perceive the world in different perspectives at different stages of my life span, of turning points, of new eras, of the begginings of the end. endings of new beginnings, beginnings of new endings, end of begin, begin of end begin end end begin THE END WTF

p/s: the imaginary empty seat might not be that empty after all gasp inside joke wtf.

Live Long and Prosper \\ //

2009-05-15T21:34:00.005+08:00

I iz givin Star Trek some mayjah lurve. \\ // (hahahaha damn kute this simbol \\ // its spock's handsign dehhh the notorious ET handsign \\ // \\ // \\ // geddit geddit????not the peace handsign ok wtf)

I'm not gonna say anything more bout its greatness as I'm sure you already seen all the awesome reviews splattered everywhere on the net. Seriously, it's been on twitter's trending topics for like 3 weeks already. Big deal ok! Even Obama is not on the list wtf. It's that damn good really go watch it if you haven't please laaa do yourself a favour and stop watching trashy movies like high school musical 4.5 wtf and GO WATCH STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!! You'll be laughing off your seats(the wit), holding on to your seats(the intense action), holding your bladder while holding on to your seats(the overdose of coke wtf) and at the end you won't bear to leave your sits and accept the fact that the show has ended T_______T (cause you already pee'd your pants WTF)

***

If you have been following me on twitter you'll know what I've been upto lately ( I know you do stalkers! say hi to me on twitter stop hiding already wtf) I've got myself a bloody short haircut macibai don't even get me started on that, am convinced Kris Allen ( idol finalist) should be on "Days of our lives" instead of Idol wtf, and yeah the most recent and devastating news for all of us my dear comrades........ I've failed the NAPFA test (physical fitness test). Timed in 15 minutes for the 2.4km run fuck that!!!! Imma go throw away my new shiny running shoes now who wants it please go wait below my flat and throw back 70 bucks to me not free lah stupid im edwin hello kthxbai wtf.

Oh and if you haven't notice I've been harping about twitter the entire post. Wahai kawan-kawanku sekalian! what are you waiting for! Hop in the twitter bandwagon with ed and lets sing along to the happy twitter song! (I love you~ You love me~ WTF) My brain has been offically poisoned with all the barney my nephew is watching.... seriously why is that dinosaur purple again???!?!??!

p.s I was not asking you to join the twitter for the sake of joining. It's for the greater good. Follow ed on twitter and one day ashton kutcher will be my little twitter bitch wtf

Surreal

2009-05-05T18:36:00.007+08:00

Gunmen in Turkey Kill 44 at Wedding

ISTANBUL, Turkey — In a gruesome massacre, more than 40 people, including many women and children, were killed late Monday when masked assailants attacked a wedding party in southeastern Turkey, the semi-official Anatolian News Agency reported. (Source here)

Immediately, the scene from "Kill Bill" struck my mind. The wedding massacre. And I thought gruesome untrue-some scenes like that only happen in the big screen. What the hell is wrong with the world? And here we are worrying about the Influenza A outbreak, where the global death toll is nowhere near this single bloody massacre. So fuck the flu. H1N1 is officially overrated. We are too busy inflicting deaths on ourselves. Huh what epidemic?

***
Yesterday was the longest day of my life.

I had a head-splitting throb in my head the other night. Yeah it was in my head. The pain was so bad that it was as though there was a little head-mutilating elf slashing inside my head, strumming my pain with his fingers, killing me softly with each slash..killing me softly WTF.
I was literally writhing on my bed in mind-blowing pain. It was excruciating till the point that It made me hell nausea and I was vomitting yellow like liquid ( brain-juice wtf) I thought I was gonna die T__T

I was ready to lie on my bed pathetically and wait for the death hour wtf weak while some angel will descend from a beam of glorious light and welcome me with open arms wtf delusional ( or burning flames to consume me from the ground = hell T_T ) Then suddenly my sister made a detour and chose not to go to work and bring me to a neurologist T_________T DAMN KAO EXPENSIVE OK. I kept refusing but she kept insisting haih what did I do in my past life to deserve sucha great sister. (Eh dad u're not reading this right damn paiseh wtf) I was supposed to get a MRI Scan (DAMN COOL RIGHT I FEEL LIKE IM IN THE SHOW HOUSE ONLY) but it cost a whopping 700 bucks. WTF RIGHT???!?! Being the k.i.e (kiam in everything wtf) of course I opted to skip the scan and see what will the medication do for me first.

Sigh, let's just hope theres no monster looking tumour (CHOI DAI GE LAI SI) in ed's brain. In the meantime, ed shall compensate for the neurologist consult (which was crazy expensive as well )with his 1st attachment paycheck ok maybe half lah the other half i wanna buy ipod wtf damn kiamsiap hahahahaha.

I can't thank my sis enough.

p.s something else "smashing" happened as well that made up the long long day that is yesterday, not gonna get into that. Let's just say I'll see you guys in hell wtf.

The Horrors

2009-04-29T23:24:00.001+08:00

I officially have a music fetish for synthesizer sounds. They are orgasm for my ears. This track particularly blew my mind, vocals fitting into the electronica like a glove.

Actually I just wanted to blog to tell you i went jogging again wtf.

***

I'm starting to feel eccentric-ly aloof from the world. The seemingly approachable facade i forced on. Or rather the cruel world threw it upon me. I was lost for words, something was wrong, speech should be the equivalent of breathing, but there I was grasping for words.
Maybe it was those meals I had alone, maybe it was those times I decided to not care, I sub-consciously let my mind believe that I don't give a flying fuck about the people around me, and eventually shutting down from the world cognitively. Should I celebrate this moment and drift further away? As they always say, geniuses are some kind of a maverick. Or should I wake up from this wilderness and return to the world I thought I've known.

Just joking (jogging wtf)

2009-04-25T14:59:00.007+08:00

Do you have this feeling whenever prior of doing something you'll be all pumped up while anticipating the idea of it ecstatic-ly but when you're in the middle of it you feel like you're constantly out of breath that you wanna throw in the towel so so so bad.

Eh don't dig so deep lah, I was just talking about jogging wtf.

I was all hyper about the idea of it (slimmer face wtf) this morning and promptly get myself ready or else procrastination kicks in like a bitch and I will end up in my bed dreaming of myself jogging 42.3km WTF. So, I hit right away to the jogging route like a man and came back an old worn out veteran with a blister toe!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHH1234SELF-HIGH5!!

Nolah actually I went out to jog at 11.00am and reached home all jaded and perspiring profusely at..... surprise surprise!! 11.15am FAIL T____T The blister was caused by the insanely tight shoes and I didn't wear socks wtf double fail. Yalah so can't blame me for the failure blame the shoes! *whistling and looking elsewhere

Just realized something. Why are my recent posts all about jogging wtf. I think I can compile all of it and write a book already man. Here's how the cover would look like.

"MEMOIRS OF A JOGGING WARRIOR WITH A BLISTER TOE"
#1 New york Times Bestseller.

(insert picture of heroic ed jogging with olympic torch)

he only jogged 15 minutes though wtf.

**

Guess what did i have for lunch?

ASAM LAKSA! AND ITS HOMEMADE!

It was damn damn damn good ok! Literally can hold a candle to that asam laksa stall nearby my jb house ( which is quite good imo and they are penang locals! ) eh but still can't compare with the land of the asam laksa origin lah. We don't have the dusty yellow legendary asam laksa recipe written on a toilet paper as our heirloom ok wtf.

Ok let me explain why it's so damn damn damn good. DAYUM!

HELLO??!?! DID I MENTION IT WAS HOMEMADE?? Homemade rocks asam laksa's potential to the very max aye. Don't ever underestimate a homemade of whatever. In fact, homemade is the best invention ever, period wtf kuazhang. Alright the reason why homemade is so awesome because you can add infinite amount of shizzles to your dish. In this case, infinite spammage of shredded onions and cucumber. Damn kao satisfying homg. And the most significant ingredient asam laksa cant do without! HA GAO!!! (PRAWN PASTE) ASIASJDOAJEKASDAKSDODSEEWOHHHHHHHH1234HIGHFIVE! Half the bowl of my soup was filled with hagao fuck this shit i can still feel the fragrant of it in my mouth mmmmmmm. It was rapture, rupturing in my mouth with every spoonful of the oh so rich hagao soup. The onions and cucumber shredded to perfection.. and the beehoon~ bouncing in my mouth playfully like little kids jumping on the trampoline WTF

OMG MY SIS'S MOM-IN LAW ( CAN I JUST CALL HER MOM WTF) CAME IN MY ROOM AND DECLARED SHE RETURNED WITH MORE BEEHOON!

WTF WHAT AM I STILL DOING HERE? BYE!

Random vintage apparel > Bread

2009-04-22T14:59:00.010+08:00

**UPDATE!!
1.STUNNED PENNILESS PIC ADDED
2. I RAN 9 ROUNDS (3.6KM) AND JASMIN RAN 7 ROUNDS (2.8KM)!!! (Everyone in stadium kneeling down in respect while reaching out for a high 5 when we sprint pass them wtf )

tilt head in awkward postion. check!
piggy bank (cropped). check!
stunned penniless look ( partly caused by pig's trottle tickle). check!
looking sizzling hot despite all previous actions. CHECK CHECK CHECK!

Saving money = epic phail!!
(I COULDN'T FIND A BLOODY PIGGY BANK ANYWHERE! So just randomly crop one from google image the buntut got reflection somemore wtf)

I shall not disclose the amount spent as I have a bad gut feeling that...my family's reading my blog behind closed blog curtains( HELLO DAD! The picture was just a joke lah ha.ha.ha I'm spending very wisely and eating bread for breakfast/no lunch so can save more $__$/dinner/supper(compensate for lunch wtf) and I don't have a piggy bank cause i save all my money in a actual bank wtf)(oh cook yong tau foo for dinner this weekend !yay! zomg i just saved 10 cents without smsing you aren't you proud of your son wtf)

Ok stop interrupting me. NOLA NOLA NOT TALKING TO YOU DAD ^_______^

As the title says, I should just drop dead now. Alrightey, this was what happened. I walked into the store, tried 1298371928378 fred perry polos but considered for 1239871293728 hours cause the price is obviously exorbitant (actually rather reasonable, as some of them were rare second-hand vintage pieces! all hail ed teh lobang king!), after a few moments later, I walked out the store with the piece more expensive than any one of those I've tried earlier on =_______=

WTF EDWIN WTF???!!?!?! WAUN!!! WAUN!!!! (WAT ARE U NUTS!)

Wait. I have a good valid reason for this.Ok rewind. After the part where I was trying and considering them polos, I was scanning the store for the last time. As I was losing all possible god forsaken hope and braced myself to leave the store once and for all.....AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN!THERE IT WAS!! THE SHINING BEACON OF HOPE!! GOD DID NOT FORSAKE ME T________T I SWEAR I SAW GOD SHONE A BEAM OF GLORIOUS LIGHT DIRECTLY AT THAT CLEAN! VINTAGE! MINIMAL! POLO TEE! ( avoids naming of polo tee brand, or it will be doom looming with dad and his ding diao wtf)

And the rest like what they say, was history....

Ed will be spending the rest of his meals with bread indeedy...

p.s hint for ambiguous polo tee brand: YouStupidLala/YourSterileLanjiao/YikesSiaodingdongLolness wtf

p.p.s (dad see here wtf) : Working my ass out later! Running 6 rounds of the stadium!! (2.4km only lah wtf) in a hopeful time of under 13 minutes. Sigh damn kao hard lah. I've been training on treadmills for the past few weeks but I was still 3 minutes over the time to pass napfa.Not gonna get into that, as there were complications with jasmine the time keeper (rolls uncountable) NVM DAD! YOUR SON CAN DO IT! AND SO CAN YOU! BY RAISING HIS ALLOWANCE WTF.

Is Sked

2009-04-20T13:14:00.006+08:00

I was skeptical at 1st but FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTT.

This mind stalker genie is fucking creepy!! I cut him some slack at 1st by thinking about a famous celebrity. BUT THIS MIND STALKER STALKS UR BRAIN TO THE DEEPEST CORE AND EVEN DECIPHERS THE IDENDITY OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. EEYER SO SCARY LIKE THE SMALL GIRL IN HARPER'S ISLAND T______________T (she tortures snails with her magnifying glass btw wtf)

Are you sure you wanna shit in your panties by clicking this?

Oh and tell me which character did you play jedi mind tricks with teh creepy genie.

Flip Flop heist.

2009-04-19T18:05:00.019+08:00

*Behold! An update for ze thieve.

The culprit of the havaianas heist shall be damned. What in hell's audacity thee possess!! Scheming a theft on thymajesty's prized possession — the minimal of all minimal, the comfy cushioned sole that is in one harmony with thy majesty's feet, all the royal quality that merge into the clean! white! minimal! havaianas sandals! * stroking beard simultaneously

Behold! You shall be damned! Mark my words! YOU SHALL BE DAMNED! (king with limited vocabulary wtf)

My henchmen will tracketh you, findeth you and slaughtereth you!! all at just a ring of my heist ding-dong bell!

So behold!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!..........!.....~!.....~~...... (echoes fades off slowly....)

BEHOLD!!
Presented above is the prototype of thy majesty's newly favored shiznit. Crafted by Sir Gucci.
If any of you fast-thinking slaves know what I mean...and present thymajesty with what he adores.
THOU SHALL BE REWARDED HEFTYLY
AND BEHOLD!!! THOU SHALL BE LIBERAL FROM SLAVERY!!!!!!

Now, how many behold(s) did thymajesty useth wtf.

**Memorandum to ze theive: the strap on ze havaianas was at the verge of splitting YOU FOOL! I've prayed to ze sandal-Gods and I warn thee! For ye shall be consumed by the wrath and fires together with ze burning and laughing sandal-wearning leprechauns in the land below purgatory! I warn thee!!

The Class

2009-04-18T13:16:00.006+08:00

The movie is vastly realistic to an extend that it's documentary-esque. The interaction slash reaction, jumping off the screen into life. Makes me wonder, the education system is actually flawed in a way. A very miserable one in fact. Teachers are supposed to impart, not to judge. Evaluate, is the right word here. Being superior in age and knowledge doesn't exempt you from anything. Respect, works two ways.

"You called us "skanks" and to us skanks means prostitutes, so why is it wrong that we call you teachers "fuckers" ? "

exerpt from the movie. Teacher replied, saying it is diferent. That student can't say things teacher can. He walked away, contradicting himself. His teachings, the values imparted. Should we adhere by rules, so flawed that even a child understands? The simple gesture of taking and returning his sibling's toy, of giving and receving, of hitting and retaliating ( i did when i was a kid, my dad hit me and i hid his rotan wtf). Everything that is the simple rule of respect, that goes in a two way street.

The movie ended in a beautiful unresolved manner and set me in a trance of contemplation.

The.... (end...)*echoing in the background*

(beautiful unresolved ending wtf)

I is translator

2009-04-13T21:08:00.008+08:00

I was reading a spanish blog and needed a translator. So I thought to myself, as epic of a search engine google is, why not its translator? Thus, began teh experimentation.

clapclap impressive. it even deciphers abbreviations. Thus began the 3 letter experimentation.

No surprise there.

Ok wait. What the hell is that? Isn't it suppose it be "Mi Tian Gung" instead of " Xi Gung" HELLOOO?? (Kuku haywire syndrome started to emerge.)

HAHAHAHAHAH TAEKWANDO WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

***

Ignore the previous post. Believe me it's not even suicidal. Although the way I depicted may seem liked it, but trust me. Just sick of all the stereotypical shizzles in life people strive their whole lives for and for what? Life is too short.

1st Uniqlo at southeast asia. Damn psyched. The queue was insane though. 1st queue-was people getting in the store like kuku right go in the store also need to queue up copy LV wtf. 2nd queue- changing room (each took like 12831203 outfits, shoved them in a basket and waited in line faithfully, imagine that!) and I swear there was this super hot chick who lost her patience and strip abruptly in the middle of the queue and started trying on her clothes!!! Which she stood like 2 motherfucking shitblockingheads away from me in the queue which I wasn't in the first place to begin with. YEAH I MADE THAT UP HAHAHAHAHAHA. The ridiculous queue was true though. 3rd queue- to the cashier. They had like 8 cashiers wtf. And yet the line was still having a large 'erection' every single second WTF.

But it was all worth it, limbeh got a denim for only 49.90!! ACTUAL PRICE 69.90 OPENING SALE SO DEDUCT 20.00 YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (EVERYONE QUEUING OUTSIDE UNIQLO PATTING MY BACK WHILE SOME REACHING OUT FOR A HIGH 5 WTF)

I'm on serious monetary drought btw. T_T

Who wants to get edwin some belated birthday prezzies? ;;)

Free Fallin'

2009-04-10T23:03:00.004+08:00

Throw everything away and let everything unravel itself. At the back of our heads, all the time. Unfortunately, it only stays there.

Gravity, bringing us back to reality.

For me, I would free fall throughout the journey. But gravity. Sometimes I wonder if it's for the best. Clearing your heads and carve a definite pathway for yourself. Education, get a job, shag your girlfriend, get married, kids, throw kids away if too annoying wtf, grow old, death. Exactly, eventually we all succumb to the ending of all beginnings. Death.

So what's the point?

And another joins the club

2009-04-07T20:09:00.008+08:00

Happy 21st bitrhday tebu/barney/cat/pigcat/insert nick here ( epiphany! yl weirdly wins hands down for the most nicknames wtf ) Hope you enjoyed the celebration eh! Cause there are still debts to be settled nyehehehe i love pushing this new found guilt button * bwahahaha cross-shoulders

p.s aight for you guys who doesn't read sweat or fourfeet you must be all inquisitive gila about the sudden emergence of wtf(s) in my posts/msn/sms/wtf <-- rhymes with msn and sms wtf.Right so as i've mention, im addicted to this blog like W.T.F and wtf it is. The end. Hahahaha ok shut up. That previous statement is just to demostrate the different expressions in wtf and how fucking useful it is. Really. Don't you think adding wtf after a joke sentence makes it infinite times more ludicrous. It's like adding 'hahahaha' but only 'hahahaha' looks fuckstupid at times, because it looks like you're laughing at your own joke like a retard. ESPECIALLY IF U EVEN CHOOSE TO ADD '!' AT THE BACK OF EVERY 'HAHAHAHAHA' SIGH SO PATHETIC *ROLL EYES* HAHAHAHAHA!! SHIT I JUST DID IT -__- Lazy to think of examples lah, you go experiment with it yourselves or...SEENEXTPOST BE BACK OR BE SQUARE WTF.

p.p.s just realised the p.s is longer than the birthday shouout wtf WTF.

say whaaaaaaaaaaat

2009-04-02T12:14:00.005+08:00

A TALKING MP3

no fuck you, this is not the title of a horror flick. Fellas, its for real. You know all those coolio machines/robots from 'back to the future' where a soothing female voice attends to your needs. Yes I really thing shit like that is slapping right at our faces before we even know it. Seriously, a talking mp3. If that's not enough, it speaks in 13 languagues wtf. Oh and was this launched for quite some time already, sorry if i turnout to be a jakun and find out only yesterday while randomly browing apple's webbie. What did i say, literally shitting at our faces before we even know it. Creepy. What's next? A mp3 robot? Slapping the crap out of you if Britney Spears is looping in your ipod wtf.

p.s Click on the ipod image. IT'S ALIVE!! <--edit: delayed april fools joke ha.ha.ha

p.p.s whoa so many tags. But imma reply every single one of em. sigh what to do getting more and more popular but more and more humble hahaha wtf!!

ffg: long lei! but straightaway hiatus for a week -_- kev is back at jbland lah dumbass if not he'll be beside me doing the situp race with me wtf

dada: i knw i knw i also very impressed with myself *looks at sky and btw yl is still acting stupid she say she have no idea what ure talking about *batuapi* ok deal! the biggest losser (weight) is the winner! winner gets to slap the loser bwahahaha

jas: go away lah u pangseh queen T_T btw....COMING????

ffg: WTF-_- OK U GO STARE AT MICHELE TAY'S PIC NOW THEN AFTER A MINUTE OR SO STARE AT TAN HUILING'S. THERE YOU GO!

dada: i knw right. why our fleng like that...

jasmineyo: sigh..speechless hor lol.

jasmine: go away T_T

dada: sad lah but i wont if i receive another present hehehe.

ahmi: thnks bro!!! yalah damn kao long lah our brotherhood we should start a convention or something wtf. anyways thnks for coming all the way down from kl again. really really appreciate it man. nah! give u kiss! wtf

jasmine: u forgot ur yo leh. jasmine ng say u wanna saboh her hahahah wtf. thnks!!!

von: wooi! long time no see ( as in my blog/church/randomly on the street wtf) hahaha yalah damn kao honest right. haih can be saint already. before i do that i should goto church more often though.....hahahahahaha

dada: replying for the sake of replying! >:(

Am i really edwin?

2009-03-24T20:50:00.010+08:00

It's been quite some time that I've written a real entry.You really think I'm writing one now?? Or I'm just writing for the sake of writing.......... hahahahaha ok inside joke wtf.

I'm so proud of myself today. It's been a loooooong time since I've been the tiniest shit bit of productive. Actually come to think of it, its not that productive at all lah but again in ed's productive metre its overflowing with screaming and laughing productive elfs bursting out of the productive metre for air.. ok you get my point.

So, today after school guess who went to the gym!!! (omg, ada also blog about going to the gym lei, later ppl say i copy her how, wait i told jasmine about it last week! go! go ask her! golah! who's ur daddy now! ehhh! i'm literally ada's daddy -_-) Ok yes! as I've said I went to teh gym just now. Don't know why I feel all pumped up and ready to take on any dumbells in the world!! So, I went to the changing room and locked myself in a cubicle to change cause I don't have any hardcore muscles to show off yet T__T. OMG AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND THERE!! ..................
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A FREE MP3 PLAYER!! YA IT'S FREE RIGHT! NO ONE WAS IN THE CUBICLE WITH ME WTF AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOOKING RIGHT INTO ITS GLOWING SILICON BODY. So I have every right to covet and keep the gadget all thanks to my muscless body yahoooooooooo!!!

OMG I KNOW RIGHT WHY SO LUCKY WAN OMG HENCE THE TITLE AND I WAS ALL "THIS IS SOOOOOO GOING IN MY BLOG HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

!!!!!!!BUT!!!!!!!

YES!! THE FUCKING BUT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN!! I heard someone talking outside and there were frantic footsteps.

Stupid mp3 dude: " Eh, adui, mana mp3 saya??"
Stupid mp3 dude's friend: " Kan tadi kau letak dalam toilet semasa tukar baju"
Stupid mp3 dude: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... yake?"

WALAO!!! DAMN POTONG STEAM!!!!!!!

I swear the mp3 suddenly look alot smaller also can!!!! T__________________T

And the rest was history....obviously u knew what the honest, kind, considerate kid would do.........*draws circle on floor

After the fake miracle which obviously demoralized my gym spirit abit, I half-heartedly went for my work out. Eccentric enough, when I entered the gym I was all pumped up again! There was this girl version of hulk doing weightlifting and she was like " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ughhhhhhhhhhh! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and I guess that was what turned me on wtf. For my workout, I did 10 minutes on the treadmill, 3 sets on biceps, 6 sets on chest! (Laugh lah laugh at "au jing qu" somemore! see who will have the last laugh hahahahaha) Fucking productive right! *sapu dust on shoulders

Oh! And I did 50 crunches on my bed just now! SELF- HIGH 5 EDWIN!!! If you must know,why I did crunches at home instead in the gym where there are abdominal training machines, its because... I stared at the machine's instruction for 30 seconds and left hahahahahaha. Dunno how to use at all can so paiseh... Might as well do it the original way! At home! Where no one's watching! Where I split the 50 crunches into like 5 times hahahaha phail!

I wanted to talk about college education to complete the wtfness of the title but this post looks ridiculously long so Imma talk bout it in the next post. Adios mofos!

*update: REPLYING ALL TAGS HERE. CAUSE THE LAST POST KICKED SERIOUS ASS. SSI TILL I DIE!

Weisern: HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG U STILL RMB ABOUT THE KEROPOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no!!!! I usually will finish it on aguapek's bus on the way back home and cause it's only half packet left no one will even dare to ask for a share at all ahahahahah.

dada: omg keranamu hahahahahahha we will use our diaries to hit his fatass just before the chorus " DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!!!! KERANAMU!.." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA why are we so funny!!!! And our communication was pure genius! rmb one time teacher actually saw us doing it and how he didnt say anything about it after the exam. i think we just impressed the shit outta him hahahahaha

yinling: walao i wanna dig hole and stuck my inside liao! I always thought u knew omg didn't u told her ada????? so paiseh can die -_-

jasmine yo! : Is chandra really crazy alrd? omg I thought it was just a rumour. hahahahah and he was funny cause of the thing xiaofen said about him lah hahahaha and I didnt know laolao still existed as well -_-

wingee: lolololo i totally forgot about that phrase rosli said. I think he converted it from pck lah -_- and walao you ask everyone here whether you were the big sister head anot! like those jail one somemore rip ppl's hair if they dont listen to you T___T

Rare

2009-03-19T15:46:00.014+08:00

that I'll be doing these Q&A shizzles. But how can I fucking miss this? Provided I'm at skool as well now doing shizzles assembling some random robot, so which task will ed choose first?

Continue to surf the net or assemble and screwing up a robot?*does balancing scale action with both hands*

***

If you enjoyed your secondary school years, you'll do it.
If you have nothing else to do, you'll do it.
If you're here to read the questions/answers and pretend to hate to do it, deep down you'll still do it.

This tag is so fun because the answers can go on and on.
Read if you miss your secondary school years
It is pretty long, so have patience as I share with you my secondary school life.

Bio Data

1) Which school did you go to?
SSI abbreviate for Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Sultan Ismail

2) What classes were you in?
1KMT6,2KMT6,3ARIF,4BIJAK,5GEMILANG *pats own back*

3) What was/were your favourite lesson(s)?
English ( Selverani just cracks me up, Wong yean knows why)
Chemistry ( Unbelievable right? I even offered to teach ffg who scored 96 on one of the class test which is unbelievable unbelievable)
E-Math ( esp. during form 3. Where we will get to witness the teacher's pet relationship between En Tang and Joanna Lim! HAHAHAHA so obvious can die)

4) If you could remember, what time was your recess?
every single fucking period. ( was always either chewing in class, or not in class at all)

5) List down your favourite food/snacks.
The spicy keropok at koperasi and Mee rebus definitely. Nasi Pattaya occasionally cause sometimes the guy with the fucked up face and attitude take orders and the pattaya turned out to be as fucked up as well.

Style
1) Did you have a nickname way back in secondary school?
Edsai or something like that? Weird. Oh and "Au Jing qu" -_-

2) How did you wear your socks?
The coolio way of course where everyone starts imitating ed and wear ankle length socks sigh!

4) Were you given plenty of reminders about your appearance?
Everying single assembly or every singe fucking time I walk pass Shakir. "Tie mana?" "Baju masukkan!" "Rambut macam apa? Hantu ke?"

5) Who did you look up to when you were in secondary school?
Lijie (mad singing skills), Yong Thai ( mad singing skills as well, and always giving awesome motivational advice), Siow ( Insane piano/guitar impro skills), Pris ( Amazingly smart and hardworking in everything she does), Wingee ( Dajietou and obviously her great leadership skills)

Punishment
1) Name one memorable scene where you were punished in front of the whole class.
None is memorable, because I've done it infinite times to even remember one.

2) How many times did you skip class? What were you doing?
Again, infinite times. Mostly "music clubbing" or either "sudut-ing" Oh and act never bring pj clothes all the time, while staying at class doing crazy stuff. (Form 3 was the most awesomest ponteng PJ period ever, mostly we'll play with rain and when there is no rain we'll just create rain with our water bottles LOL)

3) Give one scene where you escaped from being caught/punished.
Amazingly from all the assemblies and shakir walking pass. I manage to escape quite a few. There's this one time after assembly where the spotcheck is going on, me and kenneth ( and maybe someonelse don rmb) ran all the way back to the gymnasium hide there for awhile wait for things to clear then ran to the empty classes at the back wait for more things to clear then sneakily went back to our classroom later only to find kalthom in our classroom waiting for us-_-

4) Did you vandalize any school property?
Nah I consider liquid papering the tables as graffiti.

5) Did you ever make any teacher cry?
Ms. Mary. For being so proud of us when we were finally champions at the choir zone competition. *Double Pats back*

Teacher
1)Who was your favourite teacher?
Puan Ling (Ling ling ling qian de sheng ying zhen hao ting!)
Zamri (Funny as hell)
Ms. Mary ( Her extraordinary patience with us, and the kindest and soft-spoken person)
Chandramorgan (Only because of his unqiue sense of fashion sense and the fucking funny thing about xiaofen harping about his ass all the time HAHAHAHAHAHA. She claims that he has a very big/tight one OMGWTF)

2) Describe your DM. (Guru Disiplin)
Shakir- Hardcore but reasonable. Oh and did anyone notice, he is about the size of aguakit
Abu Bakar- can kiss my ass.
Kalthom- Sick in a creepy way. Definitely a sadist. I guess its the result of her son smoking at her face and husband slapping her to hard

3) Who was the funniest/weirdest/loudest teacher?
Rosli abbreviate for all of the above ( the infamous " ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING ME! " and the WTFAEROBICS LOL!!)

Social Circle
1) Were you popular back then?
Self-absorbed but DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-UHHHHH-UHHHH-UUHHHHH-UHHHH!

2) Were you in a big group of boys/girls or small ones?
Please refer to the previous answer. * Roll eyes*

3) Who were your best friends?
Refer to question 1 again. You really think I have time to sort them out?

4) Did you and your friends have nicknames?
Weisern-FFG abbreviate for FEIFEIGAI.
The outofnowhere family clan- which consist of Ada ( who is my daughter) , Wingee ( who is Jeremy's daughter), Jeremy ( who is my brother), Yinling ( who is jeremy's wife) anyone else? Can't really remember.
Yinling- Barney! (this was after ssi but still a nick's a nick! ;) )
Jasmine Ng- Luo Han.
Xiaofen- Ahdai/Mrs. Long (LOL!)
Laolao-Laolao!!

5) What were your favourite memories of you and your friends?
Too many. But since everyone did not elaborate on that, Imma dig out the awws and those were the days moments.

-That time when we always gather at canteen, and head down to hutan bandar, having a great time while dipping our feets in the lake and playing with the fungus lake water wtf.

-That time when it was the last skooling days of form 2/form 3, we partied at skool like crazy with our own supply of water ( and flour as well? someone pls refresh my memory on this) while chasing each other all over the place -_-

-That time when I invented a genius way to "communicate" with Ada during geography, bm, sejarah exam hehehehe.

-That time when I received the 1st underwear for my birthday -_-

-That time when I walked into school late only to find jeffrey sitting outside the pejabat with a humongous bruise on his eye. LOL (Hanling was the culprit if you somehow left for oz and didn't know about this ;)

-That time where we always race up the stairs where a pinch of luck and scissors paper stone skills was the secret to success.

-That time where vivian, xiaofen, kenneth, kevin, ffg and I tested our guts with "truth or dare" during lab sessions. Kevin ended up frenching his girl in front of us wtf. Xiaofen ended up being "rewarded" by hugging shaun from the back which shaun ran the shit out of the classroom HAHAHAHA CLASSIC.

-That time where we always hang at the canteen whenever Halimah is teaching.

-That time where we did the "This I Promise You" dance.

-That time when we were in the 1st ever choir batch. Lijie and Yongthai were like Gods to us. And since then, Negara Milik Kita is stucked in our heads forever.

-That time when we were in toilet where suddenly Kenneth was terrorizing and shouting profanities at the toilet cleaner only to be friends with him in the next second "EH FLENG FLENG LAH! FLENG FLENG LAH!"

-All the time when we were at the gymnasium corridor during recess period/ exam period / ponteng period / 34 period / when someones having a period

Crushes/Lovers
1) Who was your first crush?
I think 3 of us had a crush on her at the same time. Looking back, its kinda hard to comprehend why also.
Cause its kinda like bromance than romance with her now. WAI YINLING U REALLY THINK ITS NOT YOU MEH? HAHAHAH

2) Are you in good terms with your last crush?
Yup.

3) Did you ever had a relationship with anyone in your high school?
Yup.

4) Have you ever made out in school?
Pls refer back to social question no.1 . *yawn*

Closing Ceremony
1) How did high school changed you?
Most of the greatest people I met are from there and I believe the people you meet there are the ones thats gonna make the biggest impact and will remember for the rest of your life.

2) Sing one verse of your school song.
majulah maju pemuda serta pumudi,
membina budaya mutu bangsa
tanamlah jiwa setia gagah perkasa
menuntut ilmu sampai tinggi
tunjukanlah budi pada dunia
kita ada peribadi

maju mari kita maju
sampai cita yang dituju
bersatu mari bersatu
dan menuntut ilmu

tanamlah jiwa setia gagah perkasa
menuntut ilmu sampai tinggi
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.
.
shit i forgot..=p

totally ripped from ada's . Busy drawing at each others diary most of the time lol.

3) What was your favourite question?
(Late at skool) Eh teacher say what?

(In class) Ehhhhh help me buy keropok leh!
(Continued) Kenneth: Ehhhh why you got one extra packet of keropok gimme lei!
Me: Cannot ah! That one is my sister ask me to buy one lah! Don't touch ah!
(Few moments later...)
Weisern: I thought u say u buy for ur sister wan?

4) Who/what will you remember from your high school?
3 ARIF and 5 GEMILANG.

5) Any memories you will not forget.
That time when once we were all in SSI.

1st and many many to come.

2009-03-16T22:26:00.002+08:00

He's totally shouting his favourite syllable : Jiu Jiu

Happy One Year Old Yan Feng!!
(We call him by his chinese name most of the time actually, what a coolio heroic baby name ain't it?)

Look at the date

2009-03-13T13:12:00.016+08:00

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

There. I've totally countered friday the 13th.

As every superstitious shitheads dread this particular day, me on the hand is at the exact opposite end. Simply cause it spells, friday.

Finally after waking up at 7 every morning (830am-6pm is my current skool hours btw, if you're wondering), Imma sleep the crap out off this weekend. Sleep deprived Sleep deprived Sleep deprived.

Celebrating lil jeremiah's one year old tomorrow, actual birthday is on monday though. Bumped his head yesterday on the floor and now he has a cute lil bum on his forehead. He does this hardcore stunt average twice a day haha. He is gonna be one hell of a hyperactive kid.

Kids nowadays with imaginative friends and brains.

2009-03-11T10:35:00.003+08:00

Break time at skewl. Blog hopped and encountered this shit.

UPSR 2007 Karangan Terbaik

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

*****

Ed terperanjat selepas membaca karangan lalu mati.

OMGHAHAHAHAOMG All pumped up again, back to work!

SHAGGED MAXIMUM

2009-03-09T19:49:00.005+08:00

shagged as in effin' tired. Not the word fuck. But the same level of tiredness I guess or just a shagmillion times more.

It was raining profusely the whole afternoon today. Came back, walked towards my sis's bedroom, and there he was. Lil jeremiah was sitting on the bed looking rather cheerful while my sis was clothing him. He threw me a big smile and kept looking at me, as he somehow notices my absence for the day.

That moment, I realize the existence of the extraordinary long day was worth every hour.

Appreciative I felt, for everything. The hot bath, having someone to hear my incessant complaines of the ridiculous soccer robot project I was assigned to, dinner, home.

Nine and a half hours at skool for the next 12 weeks.

New found perspectives, lasting for a lifetime.

White lies

2009-03-06T00:05:00.006+08:00

Haven done a review for some time. And yeah, that's how inspired I am to break the review hibernation.

Immediately after listening the whole album, I told myself I have to go tell the world the wonders of White Lies. And I really don't give a donkey fuck if it leads them to becoming a part of mainstream shit. What the fuck is wrong if everyone's listening to the same music as you? As long as it is great music, it is meant to be heard, by everyone.

And I have a feeling that they're gonna be huge.

Just listen to their album. From the vocals to the music arrangement, it is just sex to the ears. They are kinda a darker fusion version of The Killers and Franz Ferdinand. IMO, a more 'blow your mind-hole' version as well. Their sound is just phenomenal.

Favorites from the album. The whole album. Yes, that's how good it is.

If I really had to choose,

E.S.T
Price of love
Death.

These would be the majority favoured ones I guess.

On another review note, Slumdog Millionaire. I can watch that movie a million times.

In my dreams I'm there

2009-02-27T00:44:00.005+08:00

So obviously, I've been indulging in everything tv for the pass weeks of the self-acclaimed "vacay". Not very proud of myself, but ironically I really think I've learn something in the midst of all the video marathon streak.

I'm one son of a lazy bitch.

Nah, I just said that to satisfy all you twisted negative shit heads. HAHA. But seriously, you know I've been always struggling while searching what exactly my interest in life is. And yes, at this point, I'm so fucking inspired and Arts is what I choose (as in what Imma be studying).

Yes, it's a choice. You always get to choose. It's complete bullshit when people say to themselves " I don't have a choice" where either one is overwhelmed with fear to choose or just simply fear to lose. Most of the time we are too mortified to admit that, and so there goes " I don't have a choice" The thing with choices are, the responsibility taken after making one. I believe when one makes a bad choice, it is mostly directed to the poor responsiblity executed after you make the choice. In this case, majoring in arts. Which of course I have no idea if it's a good or bad choice until I get on with life, because choices are neutral when you make them. It only chooses sides after the choice is made.

You know, I have no shit of an idea what I was typing. The initial thought on my mind was just to update. Sentences followed after string of words and verbal diarrhea released itself after.

Maybe it's the urge to express, maybe it's the way of how it triggers inspiration, maybe the reason why i'm bloody glued to movies, shows why I'm sucha big sucker for arts.

Leaving for melaka in a few hours, psyched! But it's back to reality in a week's time, have a feeling that final year project is gonna be grueling. Which means, bloggie be going thru another hiatus stagey.

Well, now you know the abstractness purpose of this post.

Read, re-read and read again.

Till then.

PPstream kicks every single internet video streaming's pipi

2009-02-16T21:44:00.004+08:00

Literally click, and watch.

Wait, where's the part about waiting.

Thing is, IT'S UTTERLY AND LITERALLY CLICK AND WATCH.

Look at the kick ass list of shows. ( or should I say kick pipi, in the honour of PPstream!)
High 5, Ahmi! for introducing this serious kick pipi video streaming shit.

How I met your mother is LEGENDARY. Moving on to 24! And then House and then Friends again and then and then and then and then!!! NO ONE MESSES WITH ED'S VIDEO MARATHON STREAK! OR IT'S HIGH 5 ON YOUR FACE!

Btw, David Fincher. One word. LEGENDARY.

WAIT FOR IT.....................................

2009-02-11T19:26:00.002+08:00

After all the huge new year celebrations and billions of life happenings that are left in the pending-for-post area, this is a must scream the crap out of your pants announcement.. yesssssssss you know ittttttttttttt, yesssssssss come on you guessed ittttttttttttttttttt,

WAIT FOR ITTTT WAIT FOR ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT....................

bird.

HELLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW WHAT BIRDS STANDS FOR!!! BIRD MEANS FUCK. HELL YEAHHHHHH EXAMS ARE SO FUCKED OFF. BIRD MEANS FLY. BLOODY HELL YEAHHHHHHHH IT'S THE FLIGHT TO FREEDOM LAND!!

Have i mentioned already? EXAMS ARE HISTORY. HISTORY, EXAMS ARE! This might bloody well be the last exam of ed's life or to be more optimistic last exam of poly life, or pessimistic as well cause exams are not history just yet or on the bright side as well as theres a glim of light on the degree high side.

Whatever it is. I'm so fucking available for the whole freaking month.
Whoever it is. Invite me to ride on the rides of your lives.
Okay, sounds wrong.

End of exam celebration rant.

Now, who's offering invitation #1?

wtfomgbbqNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwtfomgbbqNOOOOOOOOOOO

2009-01-15T23:18:00.003+08:00

Jason Mraz, Singapore Indoor Stadium,05 March 2009 (Thu) 8:00 PM

SHUT UP NO YOU SHUT UP NO YOUUUUUUUUUUU SHUT UP NO Y-O-U SHUT UP NO YOU GET OUT OF HERE AND SHUT UPPPPPPPP NOOOOOO YOU STAND UP FROM YOUR FCKING SEAT AND WALK THE SHIT OUTTA HERE AND S-H-U-T U-P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspiration board

2009-01-14T23:42:00.006+08:00

Happy new year y'all! How's everyone getting by?

Choose life dot dot dot

2008-12-31T01:20:00.003+08:00

If life is stereotyped into words

The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead to the day you die.

Life slaves, we are. But totally liberal at the same time.

Have a great year ahead life addictive junkies!

A little piece of advice. Be creative.

Change

2008-12-16T22:43:00.005+08:00

You know there's always this scene in movies, where the dude is withdrawing bucks from the ATM when the fucking screen shows

"Insufficient fund"

He then slaps his forehead and kicks the damn machine. Woah, sibei action.

Yeah, I'm literally that dude now, minus the kickass action movie, and only it's the real world I'm living in.

It's uber-duber frustrating when you're broke like fuck at this time of the year. Freakin festive seasons and birthdays all slapping my face all at once. And when your social-circle are in the faraway land from insufficient predicament, it only gets worst.

You don't know what to feel; inferior or indifferent. Inferior is when money suddenly turns into a big factor for almost every single fucking thing while indifferent mostly just to put up a strong front. But it's xmas for christ's sake, everyone should be splurging without any jolly hell worries dammit!! Despite all the monetary shit, weird enough this year I really feel christmas.

I believe everything happens for a reason. Maybe this year, it is gonna be a "brokey" Christmas but you'll never know cause... SANTA CLAUSE IS COMINGGGG TO TOWNNNNNN L(~_~)L.
He bloody better be throwing gold bars into my house.

Everything needs change, change leads to freshness, and when you experience fresh, then there lies the shining beacon of hope.

True wealth is not of the pocket, but in your heart.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

ITS 10 PM I THINK IM NOT TIRED BUT IMMA SLEEP

2008-12-15T23:42:00.005+08:00

You know, there's always those hypocritical hippopotamus fatasses running around in your life pointing at others' faults while they DOZE OFF INCONSIDERATELY AND PRETEND TO SLEEP ON IN THEIR OWN DELUDED WORLD?

TMD STILL LAUGH!

NAPPYBDAY BASTARD!

SORRY I WANNA WRITE ABOUT OTHER RANDOM STUFF STILL TO DELIBERATELY CUT AWAY THE FULL SHOUTOUT POST. HAHAHAHA. WATCHED TWILIGHT YESTERDAY NIGHT AND I THINK BLOOD SUCKING AND ~~CUM~~ DIAMOND LIKE PALE COLD WHITE SKIN IS SO FASCINATING THAT IMMA READ THE BOOK FOR DEEPER DESCRIPTIVE DIRTY FANTASIES ABOUT VAMPIRES . IMAGINE YOURSELF FUCKING AN ICE OR SOME ICEY MARBLE FLOOR. THE BDAY SHOUTOUT IS TOTALLY FORGETTABLE NOW AIN'T IT! BYE!

Next year, baby

2008-12-11T23:18:00.009+08:00

Next Year, Things are gonna change,Gonna drink less beer.
And start all over again

Gonna pull up my socks,Gonna clean my shower.Not gonna live by the clock
But get up at a decent hour

Well, thoughts of listing out a loooooong lameass list of resolutions plainly because time bloody hell flies like a flash bird where its the end of the year again and of the bigslowassbummer internet connection ( yes, streamyx! the internet traffic sure bloody hell flows like a "stream". at least they don't brag and name it SEAMYX I guess?) and and most importantly,to cover the previous birthday person's potrait hahahaha. Let's hope the list goes a loooong loooooong way then.

Gonna read more books, Gonna keep up with the news, Gonna learn how to cook
And spend less money on shoes

Pay my bills on time, File my mail away, everyday
Only drink the finest wine
And call my Gran every Sunday

number 1- To remind myself.
Never ending possiblities of life. Dreams, hope and aspirations is always just a thought away.

two- Gain weight.
Not necessarily to the "fatass" stage. " Great satisfactory meals and tummy rubbing good" stage would be just fine ;)

three- Muscles to intimidate you. (Only after two is a success, and dumbells are of featherweight!)
Now who says ed's always gonna be forever stereotyped as the skinny dude. This is gonna be a bloody breakthrough! Who's your daddy now!!!!

Resolutions. Well Baby they come and go. Will I do any of these things?
The answers probably no

four-TO EAT ALL THE TURKEYS ( ROASTED OR ALIVE) IN THE WHOLE WIDE FESTIVE WORLD DURING XMAS. OH AND GAZILLION TIMES THE AMOUNT OF FANTABULOUS TURKEY STUFFING. I'm sooooooooo gonna pawn reso number 2.

five-MORE TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

six- TRAVEL TRAVEL TRAVEL!
This is gonna be one of those forever plastered on resolutions. Hopefully, next year i'm gonna get onto it. Traveling with great friends, to exploreeeee and look at the enchantment of the worldddddddddddddd. Next year, baby! Taiwan? ;)

seven- GRADUATE FROM POLY BY NEXT YEAR.
Shit....this shouldnt even be a resolution -.-

eight- SCREW SOME RANDOM HOT CHICK THAT POPS OUT FROM A HUGEEEE PRESENT BOX ON MY BIG 21ST BDAY BASH THAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA THROW!!!
Wo ke bu xiang dang lao chu nan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lastly, TO PAWN ALL THE ABOVE RESOLUTIONS OF COURSE. DUH!

I have a great feeling, next year is gonna be smokin' baby.

-Lyrics: Next year, baby
Jamie Cullum

Happy BIGGIE DAY!

2008-11-27T17:34:00.002+08:00

haaaaaaaaaaaaaappy 19th! May the Good Lord bless you ( with tonnes of mahjong luck! ) and may you eventually and gratefully spread the abundant luck to the one who initially ask the Lord to grant you the hell buncha luck! ;;)

I wont say "Have a blast" because we are not celebrating for you till next week? Right. So, NO BLAST YET. HAHAHAHAHA

K.i.e wouldn't be the same without you. Cause there wouldn't even be a k.i.e in the 1st place! yikes!

savesavesave

2008-11-25T15:29:00.004+08:00

Just realised that the most superficial phrase of all time actually turns out to be the sickest truth of all.

" Money buys happiness"

Now, when I say this I meant it in the most adverse way of every wrong definition that sentence depicts. It's actually rather straightfoward. Whenever, there's shit involve with money there's always emotions involved. If you don't feel that way you're just a BIG FAT bloody liar. But why happiness?

Right. You bought a tv for a thousand bucks, your friend bought the same model for 2000. How do you feel? You gamble and you won. How do you feel? You saw a shoe selling for 50 huge dollars, you want it but find it too expensive and walk away. few days later it's on 50% sale, of course you bought it. HOW DO YOU FUCKING FEEL? Exactly, these might be short-lived emotions but for all the above examples, result is you always have a sense of satisfaction. AND WHEN YOU ARE SATISFY YOU FEEL.......?????

It's not about being rich or poor. Branded or 3 for 10. It's just all about the sneaky state of mind that money creates.

Money manipulates everyone. Especially the kiamsters, because saving money is our greatest pleasure HAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's been a hell of a long era since I stopped listening to chinese pop. Jay chou was the last artist that I actually finish listening the whole freaking album. Yeah, the 8 du kong jian and fantasy days lol.

This dude, Asia's Jason Mraz. At least, in the cina pop continent lah.

Dayyyyyyyyum!

2008-11-15T21:50:00.005+08:00

Roger Federer and James Blake in Malaysia. Holy sweet mother luckybanana I thought to myself.

"The Showdown of Champions, Kuala Lumpur 2008

The entertainment starts at 7pm at Putra Stadium, Bukit Jalil, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 18 Nov 2008"

WHOA WE THE VERY SMART TOURISM OF MALAYSIA IS ORGANISING "THE SHOWDOWN OF CHAMPIONS" FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME AND IT IS GONNA BE A KICK ASS WEEKDAY EVENT BECAUSE EVERYONE WORKS/ GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKENDS! WHAT AN ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY GREAT IDEA !

_|_

Continued

2008-11-13T21:07:00.010+08:00

To be damn honest, the previous thingie that I was suppose to ramble is nothing but a vague piece of shit on my mind right now. But you're lucky cause somehow I feel obligatory to complete that post. So here goes..

Well, there's thing huge magic phrase being used so often that I don't even know what it really means anymore.

"Just be yourself"

Woah okay awesome be myself, people tell themselves that and the next thing you know we contradict ourselves. Just what exactly defines YOU. How do you act to be YOURSELF. I dont know if this makes any sense to you but the moment you tell yourself to be yourself, you are already in the state of role playing.

Alright, I'll put it in a more lay man kinda way.

One day, you suddenly feel there's too many losers or douchebags that the world needs so you order your mind to tell yourself this, " be myself " BANG! And the magic happens!! Really? Not so fast. Here comes my point. Unconciously, you would ask yourselves " HOW DO I BE MYSELF?" Then, descriptive words like natural, hardcore, so cool can die, blahblah blah fills your head (blahblahblah is not a description) You choose one or a combo of those descriptions and you convince yourselves that " WOAHW! I'm being myself lei! you losers can go eat shit and die! " DOUBLE BANG! REALLY? But the pathetic truth is, you are just defining yourself by a certain " role " you tell yourselves to be. GUA GUA GUAAAA..WHO'S THE ONE EATING SHIT NOW!

For instance, lets say I chose to be natural from the variety of descriptive choices. THERE! I am already in role playing mode! I convince myself that I should be natural just because I told myself to be me and it's called "natural, spontaneous me" *ROLL EYES* HAHAHA it sounds bloody ridiculous but I think you get my point. No? just send your fanmail to kinsterinc@gmail dot com!!

Back to the million dollar question. So, how exactly do we define ourselves then. This is the part where the 99cents oprah inspired book comes in. Which is also why I started musing in the 1st unlikely place. I'll just leave you with the ultimate extract from the book. Deeeeep deeeeeeep space for self-imagination contemplation.

"How can I be myself?"

But how doesn't apply here because you are yourself already. Just stop adding unnescessary bagge to who you already are.

If you can be absolutely comfortable with yourself, then what's left is who you are-the Being behind the human, a field of pure potentiality rather than something that is already defined.

Digressing to some lighter happenings, mahjong craze is soooooooooooo on!!! Aunt georgie!! I think the mahjong table is your best lifetime purchase EVER!! HAHAHAHAHA. Not only it brought us healthy brain-training entertainment, BUT THE MAIN THING is it brought jasmin's mom and I closer hahahaha and ZUT of course!! L(~_~)L

Sakae sushi buffet! Seriously worth the moolah for kiamsters like me cause after eating this, its equivalent of having lunch and dinner in one shot. A MUST EAT for the k.i.e-sters. $_$
Or when mahjong is being a bitch, just be a sakai and go dine at sakae! hahahaha
nolinkkkkkkkkkkk!

PLS SMS ME UR MSIA NUMBER

2008-11-10T21:14:00.002+08:00

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY 20TH!

CHECK UR FACEBOOK FOR THE FULLER VERSION KTHX AND DO AS THE TITLE SAYS JUST MAYBE FOR A LIL GESTURE OF HUGGGE GRATITUDE HAHAHAHA BYEBYE

THE BIG DAY

2008-11-04T00:25:00.010+08:00

CHANGE. WE CAN BELIEVE IN.

Iraq war must end. So screw you, McCain. One mighty factor why McCain should just wait for his wheelchair slash walking stick approaching years. Commander in chief? Maybe next life oldhag.

p/s: the forgetting-shit-to-type on previous post is for real fyi. ITS NOT FOR SOME BLOODY HUMOUR EFFECT LAH WTF. IT IS SOOOO TO BE CONTINUED MOFOS!

Define "You"

2008-10-23T23:33:00.004+08:00

Rockstar. Nerd. Bimbo. Player. Blond. Cool. Dumbass

I know, the last one is not even an identity. I'll explain its purpose later.

I've been reading this new age genre kinda book. Apparently it's about all the philosophical explanations of life and being. As in human being. Well, you must be wondering why the hell would I even buy A BOOK in the first freakin place.

The reason turns out to be plain simple. One day, I turned on the tv and decided to watch Oprah Winfrey cause I blindfolded myself and pressed the remote control and the fat bitch ended up on my tv screen. She intro-ed the book filled with super depressing heartwrenching stories. Everyone screamed like thousands of children burning and laughing in hell, ran out of the studio while pulling their hair and the show ended.

I cried like a pussy, ran out of the house and got the book for 99 cents.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OK NOT PARNEY

SHIT. I FORGET WHAT TO TYPE OREDI. SORRY AH CONTINUE NEXT TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mixed emotions

2008-10-15T19:52:00.004+08:00

Skoooool reopened. and the man has no idea what to feel. Stoked, sad, worried. Stoked cause another sem has arived which means the road to poly diploma madness is approaching the end. The feeling of super stokeness kicks in whenever that comes into thought. Just wanna get over the engineering shit I guess, and of course having the ultimate choice to re-contemplate the options of life or should I say education afterwards. Starting afresh, always a great feeling.

Well, sad or maybe regret because I just realize I fucking screw up myself by quiting the part-time job. Timetable this sem is fcking spacious for crying out loud. Auntie georgie, I'm counting on you! Duh, what makes you think I was so excited finding out you get the DFS jobbie. hahahahaha. Thts what friends are for! Making use of em yikes!

And for the last mixed emotion. I recently heard that the criteria for getting into the prestigious NUS and NTU is a near perfect gpa like wtf. Wait, even design skools requires a minimum of 2.5 to begin with.

*SMACKS FOREHEAD

Right. hopes and aspirations of "starting afresh".

BF!!!!!!!

2008-10-09T22:10:00.002+08:00

FUCKING TK. FUCKED UP THE MILK POWDER THEN NOW FUCKED UP THE INTERNET!!!!
LIMEI SIBEI HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOW HOR CLICK WHAT WHAT ALSO LAG THERE LIKE A LITTLE FUCKER.

WHOSE VIDEO CANNOT LOAD AT THE BLOODY TK WEBS EG. YOUKU DOT COM! TUDOU DOT COM! MILK POSION DOT COM! RAISE UR HAND KTHX! SIBEI HOT DOT COM!!!!!!

Yikes!!

2008-10-07T22:23:00.001+08:00

(Stated above timetable)

Please reprint your time table before the new semester starts on 13 October 2008 (Year 1 and 2). For Year 3, your new semester starts on 6 October 2008. Thank you.

LIIAO!!

Of KIES'

2008-10-02T23:04:00.006+08:00

Good times my cam-hoe fleng, good times.

ps: the center pic where teh two of us are pointing towards empty space (two empty spaces to be exact), yeah you bloody well know we left it for who hahahaha.

Skills = 99.98% kthx

2008-10-02T17:15:00.005+08:00

Before magical touch

Badass?

Sickkkkkass.

Pardon me for just discovering the renewal of photoshop wonders and shizzles. Now, who needs some touchup?

Vacayyyy (part tew)

2008-10-02T02:21:00.012+08:00

Some left out pictures from teh chillout barr. At the end of that night, I think eejie was the one consuming the most alcohol as of her FAR SUPERIOR heartattack card game skills LOL! As the saying goes: Laolao's JIE BAN REN! ( Laolao was a friend of ours who suckballs in this gamie, way to go eejie hahahaha) Wanna drink for free also don' like that lah

The next night at IOKAYUOKAYLWEGOKARAOKE! Apparently, the karaoke place was situated beside some seaside/jeti which is kinda breezy cool but the point is this seaside place was the exact spot a MMU student committed suicide a week ago. So about the cool breezy wind, THINK AGAIN......

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GUIIIIIIIII (Time to go back vivian, even moocake festival is over already)

Oh and guess who footed the bill that night! SHIT!

******

Things hasn't been going smoothy lately. And the slow fuggin internet connection that kicks in from nowhere of nowhere is not helping at all. Shit really does happen all at a same bloody time don't they?

Few days ago, one thing lead to another and I decided to quit my job. The last day at work was a fuse of eccentric sadness and somewhat a sigh of relief. I didn't expect this, after the thank yous and goodbyes, the reality of my last day at work really hit me, I'm gonna miss it badly. They were all great people. Learned some, lost some, it's from experiences like this where I feel growth renewal. I'm really starting to feel old now.

But I'm still a luckyass am I? At least some great vacay memories to remember. An eventful holiday break this is. Mindfuck was kicking in before I wrote this post. But now, I feel so much fucking better.

A great reminder. Of why I'm still running this blog.

Inspiration discoveration.

Vacayyyy (part i)

2008-09-30T19:32:00.015+08:00

What a friend you have in Edwin~~ YOU! YEAH YOU! NOT YOU! YEAH YOU! JOIN IN THE FUN AND SING ALONG!! "WHATT A FRIEND~...." (echos on)

LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

3 consecutive years, 3 birthday visits. You must have done something good HO WINGEE!

Although, I know you know that they know we know my purpose of the trip lahh hahahahaha. ( VACAY!)

But still, a friend indeed, a friend indeed!!

Again, I was forced to extend my stay there for my initial ONE DAY trip. What sacrifices could I still make! hahahaha. YIKES! Well, before I forget, thanks again for everything vacayyy ftw!

bday dinner. stop eating already wingee/vivian. =x

Pattern duo guo badmintonn! BARNEY AT IT'S SCARIEST!

Apparently, xuan hao was pissed at yinling at the snooker table! Hmmm.. I wonder why! Maybe they made a secret bet of "BALLS" involved and xuan hao lost the bet horribly to yinling's delight! TSKTSK! OH AND! During the midst of ball shooting, I was randomly standing infront of wingee while it was her go. Out of the largest nowhere land, VIVIAN AND YINLING ACCUSED ME OF SECRETLY PEEPING INTO WINGEE'S BOOBS LIKE WTF! OMG, WHAT KIND OF SICK FRIENDS DO I HAVE UH! Btw, I think wingee was flattered HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT!

Suprising cool chillout bar! Finally some alcohol. I think I haven't been drinking for like 5 months???

ONE OF THE SOLE REASONS FOR THE TRIP! FOOOOD! HAHAHAHAHA. DAMN GOOD I TELL YOU THE ASAM FISH! WHOOOAAAAA

Ok. Internet is fucking right now. Traffic fucking nabeh slow. Imma randomly stop here kthx. TILL PART II!

say cheeeeese

2008-09-18T19:06:00.004+08:00

This is me picturing myself with a SLR around my neck and looking pretty darn rad.

This is also me picturing my potential to capture a photo that looks pretty darn sick as above. (110% it is ada)

This is still me picturing HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA FIND TEH MOOLAH FOR AN SLR WTF

SMELLY CAT

2008-09-13T04:00:00.004+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PHOEBE IS JUST PURE EFFIN LITERALLY LOLNESS TO THE MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! WTFWTFWTFWTF OMGOMGOMG BBQBBQBBQBBQ!!!

Phoebe:So you know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone??.. (Imitates Amanda's fake british accent) "So sorry to catch you on your mobile...~"

Monica: (ROLLS EYES)

Phoebe: IF U DONT WANT TO GET ME ON MY MOBILE, THEN DONT CALL ME ON MY MOBILE!!!!

L-O-L!!!!!

WATCH THE FUCKING SERIES IF YOU HAVEN'T!!!! SERIOUSLY! FOR THOSE WHO'VE WATCHED! REWATCH!

**found the exact same part in youtube L(~_~)L

So is money the root of all evil?

2008-09-08T19:47:00.005+08:00

Definitely no. Cause with money, limbeh got himself a new wallet while prior to yesterday all I got was a mysterious money losing torn wallet so yeah. MONEY DID MONEY A DEED! HAHAHAHA NUTSSSSSSSSSSS!! n_~

Another good deed!

What a productive day! Feel sickeningly shiok after spending those money like wtf. But don't get me wrong, it's limbeh's hard earned sweat and blood moolah aight. SPENDING FTW SAVING FTL! TEEEHEEEE! You get what I mean jasmin? teeheeeeeee!

***

Fight Club.
Dead Poets Society.
Iron Man.
Deep Impact.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Runaway Jury.
23.
Skeleton Key.
What Lies Beneath.
Catch Me If You Can.
50 1st dates.
Man of the year.

Fight club is loading atm =) Last night's conversation made me realize how much I miss you dear friend! Oh and add V for Vendetta to your list thanks! HAHA.

Remember, no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. =D

Toldcha I had a productive day.

drama llama!

2008-09-05T01:50:00.006+08:00

DJOKOVIC FOR USOPEN KTHX!

Although Nadal is like in bloody top form this year, I still think Novak is the one to beat in this tournament thanks. Or at least I hope lol wtf. The match between him and Robredo was kinda painful to watch. He was like having a physical malfunction day wtf! Well, just hope he'll be fit enought to crash Roddick's arse next up. RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Holidays for the past week was kinda mellow. But it's a dull-mellow, not those mellowy-beach-vacay-mellow so yeahhhhh.. *POOOOOOOOOOT ( the fart at the back is to emphasise the lameness of the dull-mellowness!)

While I was at jb, it was tv all day, watching (repeat)telecasts of USopen and occasionally some Olympic "GOLDEN" Moments to keep myself inspired L(~_~)L. It's those lame days where you have no shit to do or shit, so you sit on the couch and try to get yourself bored and eventually fall into a trance of a uber comfortable nap so your day will pass by in a blink of eye. Pathetic uh? But don't u think it's just one of the best way to relax and waste away your hols while you can. That's what I call SHALLOW-MELLOW. YIKES!

OOPSIE DAISIES! Tend to be on word-laosai mode nowadays. Guess that's just ed heading towards ENGRISH PRONESS. WHOAH =/

Time for Drama llama. All the tv shows resuming in the same damn (or should i say "DAYUM!") time like ooooooooohmahgod! Now this is place where one phrase comes in..."WHAT ARE U NUTSSSSSSSS!"

DAYYUM!

B.I.A!

2008-08-22T23:21:00.004+08:00

back in actionnnnnnnnn.

it's been a crazy few weeks especially this week! Exams was a bitch! Yeah, you heard me! "WAS!!!" means i'm completely dunzooooooo with the exam shizzless!!!

LEMME HEAR U SCREAMMM :
VA-CAYYYYY!!
PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Oh crap wait, limbeh have no plans for holidays at all! hahahaha shitt!! Mr. Vacay! Time for your inspirational visitayshounnnnnnn!! And Mr. Good day, you're welcomed everyday of the week YIKES!

This month has been so eventful and everyone knows it! It's the month of the pure inspirational best damn thing human has ever invented IMO, the five circlely thingie, yeah you know it, you guess it.. THE OLYMPICS!!!! Although there was full of crappy controversial stuff bout the open-ceremony-little-girl-sing-song-fake-fireworks thingie, but hey at the end of the day it's all about the sportsmanship and the olympic dream doncha think?? YOU FEEL ME YOU FEEL ME?? LOL. It's like the olympics! You kidding me??? It's like the world's largest ever event, yeah! LARGEST EVENT not only the largest sporting event but the LARGEST DAMN EVENT IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET or should I say UNIVERSE! Michael Phelps and Usain bolt aren't humans to even start with. LOL.

Yeah so, olympics is so big that you can just lay there and die in peace after you won a medal for all I know! AND SO IS MALAYSIA!! LEE-CHONGWEI !! NOT ASKING U TO GO DIE NOW BUT MALAYSIA BOLEHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Alright, enough of the olympic highness. But dontcha think, winning the olympics is like the highest possible honor on earth. ITS HUGGGGE. You just can't help but to feel emotional for the medalists as well. What an emotional kid uh. NOOOOOO MY MOM SAYS IM NOT A FAG LOL!

Well, other than the eventful shit of olympics, this month has been busy like hell. As mentioned above, the sleep killing exams. And I mean literally sleep killing. Was up a few entire nights to do all the last minute revisions. Yeah, I'm ed what could you possibly expect lol. So yeah, the moment I got home just now, I slept for like an entire 8 hrs. NUTS!!! Thanks for the ones who gave a damn bout my shitty exams, appreciate it much!! You know who you are (:

Besides, I've got to meet up with people during the last few weeks. Like the long lost Ho wingee who kept reminding me the weight she tremendously putted on are on her jugs not her bod -.-
HAHAHA. Me and my friendsssss! TSK!

Woooo, this looks like a long post so.... I'M GONNA RANDOMLY STOP HERE!

back to take its shape!

2008-08-04T17:28:00.009+08:00

A miracle happened today!

Limbeh went to skool today and bloody tutorial ended 1 1/2 hrs earlier wtf! The lecturer Pauzi stil got cheek say limbeh came late! You say your tutorial ends at 4 one lei! NUTS!!

Feeling devastated and having the urge to shit, limbeh went straight to the toilet after that. (Fyi, nyp's toilet is super shiok for shitting purposes can! high krass! Thinking back of the old SSI's toilet days, shit! Literally shit all over the jamban/floor!!) Suddenly, the watery shitting sensation took a drastic change! MY SHIT FINALLY TAKE SHAPE LIAO OI! Not only that, the sound changed too! From a watery and slippery "PRIAKK!" to a solid and crispy "DOOOOMP!" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A MIRACLE ITS A MIRACLE!

Due to the sudden overjoy and celebration of the wonders of shapeness, I decided to buy a eco-friendly water bottle! RANDOMNESSS WTF. But seriously, for people like me who buys a fucking plastic bottle drink everyday at skool, this is definitely teh shizzle. Save the world yo!! and my own ass of course..

WATCHA WAITING FOR!
get yours now and join in the kinster's bandwagon of the amazing 'heal the world' craze!

MANGOSTEEN JUICE SUCKS

2008-07-28T23:13:00.015+08:00

* VIDEO UPLOADED. SHIT

Shittttttttt. Literally watery shit! Ever heard of running butt? Replace the butt with nose and let ur own imagination run wild! Think of the watery image of what actually flows~! btw it was super light brownish and it was 10times smellier than my usual shit WTF.

Till now I still couldn't found the cause of my one week extended of laosainess but I highly suspect its the stupid bloody marigold peel fresh mangosteen juice! YIKES! WTFBBQRANDOMNESS! Who in the hell will go buy mangosteen juice rather than the conventional die die also taste good apple aloe or oleng juice wan? SIAO! But special mah! No meh? MANGOSTEEN JUICE LEI! LIKE OMG MANGOSTEEN ALSO GOT JUICE MEH? WHAT COLOR ONE WOH??? WHITE?PURPLE?! GREEN????

Yeah. I guess that explains why I was bodohly mesmerised by the shit and bought and drink and shit. SHIT! -.- ( can you differentiate the three different meaning of shit(s) in that sentence? )

OK SKIP THE WHOLE LAOSAI THING

Finally watched Batman and think I gotto do my own review since now the "Why so serious?" shit is plastered everywhere on ahmao,ahkao's msn pm and nicks. Serious shit it is. Anyways, jo fell asleep on half of the movie and me and ffg was waiting it to end asap. LIKE SIAO WHY SO FUCKING LONG WAN THIS BATMAN THINGY! Although the joker was fucking funny at parts, but still " WHY SO LONG?" HAHAHA. And I think ffg and jo can't wait to get out of the cinema was wholely partly cause that was the 1st day of my laosaiday and I fart like every 4 mins during the show. Ok not that often but the level of "CAOOOOO CHOU!-ness" of my fart that particular day I think for every individual fart lingered on for at least 5 mins! AHAHAHAHHA! SHITTTTTT! Sometimes the lingerness of my fart was still lingering on while a new fart joins in! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO WONDER THEY CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT! SHIT!

Random pics after a million outings

TEH BIG WINNER OF THE NIGHT! LIMBEH! BWAHAHAHA

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cotton candy is the shizzle! LAWL. The cotton candy tune rocks my socks!

P/S: super retard video stil uploading. considering whether to upload on blog. shit. few more photos coming up? maybe. KTHXBYE!

to kie: u think i will run out of bloody retard vids to post? shittttttttt

Project A.P.C

2008-07-14T23:09:00.005+08:00

thus begun my first ever raw denim project.

Yes, from now onwards, this blog will also be serving as an documentary of the evolution of Project A.P.C #1. Sit back and let the wonders of whiskers and honeycombs amaze the shit outta you!

Another potential birth of a collection.

Thanks to ffg and weisern

Same person fyi LOL.

My accumulated 3 years of presents? Hahahaha. Yes not one but two bottles of goodies and yes again cause I have a bloody rich fleng thats why I am showered with two branded perfumes in a single day. Thanks buddy! Click on the link if you wish, ~~price~~ source of presents stated there.

You have brewed a potential see-who-have-more-blengded-odour war my friend. Bwahahaha cross-shoulders.

Live high, Live Mighty, Live Righteously

2008-07-08T14:19:00.008+08:00

title inspired by

Mr.AZ

How do you define inspiration? I've always been contemplating bout the never ending philosophy of life. But turns out, it's plain simple.

Don’t let anyone get the best of you-Jason Mraz

It's all about you, yes. Be yourself, cause no one does it better.

Take pictures. Scare people. Shake up the scene. Be the change you want to see in the world- Jason Mraz

For me, this is sheer inspiration. Once and for all, I now believe that wealth do not equals happiness. Never be afraid to laugh, cry or laugh louder! I believe we're not born into this world to study, work, pay taxes and then finally die. Travel! Look at the enchantment of the world! Make a difference! You'll thank yourself for it.

And, thank you Mr. AZ. If inspiration was a human being, it would definitely resemble you.

Oh, a miracle happened today.

holybanannashizzles

I've been to space/alfghanistan today.

Delusions

2008-07-07T17:44:00.005+08:00

I passed electrical machines hahahahaha! See! I never go for your bloody lectures yet I still can do your dumbass test! Limbeh cocky lei! cause you fcuking deluded yourself that I've failed the test and still got cheek to call me and say I flunk! (Actually, I deserve to fail anyways but I didn't! hahahaha) MR LOY YOU WONT SEE ME IN ANY OF YOUR LECTURES LIAO! SAY ONLY HAHAHA.

Been thinking bout why I've always been missing morning lessons and I've come up with a conclusion. MAYBE it's not about the lessons, but my excuses. MAYBE even if I'm given something I've soo long been proclaiming ' thing that I'm passionate in' to work at I'll still end up in bed. MAYBE it's just my lazybones. MAYBE it's self-deluding and it's time to wake up. Yes, and replace all the maybes with certainlys.

Self-delusions. Fucking creepy. You aren't even aware you're in the midst sometimes.

ps:I got D for the test and it's a repeat module. HAHAHAHA. Shit.

Thoughts

2008-07-07T02:40:00.010+08:00

pretentious no, from now just post whatever comes up,pen down thoughts, so can lookback in future, notice changes, surroundings, people, laugh shitout at previous self, learn from past maybe, say whatever i need to, and finally the ultimate purpose for this sudden impromptu change,

NO REGRETS.

ps:send me all photos ffg,why no online?been waiting!just realize still typing like a grammar retard.

What the fuck have you done lately?

2008-06-28T01:46:00.004+08:00

Jolie smokin hot as ever. Mind-blowing visual effects, outrageous action scenes. THE BULLET CURVING IDEA'S OUTTA THIS WORLD. Tho storyline towards the end was a little bit of a bummer, but still top class shit. Best film for me,this year,nuff said.

Djokovic is out of Wimbledon. Utterly unbelievable. Federer for the sixth consecutive title? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

SAVE MONEY START NOW THANK U

2008-06-26T00:27:00.003+08:00

Death Cab for Cutie performs at the Esplanade Concert Hall on Aug 12, 7.30pm. Tickets are available from Sistic.

NOW WHO'S WITH ME?????????????

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR

AOISHEOJASODFJASIDJAK

2008-06-18T12:23:00.002+08:00

Finally back at Spore after giving myself a week's break from work/skool.

"BANG BANG BANG... *Drill........................"

Exam's is next week, haven't started revising a shit yet.

" BANG BANG BANGGGGGGGGG...................."

Hence, gave up comfort (esp TUMMY COMFORT) at JB home and came all the way back here hoping theres a slightest chance that I'll put my nose into those books.

" BANGGGG BANGGGGG BANGGGGGGGG ( whole ceiling literally shaking)"

Kanninabuchaocheebye. LIMBEH WANT STUDY ALSO BUEY SAI. BLOODY FCKING CONSTRUCTION WORK HAS TO START WHEN LIMBEH COME ALL THE BACK FROM JB TO TAK CEK! LIN LAO HIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SOMEMORE MUST CHOOSE THE EXACT SAME BLOODY SPOT JUST ABOVE MY SANCTUARY TO DO UR RENOVATING SHIT. SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UR MAMA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only time I'm excited bout shopping.

2008-05-31T02:31:00.004+08:00

WE WANT SALES! WE WANT SALES!!

The time of GSS ( Great Singapore Sale ) has finally invaded the entire land of Singapore. You can't go anywhere without asking "Got discount anot ah?" and some you don't even need to pop the question as they oledi potong nice nice the plice for you so all you need to do is pay lah!

Seriously, even pharmacy stores are having sales too -.-

So, of course we went to shop til drop lah. Agnes b 10% store wide, Polo Ralph Lauren up to 60%!! , Bally 20% off selected items, etc etc all the big big names and departmental stores. WAHLAO! No wonder they say singkapo is a shopping paradise. And I finally spotted my potential wallet in the midst of the crazy suicide sales. It's from Bally! Ya I know, fuck 20% still waiting for sai to drop ah? After discount it's only about SGD200+ can! But you know lah, limbeh buy things think alot wan, wanna see see look look for other better blengs and bargains first mah. Bwahahaha.

But in the end, guess what we ended up buying? Jas's sun block and some toiletries for her cambodia trip -.-!!

My fucktard brain stupidly thought orchard was closing at eleven, but ended up when we double checked with the random sales girl in the random shop, " we're closing at 9.30, 11pm on Saturdays"
LLLIIIAAAAOOO! Fyi, it was already like 9.15 when we decided to think that we're wrong and ask for the closing time. Us, smartass.

Sending the siao girl off to cambodia on sunday morning. Walao damn early lah her check in time. Then again, what a friend you have in Ed~~~ Take care aye and have fun!

Today is Saturday. Means orchard till eleven, means we go try luck, bye!

Nose Block Is A Bitch _|_

2008-05-28T20:43:00.004+08:00

This hit me. Sometimes certain things are needed not to be written down or said or done but it's in the vibe/feeling that matters most. I know somethings have changed forever and will never be the same again and fuck that cause somehow you know nothing you can do or say can change whatever the situation is at hand.

For what it's worth, I cherish and hold on to things that revolves around mah life as grateful as I could. I can't predict what's happening next in the coming chapter of my life, but now it's all upon my will to control or just let loose. Aye, I don't really know why the heck am I typing all these but I seriously need a great push or a abrupt inspiration to get on with life, cause I don't really know what am I doing in skool now or in the matter of fact, life. Just can't help but to think what's coming up in adulthood. And it's really pain to actually even think about it, as my ambition and goal in life is damn damn vague at the moment. I know I've typed a quite similar post some time ago in one of my other blogs ( the cons of changing blogs so frequent), and that's kinda the main problem. When will I ever get out of this predicament man. Searching for THE purpose in life or the one thing that will finally fulfill me. Kept telling myself things will get better after poly when I start to finally choose things that I'm at least passionate in, I know I'm still young and all but will that ever even come to light? And who knows? Maybe one fine day the dumbass poly choice that I've always think I made might end up the best ever decision I've made in life? Unpredictability of life, always a bitch or slightest some might end up samaritans.

Alright, fuck. I sound blooooooody pessimistic as hell. But dontcha think sometimes we can't help but to think about the worst? That maybe life will not turn out the way you want it to be? All the time, no?

Btw, sorted things out with my mentor and I'll be continuing my module if I pass the test tomorrow. Haha like if anyone cares to know lah lol.

Thanks Mr Loy, hope your 'pep talk' will wake the hell outta me or rather, wake me up in the morning for class -.-

For now, move on...move on...it will come to you ed, it will. At least that's what I tell myself..
Faith, that's what's gonna get me through.