Am i really edwin?

It's been quite some time that I've written a real entry.You really think I'm writing one now?? Or I'm just writing for the sake of writing.......... hahahahaha ok inside joke wtf.

I'm so proud of myself today. It's been a loooooong time since I've been the tiniest shit bit of productive. Actually come to think of it, its not that productive at all lah but again in ed's productive metre its overflowing with screaming and laughing productive elfs bursting out of the productive metre for air.. ok you get my point.

So, today after school guess who went to the gym!!! (omg, ada also blog about going to the gym lei, later ppl say i copy her how, wait i told jasmine about it last week! go! go ask her! golah! who's ur daddy now! ehhh! i'm literally ada's daddy -_-) Ok yes! as I've said I went to teh gym just now. Don't know why I feel all pumped up and ready to take on any dumbells in the world!! So, I went to the changing room and locked myself in a cubicle to change cause I don't have any hardcore muscles to show off yet T__T. OMG AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND THERE!! ..................
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A FREE MP3 PLAYER!! YA IT'S FREE RIGHT! NO ONE WAS IN THE CUBICLE WITH ME WTF AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOOKING RIGHT INTO ITS GLOWING SILICON BODY. So I have every right to covet and keep the gadget all thanks to my muscless body yahoooooooooo!!!

OMG I KNOW RIGHT WHY SO LUCKY WAN OMG HENCE THE TITLE AND I WAS ALL "THIS IS SOOOOOO GOING IN MY BLOG HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

!!!!!!!BUT!!!!!!!

YES!! THE FUCKING BUT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN!! I heard someone talking outside and there were frantic footsteps.

Stupid mp3 dude: " Eh, adui, mana mp3 saya??"
Stupid mp3 dude's friend: " Kan tadi kau letak dalam toilet semasa tukar baju"
Stupid mp3 dude: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... yake?"

WALAO!!! DAMN POTONG STEAM!!!!!!!

I swear the mp3 suddenly look alot smaller also can!!!! T__________________T

And the rest was history....obviously u knew what the honest, kind, considerate kid would do.........*draws circle on floor

After the fake miracle which obviously demoralized my gym spirit abit, I half-heartedly went for my work out. Eccentric enough, when I entered the gym I was all pumped up again! There was this girl version of hulk doing weightlifting and she was like " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ughhhhhhhhhhh! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and I guess that was what turned me on wtf. For my workout, I did 10 minutes on the treadmill, 3 sets on biceps, 6 sets on chest! (Laugh lah laugh at "au jing qu" somemore! see who will have the last laugh hahahahaha) Fucking productive right! *sapu dust on shoulders

Oh! And I did 50 crunches on my bed just now! SELF- HIGH 5 EDWIN!!! If you must know,why I did crunches at home instead in the gym where there are abdominal training machines, its because... I stared at the machine's instruction for 30 seconds and left hahahahahaha. Dunno how to use at all can so paiseh... Might as well do it the original way! At home! Where no one's watching! Where I split the 50 crunches into like 5 times hahahaha phail!

I wanted to talk about college education to complete the wtfness of the title but this post looks ridiculously long so Imma talk bout it in the next post. Adios mofos!

*update: REPLYING ALL TAGS HERE. CAUSE THE LAST POST KICKED SERIOUS ASS. SSI TILL I DIE!

Weisern: HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG U STILL RMB ABOUT THE KEROPOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no!!!! I usually will finish it on aguapek's bus on the way back home and cause it's only half packet left no one will even dare to ask for a share at all ahahahahah.

dada: omg keranamu hahahahahahha we will use our diaries to hit his fatass just before the chorus " DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!!!! KERANAMU!.." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA why are we so funny!!!! And our communication was pure genius! rmb one time teacher actually saw us doing it and how he didnt say anything about it after the exam. i think we just impressed the shit outta him hahahahaha

yinling: walao i wanna dig hole and stuck my inside liao! I always thought u knew omg didn't u told her ada????? so paiseh can die -_-

jasmine yo! : Is chandra really crazy alrd? omg I thought it was just a rumour. hahahahah and he was funny cause of the thing xiaofen said about him lah hahahaha and I didnt know laolao still existed as well -_-

wingee: lolololo i totally forgot about that phrase rosli said. I think he converted it from pck lah -_- and walao you ask everyone here whether you were the big sister head anot! like those jail one somemore rip ppl's hair if they dont listen to you T___T

Rare

that I'll be doing these Q&A shizzles. But how can I fucking miss this? Provided I'm at skool as well now doing shizzles assembling some random robot, so which task will ed choose first?

Continue to surf the net or assemble and screwing up a robot?*does balancing scale action with both hands*

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If you enjoyed your secondary school years, you'll do it.
If you have nothing else to do, you'll do it.
If you're here to read the questions/answers and pretend to hate to do it, deep down you'll still do it.

This tag is so fun because the answers can go on and on.
Read if you miss your secondary school years
It is pretty long, so have patience as I share with you my secondary school life.

Bio Data

1) Which school did you go to?
SSI abbreviate for Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Sultan Ismail

2) What classes were you in?
1KMT6,2KMT6,3ARIF,4BIJAK,5GEMILANG *pats own back*

3) What was/were your favourite lesson(s)?
English ( Selverani just cracks me up, Wong yean knows why)
Chemistry ( Unbelievable right? I even offered to teach ffg who scored 96 on one of the class test which is unbelievable unbelievable)
E-Math ( esp. during form 3. Where we will get to witness the teacher's pet relationship between En Tang and Joanna Lim! HAHAHAHA so obvious can die)

4) If you could remember, what time was your recess?
every single fucking period. ( was always either chewing in class, or not in class at all)

5) List down your favourite food/snacks.
The spicy keropok at koperasi and Mee rebus definitely. Nasi Pattaya occasionally cause sometimes the guy with the fucked up face and attitude take orders and the pattaya turned out to be as fucked up as well.

Style
1) Did you have a nickname way back in secondary school?
Edsai or something like that? Weird. Oh and "Au Jing qu" -_-

2) How did you wear your socks?
The coolio way of course where everyone starts imitating ed and wear ankle length socks sigh!

4) Were you given plenty of reminders about your appearance?
Everying single assembly or every singe fucking time I walk pass Shakir. "Tie mana?" "Baju masukkan!" "Rambut macam apa? Hantu ke?"

5) Who did you look up to when you were in secondary school?
Lijie (mad singing skills), Yong Thai ( mad singing skills as well, and always giving awesome motivational advice), Siow ( Insane piano/guitar impro skills), Pris ( Amazingly smart and hardworking in everything she does), Wingee ( Dajietou and obviously her great leadership skills)

Punishment
1) Name one memorable scene where you were punished in front of the whole class.
None is memorable, because I've done it infinite times to even remember one.

2) How many times did you skip class? What were you doing?
Again, infinite times. Mostly "music clubbing" or either "sudut-ing" Oh and act never bring pj clothes all the time, while staying at class doing crazy stuff. (Form 3 was the most awesomest ponteng PJ period ever, mostly we'll play with rain and when there is no rain we'll just create rain with our water bottles LOL)

3) Give one scene where you escaped from being caught/punished.
Amazingly from all the assemblies and shakir walking pass. I manage to escape quite a few. There's this one time after assembly where the spotcheck is going on, me and kenneth ( and maybe someonelse don rmb) ran all the way back to the gymnasium hide there for awhile wait for things to clear then ran to the empty classes at the back wait for more things to clear then sneakily went back to our classroom later only to find kalthom in our classroom waiting for us-_-

4) Did you vandalize any school property?
Nah I consider liquid papering the tables as graffiti.

5) Did you ever make any teacher cry?
Ms. Mary. For being so proud of us when we were finally champions at the choir zone competition. *Double Pats back*

Teacher
1)Who was your favourite teacher?
Puan Ling (Ling ling ling qian de sheng ying zhen hao ting!)
Zamri (Funny as hell)
Ms. Mary ( Her extraordinary patience with us, and the kindest and soft-spoken person)
Chandramorgan (Only because of his unqiue sense of fashion sense and the fucking funny thing about xiaofen harping about his ass all the time HAHAHAHAHAHA. She claims that he has a very big/tight one OMGWTF)

2) Describe your DM. (Guru Disiplin)
Shakir- Hardcore but reasonable. Oh and did anyone notice, he is about the size of aguakit
Abu Bakar- can kiss my ass.
Kalthom- Sick in a creepy way. Definitely a sadist. I guess its the result of her son smoking at her face and husband slapping her to hard

3) Who was the funniest/weirdest/loudest teacher?
Rosli abbreviate for all of the above ( the infamous " ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING ME! " and the WTFAEROBICS LOL!!)

Social Circle
1) Were you popular back then?
Self-absorbed but DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-UHHHHH-UHHHH-UUHHHHH-UHHHH!

2) Were you in a big group of boys/girls or small ones?
Please refer to the previous answer. * Roll eyes*

3) Who were your best friends?
Refer to question 1 again. You really think I have time to sort them out?

4) Did you and your friends have nicknames?
Weisern-FFG abbreviate for FEIFEIGAI.
The outofnowhere family clan- which consist of Ada ( who is my daughter) , Wingee ( who is Jeremy's daughter), Jeremy ( who is my brother), Yinling ( who is jeremy's wife) anyone else? Can't really remember.
Yinling- Barney! (this was after ssi but still a nick's a nick! ;) )
Jasmine Ng- Luo Han.
Xiaofen- Ahdai/Mrs. Long (LOL!)
Laolao-Laolao!!

5) What were your favourite memories of you and your friends?
Too many. But since everyone did not elaborate on that, Imma dig out the awws and those were the days moments.

-That time when we always gather at canteen, and head down to hutan bandar, having a great time while dipping our feets in the lake and playing with the fungus lake water wtf.

-That time when it was the last skooling days of form 2/form 3, we partied at skool like crazy with our own supply of water ( and flour as well? someone pls refresh my memory on this) while chasing each other all over the place -_-

-That time when I invented a genius way to "communicate" with Ada during geography, bm, sejarah exam hehehehe.

-That time when I received the 1st underwear for my birthday -_-

-That time when I walked into school late only to find jeffrey sitting outside the pejabat with a humongous bruise on his eye. LOL (Hanling was the culprit if you somehow left for oz and didn't know about this ;)

-That time where we always race up the stairs where a pinch of luck and scissors paper stone skills was the secret to success.

-That time where vivian, xiaofen, kenneth, kevin, ffg and I tested our guts with "truth or dare" during lab sessions. Kevin ended up frenching his girl in front of us wtf. Xiaofen ended up being "rewarded" by hugging shaun from the back which shaun ran the shit out of the classroom HAHAHAHA CLASSIC.

-That time where we always hang at the canteen whenever Halimah is teaching.

-That time where we did the "This I Promise You" dance.

-That time when we were in the 1st ever choir batch. Lijie and Yongthai were like Gods to us. And since then, Negara Milik Kita is stucked in our heads forever.

-That time when we were in toilet where suddenly Kenneth was terrorizing and shouting profanities at the toilet cleaner only to be friends with him in the next second "EH FLENG FLENG LAH! FLENG FLENG LAH!"

-All the time when we were at the gymnasium corridor during recess period/ exam period / ponteng period / 34 period / when someones having a period

Crushes/Lovers
1) Who was your first crush?
I think 3 of us had a crush on her at the same time. Looking back, its kinda hard to comprehend why also.
Cause its kinda like bromance than romance with her now. WAI YINLING U REALLY THINK ITS NOT YOU MEH? HAHAHAH

2) Are you in good terms with your last crush?
Yup.

3) Did you ever had a relationship with anyone in your high school?
Yup.

4) Have you ever made out in school?
Pls refer back to social question no.1 . *yawn*

Closing Ceremony
1) How did high school changed you?
Most of the greatest people I met are from there and I believe the people you meet there are the ones thats gonna make the biggest impact and will remember for the rest of your life.

2) Sing one verse of your school song.
majulah maju pemuda serta pumudi,
membina budaya mutu bangsa
tanamlah jiwa setia gagah perkasa
menuntut ilmu sampai tinggi
tunjukanlah budi pada dunia
kita ada peribadi


maju mari kita maju
sampai cita yang dituju
bersatu mari bersatu
dan menuntut ilmu


tanamlah jiwa setia gagah perkasa
menuntut ilmu sampai tinggi
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shit i forgot..=p

totally ripped from ada's . Busy drawing at each others diary most of the time lol.


3) What was your favourite question?
(Late at skool) Eh teacher say what?

(In class) Ehhhhh help me buy keropok leh!
(Continued) Kenneth: Ehhhh why you got one extra packet of keropok gimme lei!
Me: Cannot ah! That one is my sister ask me to buy one lah! Don't touch ah!
(Few moments later...)
Weisern: I thought u say u buy for ur sister wan?


4) Who/what will you remember from your high school?
3 ARIF and 5 GEMILANG.


5) Any memories you will not forget.
That time when once we were all in SSI.

1st and many many to come.

He's totally shouting his favourite syllable : Jiu Jiu

Happy One Year Old Yan Feng!!
(We call him by his chinese name most of the time actually, what a coolio heroic baby name ain't it?)

Look at the date

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

There. I've totally countered friday the 13th.

As every superstitious shitheads dread this particular day, me on the hand is at the exact opposite end. Simply cause it spells, friday.

Finally after waking up at 7 every morning (830am-6pm is my current skool hours btw, if you're wondering), Imma sleep the crap out off this weekend. Sleep deprived Sleep deprived Sleep deprived.

Celebrating lil jeremiah's one year old tomorrow, actual birthday is on monday though. Bumped his head yesterday on the floor and now he has a cute lil bum on his forehead. He does this hardcore stunt average twice a day haha. He is gonna be one hell of a hyperactive kid.

Kids nowadays with imaginative friends and brains.

Break time at skewl. Blog hopped and encountered this shit.

UPSR 2007 Karangan Terbaik

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

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Ed terperanjat selepas membaca karangan lalu mati.

OMGHAHAHAHAOMG All pumped up again, back to work!

SHAGGED MAXIMUM

shagged as in effin' tired. Not the word fuck. But the same level of tiredness I guess or just a shagmillion times more.

It was raining profusely the whole afternoon today. Came back, walked towards my sis's bedroom, and there he was. Lil jeremiah was sitting on the bed looking rather cheerful while my sis was clothing him. He threw me a big smile and kept looking at me, as he somehow notices my absence for the day.

That moment, I realize the existence of the extraordinary long day was worth every hour.

Appreciative I felt, for everything. The hot bath, having someone to hear my incessant complaines of the ridiculous soccer robot project I was assigned to, dinner, home.

Nine and a half hours at skool for the next 12 weeks.

New found perspectives, lasting for a lifetime.

White lies

Haven done a review for some time. And yeah, that's how inspired I am to break the review hibernation.

Immediately after listening the whole album, I told myself I have to go tell the world the wonders of White Lies. And I really don't give a donkey fuck if it leads them to becoming a part of mainstream shit. What the fuck is wrong if everyone's listening to the same music as you? As long as it is great music, it is meant to be heard, by everyone.

And I have a feeling that they're gonna be huge.

Just listen to their album. From the vocals to the music arrangement, it is just sex to the ears. They are kinda a darker fusion version of The Killers and Franz Ferdinand. IMO, a more 'blow your mind-hole' version as well. Their sound is just phenomenal.

Favorites from the album. The whole album. Yes, that's how good it is.

If I really had to choose,

E.S.T
Price of love
Death.

These would be the majority favoured ones I guess.

On another review note, Slumdog Millionaire. I can watch that movie a million times.