Next year, baby

Next Year, Things are gonna change,Gonna drink less beer.
And start all over again

Gonna pull up my socks,Gonna clean my shower.Not gonna live by the clock
But get up at a decent hour

Well, thoughts of listing out a loooooong lameass list of resolutions plainly because time bloody hell flies like a flash bird where its the end of the year again and of the bigslowassbummer internet connection ( yes, streamyx! the internet traffic sure bloody hell flows like a "stream". at least they don't brag and name it SEAMYX I guess?) and and most importantly,to cover the previous birthday person's potrait hahahaha. Let's hope the list goes a loooong loooooong way then.

Gonna read more books, Gonna keep up with the news, Gonna learn how to cook
And spend less money on shoes

Pay my bills on time, File my mail away, everyday
Only drink the finest wine
And call my Gran every Sunday

number 1- To remind myself.
Never ending possiblities of life. Dreams, hope and aspirations is always just a thought away.

two- Gain weight.
Not necessarily to the "fatass" stage. " Great satisfactory meals and tummy rubbing good" stage would be just fine ;)

three- Muscles to intimidate you. (Only after two is a success, and dumbells are of featherweight!)
Now who says ed's always gonna be forever stereotyped as the skinny dude. This is gonna be a bloody breakthrough! Who's your daddy now!!!!

Resolutions. Well Baby they come and go. Will I do any of these things?
The answers probably no

four-TO EAT ALL THE TURKEYS ( ROASTED OR ALIVE) IN THE WHOLE WIDE FESTIVE WORLD DURING XMAS. OH AND GAZILLION TIMES THE AMOUNT OF FANTABULOUS TURKEY STUFFING. I'm sooooooooo gonna pawn reso number 2.

five-MORE TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

six- TRAVEL TRAVEL TRAVEL!
This is gonna be one of those forever plastered on resolutions. Hopefully, next year i'm gonna get onto it. Traveling with great friends, to exploreeeee and look at the enchantment of the worldddddddddddddd. Next year, baby! Taiwan? ;)

seven- GRADUATE FROM POLY BY NEXT YEAR.
Shit....this shouldnt even be a resolution -.-

eight- SCREW SOME RANDOM HOT CHICK THAT POPS OUT FROM A HUGEEEE PRESENT BOX ON MY BIG 21ST BDAY BASH THAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA THROW!!!
Wo ke bu xiang dang lao chu nan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lastly, TO PAWN ALL THE ABOVE RESOLUTIONS OF COURSE. DUH!

I have a great feeling, next year is gonna be smokin' baby.


-Lyrics: Next year, baby
Jamie Cullum