MANGOSTEEN JUICE SUCKS

* VIDEO UPLOADED. SHIT

Shittttttttt. Literally watery shit! Ever heard of running butt? Replace the butt with nose and let ur own imagination run wild! Think of the watery image of what actually flows~! btw it was super light brownish and it was 10times smellier than my usual shit WTF.

Till now I still couldn't found the cause of my one week extended of laosainess but I highly suspect its the stupid bloody marigold peel fresh mangosteen juice! YIKES! WTFBBQRANDOMNESS! Who in the hell will go buy mangosteen juice rather than the conventional die die also taste good apple aloe or oleng juice wan? SIAO! But special mah! No meh? MANGOSTEEN JUICE LEI! LIKE OMG MANGOSTEEN ALSO GOT JUICE MEH? WHAT COLOR ONE WOH??? WHITE?PURPLE?! GREEN????

Yeah. I guess that explains why I was bodohly mesmerised by the shit and bought and drink and shit. SHIT! -.- ( can you differentiate the three different meaning of shit(s) in that sentence? )

OK SKIP THE WHOLE LAOSAI THING

Finally watched Batman and think I gotto do my own review since now the "Why so serious?" shit is plastered everywhere on ahmao,ahkao's msn pm and nicks. Serious shit it is. Anyways, jo fell asleep on half of the movie and me and ffg was waiting it to end asap. LIKE SIAO WHY SO FUCKING LONG WAN THIS BATMAN THINGY! Although the joker was fucking funny at parts, but still " WHY SO LONG?" HAHAHA. And I think ffg and jo can't wait to get out of the cinema was wholely partly cause that was the 1st day of my laosaiday and I fart like every 4 mins during the show. Ok not that often but the level of "CAOOOOO CHOU!-ness" of my fart that particular day I think for every individual fart lingered on for at least 5 mins! AHAHAHAHHA! SHITTTTTT! Sometimes the lingerness of my fart was still lingering on while a new fart joins in! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO WONDER THEY CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT! SHIT!

Random pics after a million outings

TEH BIG WINNER OF THE NIGHT! LIMBEH! BWAHAHAHA










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cotton candy is the shizzle! LAWL. The cotton candy tune rocks my socks!

P/S: super retard video stil uploading. considering whether to upload on blog. shit. few more photos coming up? maybe. KTHXBYE!

to kie: u think i will run out of bloody retard vids to post? shittttttttt

Project A.P.C

thus begun my first ever raw denim project.

Yes, from now onwards, this blog will also be serving as an documentary of the evolution of Project A.P.C #1. Sit back and let the wonders of whiskers and honeycombs amaze the shit outta you!

Another potential birth of a collection.

Thanks to ffg and weisern

Same person fyi LOL.

My accumulated 3 years of presents? Hahahaha. Yes not one but two bottles of goodies and yes again cause I have a bloody rich fleng thats why I am showered with two branded perfumes in a single day. Thanks buddy! Click on the link if you wish, price source of presents stated there.

You have brewed a potential see-who-have-more-blengded-odour war my friend. Bwahahaha cross-shoulders.

Live high, Live Mighty, Live Righteously

title inspired by



Mr.AZ

How do you define inspiration? I've always been contemplating bout the never ending philosophy of life. But turns out, it's plain simple.

Don’t let anyone get the best of you-Jason Mraz

It's all about you, yes. Be yourself, cause no one does it better.

Take pictures. Scare people. Shake up the scene. Be the change you want to see in the world- Jason Mraz

For me, this is sheer inspiration. Once and for all, I now believe that wealth do not equals happiness. Never be afraid to laugh, cry or laugh louder! I believe we're not born into this world to study, work, pay taxes and then finally die. Travel! Look at the enchantment of the world! Make a difference! You'll thank yourself for it.

And, thank you Mr. AZ. If inspiration was a human being, it would definitely resemble you.


Oh, a miracle happened today.

holybanannashizzles

I've been to space/alfghanistan today.

Delusions

I passed electrical machines hahahahaha! See! I never go for your bloody lectures yet I still can do your dumbass test! Limbeh cocky lei! cause you fcuking deluded yourself that I've failed the test and still got cheek to call me and say I flunk! (Actually, I deserve to fail anyways but I didn't! hahahaha) MR LOY YOU WONT SEE ME IN ANY OF YOUR LECTURES LIAO! SAY ONLY HAHAHA.

Been thinking bout why I've always been missing morning lessons and I've come up with a conclusion. MAYBE it's not about the lessons, but my excuses. MAYBE even if I'm given something I've soo long been proclaiming ' thing that I'm passionate in' to work at I'll still end up in bed. MAYBE it's just my lazybones. MAYBE it's self-deluding and it's time to wake up. Yes, and replace all the maybes with certainlys.

Self-delusions. Fucking creepy. You aren't even aware you're in the midst sometimes.

ps:I got D for the test and it's a repeat module. HAHAHAHA. Shit.

Thoughts

pretentious no, from now just post whatever comes up,pen down thoughts, so can lookback in future, notice changes, surroundings, people, laugh shitout at previous self, learn from past maybe, say whatever i need to, and finally the ultimate purpose for this sudden impromptu change,

NO REGRETS.


ps:send me all photos ffg,why no online?been waiting!just realize still typing like a grammar retard.