Huh? Tumblr?

I now have a bloggo version of twitter and it's called tumblr. No, it's not a typo. It's really called tumblr wtf.

Tumblr.

It kinda looks like some incoherent jabberwoocky u slam on your keyboard when you get excited, e.g sadfgh or asdasdkj or aeioumangkalilovesu WTF. How do you fucking pronounce it anyways? Tumbler (water bottle wtf?) Tum-ber-ler? Tum-brrrrr? Tum-blek??? Ok the last one sounds like tamil.

Ok but I guess it's very teh cool since it starts with a T like Twitter and now people can talk to themselves in more than 140 words. Seriously what kinda mad kuku world are we living in? Huh what? you agree with me right? Yes correct I know right high 5 yeah im talking to you yes ohyes yes yeahh.... wtf

And I was just wondering what do you call posts you upload on tumblr? Theres this catchy word like twit for twitter, blog for blogspot etc. So..posts on tumblr?

"I just tumed!" - tumblr user

"Wahh I post alot of tums today lei!" - tumblr user 2

"I just retummed your tum!" - tumber user 3

Tum.

Isn't that the sound your shit makes when it lands on the toilet bowl. Tum!!!

Oh by the way here's my TUMS at my TUM-blr. Click here and...wait for it..........

Tum!!!!!

Sorry I can't help it.

P/s: I'm not giving up on blogspot cause I secretly think I have at least 12524 loyal silent readers and I'm not gonna letcha down yeah yes yes yeahh....and no I'm talking to myself.

10 things I'm grateful for

1. I'm alive wtf

2. This is irrelevant but i think something fcking huge is coming up next week. WOW LOOK AT THE DATE 29TH IS ALMOST HERE HAHAHA.

3. Well it's march, which means may is coming, which means phone contract is ending, which means the sky is opening up and I can get a new phone wtf. But how am I gonna afford one? Please refer to point no.2 wtf

4. Awesome people at work.

5. Not so awesome people at work, so people who are awesome actually stand out more wtf.

6. The other job waiting for me, exponentially more interesting.

7. PP fucking stream of course.

8. Food and maybe some booze.

9. Paycheck. To pay for future presumptuous school fees wtf.

10. People at home.

And this sums up the month of march.

What am I doing?

#1 Glee - This show is gonna be huge. Awesome dry wit and talented singing monkeys. Huh high school music-whah?

#2 HIMYM season 5 - Barney and Robin hooks up. Legen wait for it dary.

#3 Me looking awesome- That's me looking awesome! With an unknown chick trying to hook up with me with other unknown chick trying to hook up with the unknown chick who is trying to hook up with me WTF. oh and it's taken on some unknown chick's birthday party. Popular wait for it bookstore.

#4 Speaking of bookstores- the book I bought while I was high on money and high on..just high wtf. I know right? I unbelievably bought a book again like omg now I can say I buy books frequently! like once a year! About the book, if you thought the movie was awesome, read this. Chuck Palahniuk is a genius.

#5 ebay- HOW TO USE THIS AH? WTF

My life is so mundane now that I have no resources to come up with long posts now. Actually, thank god for that because when I have nothing interesting going on my life it simply means I'M FML FREE WOOHOOO WTF. Oh but I'm going to go sit on the aeroplane next next week so maybe you can pray for a turbulence or some air stewardess transforming into an androgynous biohazard species who massacres all the passengers with her venom humping vajayjay and slapping tentacles spurting green slimy liquid..ok you get my point. Then, we'll have something to read! Or even a video perhaps.....for the turbulence! What were you thinking you filthy brain feces eating bastards.

p/s: I BOUGHT THE AIR TICKET FOR 4 DOLLARS AND 20 CENTS.

Sing Hallelujah!

Due to the most recent sacred prayer that includes the most holy rituals of bowing down in profound meditative silence, genuflecting in deepest of mortal depth and last but not least..tweeting wtf, I hereby sing praise to God and declare from now on, all the wtfs that comes out from my mouth takes a complete drastic turn and has a whole new revitalizing meaning to it. Since I've promised to swearing abstinence (refer to most recent tweeyer <--twitter prayer), the four letter word f in wtf now stands for fish/face/frog/feee/faii/foor/farm! or whatever jabberwocky that rock's your grandma panties

E.g. HAHAHAHAHA WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!!!1111 See I'm not even swearing! Remember the five different 'F's in the example sentence can take absolutely different shapes individually. Like how my friend Jason Mraz likes to say: "It's all about the wordplay Edwin Tsien Tze Siong my dear ol' friend...it's all about the wordplay...!" See I told you he's my friend.

Oh and by the way, ONE MORE FISHING FROGGEDY DAY TILL EVERYTHING POLY ENDS!!!1 Wait. Farm this shit! (WTF Farm this shit HAHAHAHAHAA) I don't want to jinx anything up by assuming anything 1st! Yikes errr oh well the above countdown statement is pure tentative. Huh? What? Me insecure loser? How dare you. I absolutely completely and utterly agree with you WTF.

p/s: I'll be going head to head with secondary school punkheads next week. Any advice for a stronger and believable inspiring prayer?

Update

The blogging aura in me has died off, which explains the lack of updates.

Maybe it's because I'm not intrigued by writing anymore (hangat2 tahi ayam je budak ni wtf), maybe it's because of the hectic work life. Actually, maybe is sucha cool word that I wanna be a maybe man. It's sucha vague and ambiguous reply between yes and no that sometimes you don't even know which side are you leaning towards more wtf why am i talking about this wtf. Oh right! I just watched YES MAN yesterday. NO MAN NO MAN NO MAN WTF.

About work, life can't get any monotonous than that. It's like i'm zombi-fied and terminator-fied all in the same time. robocop wtf. wall-e wtf. my fyp soccer robot wtf. Can you spot the anecdote here? Me->stiff->hard->soundswrong->waitforit->work life pffft.

Most of the depression from work comes from the deprivation of 1st-week-kids-funny-high5-more high5-belly bump wtf to the 2nd and 3rd week where I was given the important task of....sorting lego parts WTF. What kind of a fucking bummer is that??!?! From 1st week where I had the time of my life to heading towards the gates of lego hades. And it rhymes...!

And the even bigger bummer than the previous bigger big bummer (BBB wtf) is the classes for the school I'm initially assisting at is canceled....because of pig flu...I don't even feel like continuing this post anymore....just let me die NOOO KIDS DON'T STOP ME NOOO STOP PULLING MR. EDWIN'S HAND WTF.

But seriously, kids just say and do the funniest things. They can be annoying at times but who cares, the next moment when they do another one of their stuns you'll be smiling and wishing that you were their dad. come to papa wtf.


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This album just blew my mind all over the bus's windows and innocent passenger's faces (I was listening to it on the bus wtf)

edit: filtered the wtfs. I'm starting to get baffled by the incessant wtfs wtf.

Live Long and Prosper \\ //

I iz givin Star Trek some mayjah lurve. \\ // (hahahaha damn kute this simbol \\ // its spock's handsign dehhh the notorious ET handsign \\ // \\ // \\ // geddit geddit????not the peace handsign ok wtf)

I'm not gonna say anything more bout its greatness as I'm sure you already seen all the awesome reviews splattered everywhere on the net. Seriously, it's been on twitter's trending topics for like 3 weeks already. Big deal ok! Even Obama is not on the list wtf. It's that damn good really go watch it if you haven't please laaa do yourself a favour and stop watching trashy movies like high school musical 4.5 wtf and GO WATCH STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!! You'll be laughing off your seats(the wit), holding on to your seats(the intense action), holding your bladder while holding on to your seats(the overdose of coke wtf) and at the end you won't bear to leave your sits and accept the fact that the show has ended T_______T (cause you already pee'd your pants WTF)

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If you have been following me on twitter you'll know what I've been upto lately ( I know you do stalkers! say hi to me on twitter stop hiding already wtf) I've got myself a bloody short haircut macibai don't even get me started on that, am convinced Kris Allen ( idol finalist) should be on "Days of our lives" instead of Idol wtf, and yeah the most recent and devastating news for all of us my dear comrades........ I've failed the NAPFA test (physical fitness test). Timed in 15 minutes for the 2.4km run fuck that!!!! Imma go throw away my new shiny running shoes now who wants it please go wait below my flat and throw back 70 bucks to me not free lah stupid im edwin hello kthxbai wtf.

Oh and if you haven't notice I've been harping about twitter the entire post. Wahai kawan-kawanku sekalian! what are you waiting for! Hop in the twitter bandwagon with ed and lets sing along to the happy twitter song! (I love you~ You love me~ WTF) My brain has been offically poisoned with all the barney my nephew is watching.... seriously why is that dinosaur purple again???!?!??!

p.s I was not asking you to join the twitter for the sake of joining. It's for the greater good. Follow ed on twitter and one day ashton kutcher will be my little twitter bitch wtf

Surreal

Gunmen in Turkey Kill 44 at Wedding

ISTANBUL, Turkey — In a gruesome massacre, more than 40 people, including many women and children, were killed late Monday when masked assailants attacked a wedding party in southeastern Turkey, the semi-official Anatolian News Agency reported. (Source here)

Immediately, the scene from "Kill Bill" struck my mind. The wedding massacre. And I thought gruesome untrue-some scenes like that only happen in the big screen. What the hell is wrong with the world? And here we are worrying about the Influenza A outbreak, where the global death toll is nowhere near this single bloody massacre. So fuck the flu. H1N1 is officially overrated. We are too busy inflicting deaths on ourselves. Huh what epidemic?

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Yesterday was the longest day of my life.

I had a head-splitting throb in my head the other night. Yeah it was in my head. The pain was so bad that it was as though there was a little head-mutilating elf slashing inside my head, strumming my pain with his fingers, killing me softly with each slash..killing me softly WTF.
I was literally writhing on my bed in mind-blowing pain. It was excruciating till the point that It made me hell nausea and I was vomitting yellow like liquid ( brain-juice wtf) I thought I was gonna die T__T

I was ready to lie on my bed pathetically and wait for the death hour wtf weak while some angel will descend from a beam of glorious light and welcome me with open arms wtf delusional ( or burning flames to consume me from the ground = hell T_T ) Then suddenly my sister made a detour and chose not to go to work and bring me to a neurologist T_________T DAMN KAO EXPENSIVE OK. I kept refusing but she kept insisting haih what did I do in my past life to deserve sucha great sister. (Eh dad u're not reading this right damn paiseh wtf) I was supposed to get a MRI Scan (DAMN COOL RIGHT I FEEL LIKE IM IN THE SHOW HOUSE ONLY) but it cost a whopping 700 bucks. WTF RIGHT???!?! Being the k.i.e (kiam in everything wtf) of course I opted to skip the scan and see what will the medication do for me first.

Sigh, let's just hope theres no monster looking tumour (CHOI DAI GE LAI SI) in ed's brain. In the meantime, ed shall compensate for the neurologist consult (which was crazy expensive as well )with his 1st attachment paycheck ok maybe half lah the other half i wanna buy ipod wtf damn kiamsiap hahahahaha.

I can't thank my sis enough.

p.s something else "smashing" happened as well that made up the long long day that is yesterday, not gonna get into that. Let's just say I'll see you guys in hell wtf.

Just joking (jogging wtf)

Do you have this feeling whenever prior of doing something you'll be all pumped up while anticipating the idea of it ecstatic-ly but when you're in the middle of it you feel like you're constantly out of breath that you wanna throw in the towel so so so bad.

Eh don't dig so deep lah, I was just talking about jogging wtf.

I was all hyper about the idea of it (slimmer face wtf) this morning and promptly get myself ready or else procrastination kicks in like a bitch and I will end up in my bed dreaming of myself jogging 42.3km WTF. So, I hit right away to the jogging route like a man and came back an old worn out veteran with a blister toe!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHH1234SELF-HIGH5!!

Nolah actually I went out to jog at 11.00am and reached home all jaded and perspiring profusely at..... surprise surprise!! 11.15am FAIL T____T The blister was caused by the insanely tight shoes and I didn't wear socks wtf double fail. Yalah so can't blame me for the failure blame the shoes! *whistling and looking elsewhere

Just realized something. Why are my recent posts all about jogging wtf. I think I can compile all of it and write a book already man. Here's how the cover would look like.

"MEMOIRS OF A JOGGING WARRIOR WITH A BLISTER TOE"
#1 New york Times Bestseller.

(insert picture of heroic ed jogging with olympic torch)

he only jogged 15 minutes though wtf.

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Guess what did i have for lunch?

ASAM LAKSA! AND ITS HOMEMADE!

It was damn damn damn good ok! Literally can hold a candle to that asam laksa stall nearby my jb house ( which is quite good imo and they are penang locals! ) eh but still can't compare with the land of the asam laksa origin lah. We don't have the dusty yellow legendary asam laksa recipe written on a toilet paper as our heirloom ok wtf.

Ok let me explain why it's so damn damn damn good. DAYUM!

HELLO??!?! DID I MENTION IT WAS HOMEMADE?? Homemade rocks asam laksa's potential to the very max aye. Don't ever underestimate a homemade of whatever. In fact, homemade is the best invention ever, period wtf kuazhang. Alright the reason why homemade is so awesome because you can add infinite amount of shizzles to your dish. In this case, infinite spammage of shredded onions and cucumber. Damn kao satisfying homg. And the most significant ingredient asam laksa cant do without! HA GAO!!! (PRAWN PASTE) ASIASJDOAJEKASDAKSDODSEEWOHHHHHHHH1234HIGHFIVE! Half the bowl of my soup was filled with hagao fuck this shit i can still feel the fragrant of it in my mouth mmmmmmm. It was rapture, rupturing in my mouth with every spoonful of the oh so rich hagao soup. The onions and cucumber shredded to perfection.. and the beehoon~ bouncing in my mouth playfully like little kids jumping on the trampoline WTF

OMG MY SIS'S MOM-IN LAW ( CAN I JUST CALL HER MOM WTF) CAME IN MY ROOM AND DECLARED SHE RETURNED WITH MORE BEEHOON!

WTF WHAT AM I STILL DOING HERE? BYE!

Is Sked

I was skeptical at 1st but FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTT.

This mind stalker genie is fucking creepy!! I cut him some slack at 1st by thinking about a famous celebrity. BUT THIS MIND STALKER STALKS UR BRAIN TO THE DEEPEST CORE AND EVEN DECIPHERS THE IDENDITY OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. EEYER SO SCARY LIKE THE SMALL GIRL IN HARPER'S ISLAND T______________T (she tortures snails with her magnifying glass btw wtf)

Are you sure you wanna shit in your panties by clicking this?

Oh and tell me which character did you play jedi mind tricks with teh creepy genie.

I is translator

I was reading a spanish blog and needed a translator. So I thought to myself, as epic of a search engine google is, why not its translator? Thus, began teh experimentation.



clapclap impressive. it even deciphers abbreviations. Thus began the 3 letter experimentation.



No surprise there.



Ok wait. What the hell is that? Isn't it suppose it be "Mi Tian Gung" instead of " Xi Gung" HELLOOO?? (Kuku haywire syndrome started to emerge.)



HAHAHAHAHAH TAEKWANDO WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ignore the previous post. Believe me it's not even suicidal. Although the way I depicted may seem liked it, but trust me. Just sick of all the stereotypical shizzles in life people strive their whole lives for and for what? Life is too short.

1st Uniqlo at southeast asia. Damn psyched. The queue was insane though. 1st queue-was people getting in the store like kuku right go in the store also need to queue up copy LV wtf. 2nd queue- changing room (each took like 12831203 outfits, shoved them in a basket and waited in line faithfully, imagine that!) and I swear there was this super hot chick who lost her patience and strip abruptly in the middle of the queue and started trying on her clothes!!! Which she stood like 2 motherfucking shitblockingheads away from me in the queue which I wasn't in the first place to begin with. YEAH I MADE THAT UP HAHAHAHAHAHA. The ridiculous queue was true though. 3rd queue- to the cashier. They had like 8 cashiers wtf. And yet the line was still having a large 'erection' every single second WTF.

But it was all worth it, limbeh got a denim for only 49.90!! ACTUAL PRICE 69.90 OPENING SALE SO DEDUCT 20.00 YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (EVERYONE QUEUING OUTSIDE UNIQLO PATTING MY BACK WHILE SOME REACHING OUT FOR A HIGH 5 WTF)

I'm on serious monetary drought btw. T_T

Who wants to get edwin some belated birthday prezzies? ;;)

Am i really edwin?

It's been quite some time that I've written a real entry.You really think I'm writing one now?? Or I'm just writing for the sake of writing.......... hahahahaha ok inside joke wtf.

I'm so proud of myself today. It's been a loooooong time since I've been the tiniest shit bit of productive. Actually come to think of it, its not that productive at all lah but again in ed's productive metre its overflowing with screaming and laughing productive elfs bursting out of the productive metre for air.. ok you get my point.

So, today after school guess who went to the gym!!! (omg, ada also blog about going to the gym lei, later ppl say i copy her how, wait i told jasmine about it last week! go! go ask her! golah! who's ur daddy now! ehhh! i'm literally ada's daddy -_-) Ok yes! as I've said I went to teh gym just now. Don't know why I feel all pumped up and ready to take on any dumbells in the world!! So, I went to the changing room and locked myself in a cubicle to change cause I don't have any hardcore muscles to show off yet T__T. OMG AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND THERE!! ..................
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A FREE MP3 PLAYER!! YA IT'S FREE RIGHT! NO ONE WAS IN THE CUBICLE WITH ME WTF AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOOKING RIGHT INTO ITS GLOWING SILICON BODY. So I have every right to covet and keep the gadget all thanks to my muscless body yahoooooooooo!!!

OMG I KNOW RIGHT WHY SO LUCKY WAN OMG HENCE THE TITLE AND I WAS ALL "THIS IS SOOOOOO GOING IN MY BLOG HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

!!!!!!!BUT!!!!!!!

YES!! THE FUCKING BUT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN!! I heard someone talking outside and there were frantic footsteps.

Stupid mp3 dude: " Eh, adui, mana mp3 saya??"
Stupid mp3 dude's friend: " Kan tadi kau letak dalam toilet semasa tukar baju"
Stupid mp3 dude: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... yake?"

WALAO!!! DAMN POTONG STEAM!!!!!!!

I swear the mp3 suddenly look alot smaller also can!!!! T__________________T

And the rest was history....obviously u knew what the honest, kind, considerate kid would do.........*draws circle on floor

After the fake miracle which obviously demoralized my gym spirit abit, I half-heartedly went for my work out. Eccentric enough, when I entered the gym I was all pumped up again! There was this girl version of hulk doing weightlifting and she was like " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ughhhhhhhhhhh! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and I guess that was what turned me on wtf. For my workout, I did 10 minutes on the treadmill, 3 sets on biceps, 6 sets on chest! (Laugh lah laugh at "au jing qu" somemore! see who will have the last laugh hahahahaha) Fucking productive right! *sapu dust on shoulders

Oh! And I did 50 crunches on my bed just now! SELF- HIGH 5 EDWIN!!! If you must know,why I did crunches at home instead in the gym where there are abdominal training machines, its because... I stared at the machine's instruction for 30 seconds and left hahahahahaha. Dunno how to use at all can so paiseh... Might as well do it the original way! At home! Where no one's watching! Where I split the 50 crunches into like 5 times hahahaha phail!

I wanted to talk about college education to complete the wtfness of the title but this post looks ridiculously long so Imma talk bout it in the next post. Adios mofos!

*update: REPLYING ALL TAGS HERE. CAUSE THE LAST POST KICKED SERIOUS ASS. SSI TILL I DIE!

Weisern: HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG U STILL RMB ABOUT THE KEROPOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no!!!! I usually will finish it on aguapek's bus on the way back home and cause it's only half packet left no one will even dare to ask for a share at all ahahahahah.

dada: omg keranamu hahahahahahha we will use our diaries to hit his fatass just before the chorus " DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!!!! KERANAMU!.." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA why are we so funny!!!! And our communication was pure genius! rmb one time teacher actually saw us doing it and how he didnt say anything about it after the exam. i think we just impressed the shit outta him hahahahaha

yinling: walao i wanna dig hole and stuck my inside liao! I always thought u knew omg didn't u told her ada????? so paiseh can die -_-

jasmine yo! : Is chandra really crazy alrd? omg I thought it was just a rumour. hahahahah and he was funny cause of the thing xiaofen said about him lah hahahaha and I didnt know laolao still existed as well -_-

wingee: lolololo i totally forgot about that phrase rosli said. I think he converted it from pck lah -_- and walao you ask everyone here whether you were the big sister head anot! like those jail one somemore rip ppl's hair if they dont listen to you T___T

Look at the date

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

There. I've totally countered friday the 13th.

As every superstitious shitheads dread this particular day, me on the hand is at the exact opposite end. Simply cause it spells, friday.

Finally after waking up at 7 every morning (830am-6pm is my current skool hours btw, if you're wondering), Imma sleep the crap out off this weekend. Sleep deprived Sleep deprived Sleep deprived.

Celebrating lil jeremiah's one year old tomorrow, actual birthday is on monday though. Bumped his head yesterday on the floor and now he has a cute lil bum on his forehead. He does this hardcore stunt average twice a day haha. He is gonna be one hell of a hyperactive kid.

PPstream kicks every single internet video streaming's pipi

Literally click, and watch.

Wait, where's the part about waiting.

Thing is, IT'S UTTERLY AND LITERALLY CLICK AND WATCH.




Look at the kick ass list of shows. ( or should I say kick pipi, in the honour of PPstream!)
High 5, Ahmi! for introducing this serious kick pipi video streaming shit.

How I met your mother is LEGENDARY. Moving on to 24! And then House and then Friends again and then and then and then and then!!! NO ONE MESSES WITH ED'S VIDEO MARATHON STREAK! OR IT'S HIGH 5 ON YOUR FACE!

Btw, David Fincher. One word. LEGENDARY.

WAIT FOR IT.....................................

After all the huge new year celebrations and billions of life happenings that are left in the pending-for-post area, this is a must scream the crap out of your pants announcement.. yesssssssss you know ittttttttttttt, yesssssssss come on you guessed ittttttttttttttttttt,

WAIT FOR ITTTT WAIT FOR ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT....................





bird.

HELLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW WHAT BIRDS STANDS FOR!!! BIRD MEANS FUCK. HELL YEAHHHHHH EXAMS ARE SO FUCKED OFF. BIRD MEANS FLY. BLOODY HELL YEAHHHHHHHH IT'S THE FLIGHT TO FREEDOM LAND!!

Have i mentioned already? EXAMS ARE HISTORY. HISTORY, EXAMS ARE! This might bloody well be the last exam of ed's life or to be more optimistic last exam of poly life, or pessimistic as well cause exams are not history just yet or on the bright side as well as theres a glim of light on the degree high side.

Whatever it is. I'm so fucking available for the whole freaking month.
Whoever it is. Invite me to ride on the rides of your lives.
Okay, sounds wrong.

End of exam celebration rant.

Now, who's offering invitation #1?

THE BIG DAY

CHANGE. WE CAN BELIEVE IN.

Iraq war must end. So screw you, McCain. One mighty factor why McCain should just wait for his wheelchair slash walking stick approaching years. Commander in chief? Maybe next life oldhag.

p/s: the forgetting-shit-to-type on previous post is for real fyi. ITS NOT FOR SOME BLOODY HUMOUR EFFECT LAH WTF. IT IS SOOOO TO BE CONTINUED MOFOS!

BF!!!!!!!

FUCKING TK. FUCKED UP THE MILK POWDER THEN NOW FUCKED UP THE INTERNET!!!!
LIMEI SIBEI HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOW HOR CLICK WHAT WHAT ALSO LAG THERE LIKE A LITTLE FUCKER.

WHOSE VIDEO CANNOT LOAD AT THE BLOODY TK WEBS EG. YOUKU DOT COM! TUDOU DOT COM! MILK POSION DOT COM! RAISE UR HAND KTHX! SIBEI HOT DOT COM!!!!!!

Yikes!!

(Stated above timetable)

Please reprint your time table before the new semester starts on 13 October 2008 (Year 1 and 2). For Year 3, your new semester starts on 6 October 2008. Thank you.

LIIAO!!

Vacayyyy (part tew)

Some left out pictures from teh chillout barr. At the end of that night, I think eejie was the one consuming the most alcohol as of her FAR SUPERIOR heartattack card game skills LOL! As the saying goes: Laolao's JIE BAN REN! ( Laolao was a friend of ours who suckballs in this gamie, way to go eejie hahahaha) Wanna drink for free also don' like that lah

The next night at IOKAYUOKAYLWEGOKARAOKE! Apparently, the karaoke place was situated beside some seaside/jeti which is kinda breezy cool but the point is this seaside place was the exact spot a MMU student committed suicide a week ago. So about the cool breezy wind, THINK AGAIN......

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GUIIIIIIIII (Time to go back vivian, even moocake festival is over already)

Oh and guess who footed the bill that night! SHIT!

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Things hasn't been going smoothy lately. And the slow fuggin internet connection that kicks in from nowhere of nowhere is not helping at all. Shit really does happen all at a same bloody time don't they?

Few days ago, one thing lead to another and I decided to quit my job. The last day at work was a fuse of eccentric sadness and somewhat a sigh of relief. I didn't expect this, after the thank yous and goodbyes, the reality of my last day at work really hit me, I'm gonna miss it badly. They were all great people. Learned some, lost some, it's from experiences like this where I feel growth renewal. I'm really starting to feel old now.

But I'm still a luckyass am I? At least some great vacay memories to remember. An eventful holiday break this is. Mindfuck was kicking in before I wrote this post. But now, I feel so much fucking better.

A great reminder. Of why I'm still running this blog.

Inspiration discoveration.

drama llama!

DJOKOVIC FOR USOPEN KTHX!

Although Nadal is like in bloody top form this year, I still think Novak is the one to beat in this tournament thanks. Or at least I hope lol wtf. The match between him and Robredo was kinda painful to watch. He was like having a physical malfunction day wtf! Well, just hope he'll be fit enought to crash Roddick's arse next up. RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Holidays for the past week was kinda mellow. But it's a dull-mellow, not those mellowy-beach-vacay-mellow so yeahhhhh.. *POOOOOOOOOOT ( the fart at the back is to emphasise the lameness of the dull-mellowness!)

While I was at jb, it was tv all day, watching (repeat)telecasts of USopen and occasionally some Olympic "GOLDEN" Moments to keep myself inspired L(~_~)L. It's those lame days where you have no shit to do or shit, so you sit on the couch and try to get yourself bored and eventually fall into a trance of a uber comfortable nap so your day will pass by in a blink of eye. Pathetic uh? But don't u think it's just one of the best way to relax and waste away your hols while you can. That's what I call SHALLOW-MELLOW. YIKES!

OOPSIE DAISIES! Tend to be on word-laosai mode nowadays. Guess that's just ed heading towards ENGRISH PRONESS. WHOAH =/

Time for Drama llama. All the tv shows resuming in the same damn (or should i say "DAYUM!") time like ooooooooohmahgod! Now this is place where one phrase comes in..."WHAT ARE U NUTSSSSSSSS!"

DAYYUM!

B.I.A!

back in actionnnnnnnnn.

it's been a crazy few weeks especially this week! Exams was a bitch! Yeah, you heard me! "WAS!!!" means i'm completely dunzooooooo with the exam shizzless!!!

LEMME HEAR U SCREAMMM :
VA-CAYYYYY!!
PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Oh crap wait, limbeh have no plans for holidays at all! hahahaha shitt!! Mr. Vacay! Time for your inspirational visitayshounnnnnnn!! And Mr. Good day, you're welcomed everyday of the week YIKES!

This month has been so eventful and everyone knows it! It's the month of the pure inspirational best damn thing human has ever invented IMO, the five circlely thingie, yeah you know it, you guess it.. THE OLYMPICS!!!! Although there was full of crappy controversial stuff bout the open-ceremony-little-girl-sing-song-fake-fireworks thingie, but hey at the end of the day it's all about the sportsmanship and the olympic dream doncha think?? YOU FEEL ME YOU FEEL ME?? LOL. It's like the olympics! You kidding me??? It's like the world's largest ever event, yeah! LARGEST EVENT not only the largest sporting event but the LARGEST DAMN EVENT IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET or should I say UNIVERSE! Michael Phelps and Usain bolt aren't humans to even start with. LOL.

Yeah so, olympics is so big that you can just lay there and die in peace after you won a medal for all I know! AND SO IS MALAYSIA!! LEE-CHONGWEI !! NOT ASKING U TO GO DIE NOW BUT MALAYSIA BOLEHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Alright, enough of the olympic highness. But dontcha think, winning the olympics is like the highest possible honor on earth. ITS HUGGGGE. You just can't help but to feel emotional for the medalists as well. What an emotional kid uh. NOOOOOO MY MOM SAYS IM NOT A FAG LOL!

Well, other than the eventful shit of olympics, this month has been busy like hell. As mentioned above, the sleep killing exams. And I mean literally sleep killing. Was up a few entire nights to do all the last minute revisions. Yeah, I'm ed what could you possibly expect lol. So yeah, the moment I got home just now, I slept for like an entire 8 hrs. NUTS!!! Thanks for the ones who gave a damn bout my shitty exams, appreciate it much!! You know who you are (:

Besides, I've got to meet up with people during the last few weeks. Like the long lost Ho wingee who kept reminding me the weight she tremendously putted on are on her jugs not her bod -.-
HAHAHA. Me and my friendsssss! TSK!

Woooo, this looks like a long post so.... I'M GONNA RANDOMLY STOP HERE!