Limbeh went to skool today and bloody tutorial ended 1 1/2 hrs earlier wtf! The lecturer Pauzi stil got cheek say limbeh came late! You say your tutorial ends at 4 one lei! NUTS!!
Feeling devastated and having the urge to shit, limbeh went straight to the toilet after that. (Fyi, nyp's toilet is super shiok for shitting purposes can! high krass! Thinking back of the old SSI's toilet days, shit! Literally shit all over the jamban/floor!!) Suddenly, the watery shitting sensation took a drastic change! MY SHIT FINALLY TAKE SHAPE LIAO OI! Not only that, the sound changed too! From a watery and slippery "PRIAKK!" to a solid and crispy "DOOOOMP!" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A MIRACLE ITS A MIRACLE!
Due to the sudden overjoy and celebration of the wonders of shapeness, I decided to buy a eco-friendly water bottle! RANDOMNESSS WTF. But seriously, for people like me who buys a fucking plastic bottle drink everyday at skool, this is definitely teh shizzle. Save the world yo!! and my own ass of course..
WATCHA WAITING FOR!
get yours now and join in the kinster's bandwagon of the amazing 'heal the world' craze!
get yours now and join in the kinster's bandwagon of the amazing 'heal the world' craze!
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