Am i really edwin?

It's been quite some time that I've written a real entry.You really think I'm writing one now?? Or I'm just writing for the sake of writing.......... hahahahaha ok inside joke wtf.

I'm so proud of myself today. It's been a loooooong time since I've been the tiniest shit bit of productive. Actually come to think of it, its not that productive at all lah but again in ed's productive metre its overflowing with screaming and laughing productive elfs bursting out of the productive metre for air.. ok you get my point.

So, today after school guess who went to the gym!!! (omg, ada also blog about going to the gym lei, later ppl say i copy her how, wait i told jasmine about it last week! go! go ask her! golah! who's ur daddy now! ehhh! i'm literally ada's daddy -_-) Ok yes! as I've said I went to teh gym just now. Don't know why I feel all pumped up and ready to take on any dumbells in the world!! So, I went to the changing room and locked myself in a cubicle to change cause I don't have any hardcore muscles to show off yet T__T. OMG AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND THERE!! ..................
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A FREE MP3 PLAYER!! YA IT'S FREE RIGHT! NO ONE WAS IN THE CUBICLE WITH ME WTF AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOOKING RIGHT INTO ITS GLOWING SILICON BODY. So I have every right to covet and keep the gadget all thanks to my muscless body yahoooooooooo!!!

OMG I KNOW RIGHT WHY SO LUCKY WAN OMG HENCE THE TITLE AND I WAS ALL "THIS IS SOOOOOO GOING IN MY BLOG HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

!!!!!!!BUT!!!!!!!

YES!! THE FUCKING BUT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN!! I heard someone talking outside and there were frantic footsteps.

Stupid mp3 dude: " Eh, adui, mana mp3 saya??"
Stupid mp3 dude's friend: " Kan tadi kau letak dalam toilet semasa tukar baju"
Stupid mp3 dude: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... yake?"

WALAO!!! DAMN POTONG STEAM!!!!!!!

I swear the mp3 suddenly look alot smaller also can!!!! T__________________T

And the rest was history....obviously u knew what the honest, kind, considerate kid would do.........*draws circle on floor

After the fake miracle which obviously demoralized my gym spirit abit, I half-heartedly went for my work out. Eccentric enough, when I entered the gym I was all pumped up again! There was this girl version of hulk doing weightlifting and she was like " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ughhhhhhhhhhh! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and I guess that was what turned me on wtf. For my workout, I did 10 minutes on the treadmill, 3 sets on biceps, 6 sets on chest! (Laugh lah laugh at "au jing qu" somemore! see who will have the last laugh hahahahaha) Fucking productive right! *sapu dust on shoulders

Oh! And I did 50 crunches on my bed just now! SELF- HIGH 5 EDWIN!!! If you must know,why I did crunches at home instead in the gym where there are abdominal training machines, its because... I stared at the machine's instruction for 30 seconds and left hahahahahaha. Dunno how to use at all can so paiseh... Might as well do it the original way! At home! Where no one's watching! Where I split the 50 crunches into like 5 times hahahaha phail!

I wanted to talk about college education to complete the wtfness of the title but this post looks ridiculously long so Imma talk bout it in the next post. Adios mofos!

*update: REPLYING ALL TAGS HERE. CAUSE THE LAST POST KICKED SERIOUS ASS. SSI TILL I DIE!

Weisern: HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG U STILL RMB ABOUT THE KEROPOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no!!!! I usually will finish it on aguapek's bus on the way back home and cause it's only half packet left no one will even dare to ask for a share at all ahahahahah.

dada: omg keranamu hahahahahahha we will use our diaries to hit his fatass just before the chorus " DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!!!! KERANAMU!.." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA why are we so funny!!!! And our communication was pure genius! rmb one time teacher actually saw us doing it and how he didnt say anything about it after the exam. i think we just impressed the shit outta him hahahahaha

yinling: walao i wanna dig hole and stuck my inside liao! I always thought u knew omg didn't u told her ada????? so paiseh can die -_-

jasmine yo! : Is chandra really crazy alrd? omg I thought it was just a rumour. hahahahah and he was funny cause of the thing xiaofen said about him lah hahahaha and I didnt know laolao still existed as well -_-

wingee: lolololo i totally forgot about that phrase rosli said. I think he converted it from pck lah -_- and walao you ask everyone here whether you were the big sister head anot! like those jail one somemore rip ppl's hair if they dont listen to you T___T