And it's down to 3 months.

It was a friday morning. The lab seem quieter than usual. I looked around at the empty seats and walked steadily towards mine. I was somewhat more energized than the past fridays while at the same time, the killer morning lethargic-ness was in my bones as usual.

I turned on the computer wanting to keep myself occupied. Then, for a moment I realized that there was nothing left to do. This was it. 12 weeks of incessant complains about early mornings, fucked up robot programs, surfing the net aimlessly (what?? i'm edwin hello wtf), lectures supervising my ass while ambushing and scaring me shitless when I was secretly updating my blog (sigh the hoops i go through to entertain you people hahahaha). 12 weeks of shit just loomed past me and I can't believe it. Especially the early mornings, that was the biggest transition ever in my life so far, or it will stay that way forever wtf hahahaha damn small my achievements in life FMLFML. This is gonna sound mad cheesy but, yesterday was probably the last time I'm ever gonna step into my school again. (provided if i don't fail my........CHOICHOI DAIGELAISI touchwood now or go SEK SI WTF)

I'm heading for attachment next week whoopee finally something really substantial! The money I mean wtf klakla working experience also laa which leads me back to the pay i'm gonna get teeeheee wtf.

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Roland Garros.

Djokovic kicked ass big time. Swiped the opponent in just over 35 minutes how sweet is that. It's only the 2nd round though wtf. And he's trailing in the 3rd round now WTF.

I hate to say this, but we all know Nadal's gonna win the title hands down. He brought federer down into tears at oz open and now clay court? Geez.

MLIA

MLIA= MyLifeIsAverage

Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night because my pillow was too warm.
I flipped it then went back to sleep. MLIA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DAMN STUPID HAHAHAHAHAHA

Today I woke up at 3am. I masturbated and fell back asleep. MLIA

someone posted my story before me WTF

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it
said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

AVERAGE UNTIL WHAT TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA

and I can totally relate to all these stories because...

it's past an hour, i'm still the only one laughing FML

Double FML

#1 I was supposed to take a video for my robot project today (just so if anything goes wrong I can just show the video), the final presentation's on wednesday. Few moments after I shoved the power supply into the robot, I saw smoke coming out behind it's head. Fyi, I did not capture any bloody footage of my robot AT ALL. FML

#2 WHO THE FUCK IS SOHPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS SHE YOUR MAID WTF OR YOUR SANITARY PAD'S BRAND WTF. AND I DID NOT TAKE ANY BLOODY DIET PILLS I ONLY USED THE BATH SALT THING YINLING GAVE ME FOR MY BEER BELLY WTFWTF. FMLFMLFMLFML.

If you haven't noticed, my twitter got hacked and it's promoting slimming pills WTF. I KNOW RIGHT WHO THE HELL HACKS TWITTER ACCOUNTS SIAO ONE ASDLKASJDOEA. Should I just reset my password ( fyi, bloody hacker changed it tmd limbeh can't login now) and use back the old account and track sophie down wtf. OR should I create a new account? BUT I'LL LOSE ALL MY FOLLOWERS!!! not one not two but.................... 17!!!!! HAHAHAHAH DAMN PATHETIC KTHXBAI

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Some devil some angel
Has got me to the bones
You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Is such a long and lonely time

Fuckin' beautiful. Vocals accompanied with just the guitar, so hauntingly poignant. I can't believe I've only heard of the masterpiece now. One of the greatest of our time.

Reassurance

New header.

Actually if you refresh my blog in every 3 seconds (hello ada wtf), you'll know that this is the 123182302th time I've been throwing out new headers only to tear em down the next second and replace it with the old one. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK EDWIN!! (wtf is too subtle here wtf). I seriously think theres something wrong with me, like I secretly gain bizzare sexual pleasure in the process of all this shit. And in the end I settled with just two miserable words, which could easily took me 3 seconds (hello again ada wtf) to design type godammit.

One thing about interviews. Do you lie when you are in one of those? Hmm let me rephrase my question. Is it right to be lying in one of those? You know sometimes you say things to boast and enhance your "resume", that's what I did. And I felt bad after that. At that point during the interview, I felt like my instinct was telling me to do it, either you're an idoit or insane if you don't

" Are you a punctual person? Our company thinks very highly of that"
" Yes, I am"

I am so full of it. It might seem like a "common-sense-lie" but a lie is still a lie ain't it. Makes me wonder how many lies do we tell daily. Believe me, that wasn't the only bullshit I came up in the interview. If there was a interview lying quota, mine was overflowing with laughing and lying little elfs wtf

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Dig dig dig.

Listen to the original Bryan Ferry's version and then this. FUCKIN' AWESOME. Her tunes are looping crazy on my ipod. Sick sick sound. Vocals, mad smooth. Just adds infinite atmospheric quality to her music. And I really dig her style, effortlessly charasmatic. Slick is the word.

p.s: great...I'm back to wordy self.

Pictures. What pictures?

There I was clicking the 'Older Post' link browsing through past entries.

I was astounded (look at how i cringe wtf) at how I have 'revitalized' the method of how I bloggie without me knowie.

I was at the verge of turning into this old hag talking in never ending sentences followed by more never ending sex...WAIT FOR IT.....tences. sentences. (old hag got rabun mata tend to misspell more wan WTF)

I was blogging in words so much, that I looked like your imaginary blogger friend from brazil wtf ireland wtf sudan wtf alfghanistan wtf ok you get my point. Like there was no pictures to proof my existance gasp

In blogging retrospect, I think in a certain cryptic way I have outgrown myself although I have no idea whether it is for the better. In fact, no one does.

This entry will serve as a small reminder of how I have evolved , the ambiguity of how I perceive the world in different perspectives at different stages of my life span, of turning points, of new eras, of the begginings of the end. endings of new beginnings, beginnings of new endings, end of begin, begin of end begin end end begin THE END WTF

p/s: the imaginary empty seat might not be that empty after all gasp inside joke wtf.

Live Long and Prosper \\ //

I iz givin Star Trek some mayjah lurve. \\ // (hahahaha damn kute this simbol \\ // its spock's handsign dehhh the notorious ET handsign \\ // \\ // \\ // geddit geddit????not the peace handsign ok wtf)

I'm not gonna say anything more bout its greatness as I'm sure you already seen all the awesome reviews splattered everywhere on the net. Seriously, it's been on twitter's trending topics for like 3 weeks already. Big deal ok! Even Obama is not on the list wtf. It's that damn good really go watch it if you haven't please laaa do yourself a favour and stop watching trashy movies like high school musical 4.5 wtf and GO WATCH STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!! You'll be laughing off your seats(the wit), holding on to your seats(the intense action), holding your bladder while holding on to your seats(the overdose of coke wtf) and at the end you won't bear to leave your sits and accept the fact that the show has ended T_______T (cause you already pee'd your pants WTF)

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If you have been following me on twitter you'll know what I've been upto lately ( I know you do stalkers! say hi to me on twitter stop hiding already wtf) I've got myself a bloody short haircut macibai don't even get me started on that, am convinced Kris Allen ( idol finalist) should be on "Days of our lives" instead of Idol wtf, and yeah the most recent and devastating news for all of us my dear comrades........ I've failed the NAPFA test (physical fitness test). Timed in 15 minutes for the 2.4km run fuck that!!!! Imma go throw away my new shiny running shoes now who wants it please go wait below my flat and throw back 70 bucks to me not free lah stupid im edwin hello kthxbai wtf.

Oh and if you haven't notice I've been harping about twitter the entire post. Wahai kawan-kawanku sekalian! what are you waiting for! Hop in the twitter bandwagon with ed and lets sing along to the happy twitter song! (I love you~ You love me~ WTF) My brain has been offically poisoned with all the barney my nephew is watching.... seriously why is that dinosaur purple again???!?!??!

p.s I was not asking you to join the twitter for the sake of joining. It's for the greater good. Follow ed on twitter and one day ashton kutcher will be my little twitter bitch wtf

Surreal

Gunmen in Turkey Kill 44 at Wedding

ISTANBUL, Turkey — In a gruesome massacre, more than 40 people, including many women and children, were killed late Monday when masked assailants attacked a wedding party in southeastern Turkey, the semi-official Anatolian News Agency reported. (Source here)

Immediately, the scene from "Kill Bill" struck my mind. The wedding massacre. And I thought gruesome untrue-some scenes like that only happen in the big screen. What the hell is wrong with the world? And here we are worrying about the Influenza A outbreak, where the global death toll is nowhere near this single bloody massacre. So fuck the flu. H1N1 is officially overrated. We are too busy inflicting deaths on ourselves. Huh what epidemic?

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Yesterday was the longest day of my life.

I had a head-splitting throb in my head the other night. Yeah it was in my head. The pain was so bad that it was as though there was a little head-mutilating elf slashing inside my head, strumming my pain with his fingers, killing me softly with each slash..killing me softly WTF.
I was literally writhing on my bed in mind-blowing pain. It was excruciating till the point that It made me hell nausea and I was vomitting yellow like liquid ( brain-juice wtf) I thought I was gonna die T__T

I was ready to lie on my bed pathetically and wait for the death hour wtf weak while some angel will descend from a beam of glorious light and welcome me with open arms wtf delusional ( or burning flames to consume me from the ground = hell T_T ) Then suddenly my sister made a detour and chose not to go to work and bring me to a neurologist T_________T DAMN KAO EXPENSIVE OK. I kept refusing but she kept insisting haih what did I do in my past life to deserve sucha great sister. (Eh dad u're not reading this right damn paiseh wtf) I was supposed to get a MRI Scan (DAMN COOL RIGHT I FEEL LIKE IM IN THE SHOW HOUSE ONLY) but it cost a whopping 700 bucks. WTF RIGHT???!?! Being the k.i.e (kiam in everything wtf) of course I opted to skip the scan and see what will the medication do for me first.

Sigh, let's just hope theres no monster looking tumour (CHOI DAI GE LAI SI) in ed's brain. In the meantime, ed shall compensate for the neurologist consult (which was crazy expensive as well )with his 1st attachment paycheck ok maybe half lah the other half i wanna buy ipod wtf damn kiamsiap hahahahaha.

I can't thank my sis enough.

p.s something else "smashing" happened as well that made up the long long day that is yesterday, not gonna get into that. Let's just say I'll see you guys in hell wtf.