22.8.08

B.I.A!

back in actionnnnnnnnn.

it's been a crazy few weeks especially this week! Exams was a bitch! Yeah, you heard me! "WAS!!!" means i'm completely dunzooooooo with the exam shizzless!!!

LEMME HEAR U SCREAMMM :
VA-CAYYYYY!!
PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Oh crap wait, limbeh have no plans for holidays at all! hahahaha shitt!! Mr. Vacay! Time for your inspirational visitayshounnnnnnn!! And Mr. Good day, you're welcomed everyday of the week YIKES!

This month has been so eventful and everyone knows it! It's the month of the pure inspirational best damn thing human has ever invented IMO, the five circlely thingie, yeah you know it, you guess it.. THE OLYMPICS!!!! Although there was full of crappy controversial stuff bout the open-ceremony-little-girl-sing-song-fake-fireworks thingie, but hey at the end of the day it's all about the sportsmanship and the olympic dream doncha think?? YOU FEEL ME YOU FEEL ME?? LOL. It's like the olympics! You kidding me??? It's like the world's largest ever event, yeah! LARGEST EVENT not only the largest sporting event but the LARGEST DAMN EVENT IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET or should I say UNIVERSE! Michael Phelps and Usain bolt aren't humans to even start with. LOL.

Yeah so, olympics is so big that you can just lay there and die in peace after you won a medal for all I know! AND SO IS MALAYSIA!! LEE-CHONGWEI !! NOT ASKING U TO GO DIE NOW BUT MALAYSIA BOLEHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Alright, enough of the olympic highness. But dontcha think, winning the olympics is like the highest possible honor on earth. ITS HUGGGGE. You just can't help but to feel emotional for the medalists as well. What an emotional kid uh. NOOOOOO MY MOM SAYS IM NOT A FAG LOL!

Well, other than the eventful shit of olympics, this month has been busy like hell. As mentioned above, the sleep killing exams. And I mean literally sleep killing. Was up a few entire nights to do all the last minute revisions. Yeah, I'm ed what could you possibly expect lol. So yeah, the moment I got home just now, I slept for like an entire 8 hrs. NUTS!!! Thanks for the ones who gave a damn bout my shitty exams, appreciate it much!! You know who you are (:

Besides, I've got to meet up with people during the last few weeks. Like the long lost Ho wingee who kept reminding me the weight she tremendously putted on are on her jugs not her bod -.-
HAHAHA. Me and my friendsssss! TSK!

Woooo, this looks like a long post so.... I'M GONNA RANDOMLY STOP HERE!

4.8.08

back to take its shape!

A miracle happened today!

Limbeh went to skool today and bloody tutorial ended 1 1/2 hrs earlier wtf! The lecturer Pauzi stil got cheek say limbeh came late! You say your tutorial ends at 4 one lei! NUTS!!

Feeling devastated and having the urge to shit, limbeh went straight to the toilet after that. (Fyi, nyp's toilet is super shiok for shitting purposes can! high krass! Thinking back of the old SSI's toilet days, shit! Literally shit all over the jamban/floor!!) Suddenly, the watery shitting sensation took a drastic change! MY SHIT FINALLY TAKE SHAPE LIAO OI! Not only that, the sound changed too! From a watery and slippery "PRIAKK!" to a solid and crispy "DOOOOMP!" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A MIRACLE ITS A MIRACLE!

Due to the sudden overjoy and celebration of the wonders of shapeness, I decided to buy a eco-friendly water bottle! RANDOMNESSS WTF. But seriously, for people like me who buys a fucking plastic bottle drink everyday at skool, this is definitely teh shizzle. Save the world yo!! and my own ass of course..


WATCHA WAITING FOR!
get yours now and join in the kinster's bandwagon of the amazing 'heal the world' craze!