23.10.08

Define "You"

Rockstar. Nerd. Bimbo. Player. Blond. Cool. Dumbass

I know, the last one is not even an identity. I'll explain its purpose later.

I've been reading this new age genre kinda book. Apparently it's about all the philosophical explanations of life and being. As in human being. Well, you must be wondering why the hell would I even buy A BOOK in the first freakin place.

The reason turns out to be plain simple. One day, I turned on the tv and decided to watch Oprah Winfrey cause I blindfolded myself and pressed the remote control and the fat bitch ended up on my tv screen. She intro-ed the book filled with super depressing heartwrenching stories. Everyone screamed like thousands of children burning and laughing in hell, ran out of the studio while pulling their hair and the show ended.

I cried like a pussy, ran out of the house and got the book for 99 cents.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OK NOT PARNEY

SHIT. I FORGET WHAT TO TYPE OREDI. SORRY AH CONTINUE NEXT TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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