The Horrors

I officially have a music fetish for synthesizer sounds. They are orgasm for my ears. This track particularly blew my mind, vocals fitting into the electronica like a glove.

Actually I just wanted to blog to tell you i went jogging again wtf.

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I'm starting to feel eccentric-ly aloof from the world. The seemingly approachable facade i forced on. Or rather the cruel world threw it upon me. I was lost for words, something was wrong, speech should be the equivalent of breathing, but there I was grasping for words.
Maybe it was those meals I had alone, maybe it was those times I decided to not care, I sub-consciously let my mind believe that I don't give a flying fuck about the people around me, and eventually shutting down from the world cognitively. Should I celebrate this moment and drift further away? As they always say, geniuses are some kind of a maverick. Or should I wake up from this wilderness and return to the world I thought I've known.

Just joking (jogging wtf)

Do you have this feeling whenever prior of doing something you'll be all pumped up while anticipating the idea of it ecstatic-ly but when you're in the middle of it you feel like you're constantly out of breath that you wanna throw in the towel so so so bad.

Eh don't dig so deep lah, I was just talking about jogging wtf.

I was all hyper about the idea of it (slimmer face wtf) this morning and promptly get myself ready or else procrastination kicks in like a bitch and I will end up in my bed dreaming of myself jogging 42.3km WTF. So, I hit right away to the jogging route like a man and came back an old worn out veteran with a blister toe!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHH1234SELF-HIGH5!!

Nolah actually I went out to jog at 11.00am and reached home all jaded and perspiring profusely at..... surprise surprise!! 11.15am FAIL T____T The blister was caused by the insanely tight shoes and I didn't wear socks wtf double fail. Yalah so can't blame me for the failure blame the shoes! *whistling and looking elsewhere

Just realized something. Why are my recent posts all about jogging wtf. I think I can compile all of it and write a book already man. Here's how the cover would look like.

"MEMOIRS OF A JOGGING WARRIOR WITH A BLISTER TOE"
#1 New york Times Bestseller.

(insert picture of heroic ed jogging with olympic torch)

he only jogged 15 minutes though wtf.

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Guess what did i have for lunch?

ASAM LAKSA! AND ITS HOMEMADE!

It was damn damn damn good ok! Literally can hold a candle to that asam laksa stall nearby my jb house ( which is quite good imo and they are penang locals! ) eh but still can't compare with the land of the asam laksa origin lah. We don't have the dusty yellow legendary asam laksa recipe written on a toilet paper as our heirloom ok wtf.

Ok let me explain why it's so damn damn damn good. DAYUM!

HELLO??!?! DID I MENTION IT WAS HOMEMADE?? Homemade rocks asam laksa's potential to the very max aye. Don't ever underestimate a homemade of whatever. In fact, homemade is the best invention ever, period wtf kuazhang. Alright the reason why homemade is so awesome because you can add infinite amount of shizzles to your dish. In this case, infinite spammage of shredded onions and cucumber. Damn kao satisfying homg. And the most significant ingredient asam laksa cant do without! HA GAO!!! (PRAWN PASTE) ASIASJDOAJEKASDAKSDODSEEWOHHHHHHHH1234HIGHFIVE! Half the bowl of my soup was filled with hagao fuck this shit i can still feel the fragrant of it in my mouth mmmmmmm. It was rapture, rupturing in my mouth with every spoonful of the oh so rich hagao soup. The onions and cucumber shredded to perfection.. and the beehoon~ bouncing in my mouth playfully like little kids jumping on the trampoline WTF

OMG MY SIS'S MOM-IN LAW ( CAN I JUST CALL HER MOM WTF) CAME IN MY ROOM AND DECLARED SHE RETURNED WITH MORE BEEHOON!

WTF WHAT AM I STILL DOING HERE? BYE!

Random vintage apparel > Bread

**UPDATE!!
1.STUNNED PENNILESS PIC ADDED
2. I RAN 9 ROUNDS (3.6KM) AND JASMIN RAN 7 ROUNDS (2.8KM)!!! (Everyone in stadium kneeling down in respect while reaching out for a high 5 when we sprint pass them wtf )

tilt head in awkward postion. check!
piggy bank (cropped). check!
stunned penniless look ( partly caused by pig's trottle tickle). check!
looking sizzling hot despite all previous actions. CHECK CHECK CHECK!

Saving money = epic phail!!
(I COULDN'T FIND A BLOODY PIGGY BANK ANYWHERE! So just randomly crop one from google image the buntut got reflection somemore wtf)

I shall not disclose the amount spent as I have a bad gut feeling that...my family's reading my blog behind closed blog curtains( HELLO DAD! The picture was just a joke lah ha.ha.ha I'm spending very wisely and eating bread for breakfast/no lunch so can save more $__$/dinner/supper(compensate for lunch wtf) and I don't have a piggy bank cause i save all my money in a actual bank wtf)(oh cook yong tau foo for dinner this weekend !yay! zomg i just saved 10 cents without smsing you aren't you proud of your son wtf)

Ok stop interrupting me. NOLA NOLA NOT TALKING TO YOU DAD ^_______^

As the title says, I should just drop dead now. Alrightey, this was what happened. I walked into the store, tried 1298371928378 fred perry polos but considered for 1239871293728 hours cause the price is obviously exorbitant (actually rather reasonable, as some of them were rare second-hand vintage pieces! all hail ed teh lobang king!), after a few moments later, I walked out the store with the piece more expensive than any one of those I've tried earlier on =_______=

WTF EDWIN WTF???!!?!?! WAUN!!! WAUN!!!! (WAT ARE U NUTS!)

Wait. I have a good valid reason for this.Ok rewind. After the part where I was trying and considering them polos, I was scanning the store for the last time. As I was losing all possible god forsaken hope and braced myself to leave the store once and for all.....AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN!THERE IT WAS!! THE SHINING BEACON OF HOPE!! GOD DID NOT FORSAKE ME T________T I SWEAR I SAW GOD SHONE A BEAM OF GLORIOUS LIGHT DIRECTLY AT THAT CLEAN! VINTAGE! MINIMAL! POLO TEE! ( avoids naming of polo tee brand, or it will be doom looming with dad and his ding diao wtf)

And the rest like what they say, was history....

Ed will be spending the rest of his meals with bread indeedy...

p.s hint for ambiguous polo tee brand: YouStupidLala/YourSterileLanjiao/YikesSiaodingdongLolness wtf

p.p.s (dad see here wtf) : Working my ass out later! Running 6 rounds of the stadium!! (2.4km only lah wtf) in a hopeful time of under 13 minutes. Sigh damn kao hard lah. I've been training on treadmills for the past few weeks but I was still 3 minutes over the time to pass napfa.Not gonna get into that, as there were complications with jasmine the time keeper (rolls uncountable) NVM DAD! YOUR SON CAN DO IT! AND SO CAN YOU! BY RAISING HIS ALLOWANCE WTF.

Is Sked

I was skeptical at 1st but FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTT.

This mind stalker genie is fucking creepy!! I cut him some slack at 1st by thinking about a famous celebrity. BUT THIS MIND STALKER STALKS UR BRAIN TO THE DEEPEST CORE AND EVEN DECIPHERS THE IDENDITY OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. EEYER SO SCARY LIKE THE SMALL GIRL IN HARPER'S ISLAND T______________T (she tortures snails with her magnifying glass btw wtf)

Are you sure you wanna shit in your panties by clicking this?

Oh and tell me which character did you play jedi mind tricks with teh creepy genie.

Flip Flop heist.

*Behold! An update for ze thieve.

The culprit of the havaianas heist shall be damned. What in hell's audacity thee possess!! Scheming a theft on thymajesty's prized possession — the minimal of all minimal, the comfy cushioned sole that is in one harmony with thy majesty's feet, all the royal quality that merge into the clean! white! minimal! havaianas sandals! * stroking beard simultaneously

Behold! You shall be damned! Mark my words! YOU SHALL BE DAMNED! (king with limited vocabulary wtf)

My henchmen will tracketh you, findeth you and slaughtereth you!! all at just a ring of my heist ding-dong bell!

So behold!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!..........!.....~!.....~~...... (echoes fades off slowly....)

BEHOLD!!
Presented above is the prototype of thy majesty's newly favored shiznit. Crafted by Sir Gucci.
If any of you fast-thinking slaves know what I mean...and present thymajesty with what he adores.
THOU SHALL BE REWARDED HEFTYLY
AND BEHOLD!!! THOU SHALL BE LIBERAL FROM SLAVERY!!!!!!

Now, how many behold(s) did thymajesty useth wtf.

**Memorandum to ze theive: the strap on ze havaianas was at the verge of splitting YOU FOOL! I've prayed to ze sandal-Gods and I warn thee! For ye shall be consumed by the wrath and fires together with ze burning and laughing sandal-wearning leprechauns in the land below purgatory! I warn thee!!

The Class

The movie is vastly realistic to an extend that it's documentary-esque. The interaction slash reaction, jumping off the screen into life. Makes me wonder, the education system is actually flawed in a way. A very miserable one in fact. Teachers are supposed to impart, not to judge. Evaluate, is the right word here. Being superior in age and knowledge doesn't exempt you from anything. Respect, works two ways.

"You called us "skanks" and to us skanks means prostitutes, so why is it wrong that we call you teachers "fuckers" ? "

exerpt from the movie. Teacher replied, saying it is diferent. That student can't say things teacher can. He walked away, contradicting himself. His teachings, the values imparted. Should we adhere by rules, so flawed that even a child understands? The simple gesture of taking and returning his sibling's toy, of giving and receving, of hitting and retaliating ( i did when i was a kid, my dad hit me and i hid his rotan wtf). Everything that is the simple rule of respect, that goes in a two way street.

The movie ended in a beautiful unresolved manner and set me in a trance of contemplation.

The.... (end...)*echoing in the background*

(beautiful unresolved ending wtf)

I is translator

I was reading a spanish blog and needed a translator. So I thought to myself, as epic of a search engine google is, why not its translator? Thus, began teh experimentation.



clapclap impressive. it even deciphers abbreviations. Thus began the 3 letter experimentation.



No surprise there.



Ok wait. What the hell is that? Isn't it suppose it be "Mi Tian Gung" instead of " Xi Gung" HELLOOO?? (Kuku haywire syndrome started to emerge.)



HAHAHAHAHAH TAEKWANDO WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ignore the previous post. Believe me it's not even suicidal. Although the way I depicted may seem liked it, but trust me. Just sick of all the stereotypical shizzles in life people strive their whole lives for and for what? Life is too short.

1st Uniqlo at southeast asia. Damn psyched. The queue was insane though. 1st queue-was people getting in the store like kuku right go in the store also need to queue up copy LV wtf. 2nd queue- changing room (each took like 12831203 outfits, shoved them in a basket and waited in line faithfully, imagine that!) and I swear there was this super hot chick who lost her patience and strip abruptly in the middle of the queue and started trying on her clothes!!! Which she stood like 2 motherfucking shitblockingheads away from me in the queue which I wasn't in the first place to begin with. YEAH I MADE THAT UP HAHAHAHAHAHA. The ridiculous queue was true though. 3rd queue- to the cashier. They had like 8 cashiers wtf. And yet the line was still having a large 'erection' every single second WTF.

But it was all worth it, limbeh got a denim for only 49.90!! ACTUAL PRICE 69.90 OPENING SALE SO DEDUCT 20.00 YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (EVERYONE QUEUING OUTSIDE UNIQLO PATTING MY BACK WHILE SOME REACHING OUT FOR A HIGH 5 WTF)

I'm on serious monetary drought btw. T_T

Who wants to get edwin some belated birthday prezzies? ;;)

Free Fallin'

Throw everything away and let everything unravel itself. At the back of our heads, all the time. Unfortunately, it only stays there.

Gravity, bringing us back to reality.

For me, I would free fall throughout the journey. But gravity. Sometimes I wonder if it's for the best. Clearing your heads and carve a definite pathway for yourself. Education, get a job, shag your girlfriend, get married, kids, throw kids away if too annoying wtf, grow old, death. Exactly, eventually we all succumb to the ending of all beginnings. Death.

So what's the point?

And another joins the club

Happy 21st bitrhday tebu/barney/cat/pigcat/insert nick here ( epiphany! yl weirdly wins hands down for the most nicknames wtf ) Hope you enjoyed the celebration eh! Cause there are still debts to be settled nyehehehe i love pushing this new found guilt button * bwahahaha cross-shoulders

p.s aight for you guys who doesn't read sweat or fourfeet you must be all inquisitive gila about the sudden emergence of wtf(s) in my posts/msn/sms/wtf <-- rhymes with msn and sms wtf.Right so as i've mention, im addicted to this blog like W.T.F and wtf it is. The end. Hahahaha ok shut up. That previous statement is just to demostrate the different expressions in wtf and how fucking useful it is. Really. Don't you think adding wtf after a joke sentence makes it infinite times more ludicrous. It's like adding 'hahahaha' but only 'hahahaha' looks fuckstupid at times, because it looks like you're laughing at your own joke like a retard. ESPECIALLY IF U EVEN CHOOSE TO ADD '!' AT THE BACK OF EVERY 'HAHAHAHAHA' SIGH SO PATHETIC *ROLL EYES* HAHAHAHAHA!! SHIT I JUST DID IT -__- Lazy to think of examples lah, you go experiment with it yourselves or...SEENEXTPOST BE BACK OR BE SQUARE WTF.

p.p.s just realised the p.s is longer than the birthday shouout wtf WTF.

say whaaaaaaaaaaat

A TALKING MP3

no fuck you, this is not the title of a horror flick. Fellas, its for real. You know all those coolio machines/robots from 'back to the future' where a soothing female voice attends to your needs. Yes I really thing shit like that is slapping right at our faces before we even know it. Seriously, a talking mp3. If that's not enough, it speaks in 13 languagues wtf. Oh and was this launched for quite some time already, sorry if i turnout to be a jakun and find out only yesterday while randomly browing apple's webbie. What did i say, literally shitting at our faces before we even know it. Creepy. What's next? A mp3 robot? Slapping the crap out of you if Britney Spears is looping in your ipod wtf.

p.s Click on the ipod image. IT'S ALIVE!! <--edit: delayed april fools joke ha.ha.ha

p.p.s whoa so many tags. But imma reply every single one of em. sigh what to do getting more and more popular but more and more humble hahaha wtf!!

ffg: long lei! but straightaway hiatus for a week -_- kev is back at jbland lah dumbass if not he'll be beside me doing the situp race with me wtf

dada: i knw i knw i also very impressed with myself *looks at sky and btw yl is still acting stupid she say she have no idea what ure talking about *batuapi* ok deal! the biggest losser (weight) is the winner! winner gets to slap the loser bwahahaha

jas: go away lah u pangseh queen T_T btw....COMING????

ffg: WTF-_- OK U GO STARE AT MICHELE TAY'S PIC NOW THEN AFTER A MINUTE OR SO STARE AT TAN HUILING'S. THERE YOU GO!

dada: i knw right. why our fleng like that...

jasmineyo: sigh..speechless hor lol.

jasmine: go away T_T

dada: sad lah but i wont if i receive another present hehehe.

ahmi: thnks bro!!! yalah damn kao long lah our brotherhood we should start a convention or something wtf. anyways thnks for coming all the way down from kl again. really really appreciate it man. nah! give u kiss! wtf

jasmine: u forgot ur yo leh. jasmine ng say u wanna saboh her hahahah wtf. thnks!!!

von: wooi! long time no see ( as in my blog/church/randomly on the street wtf) hahaha yalah damn kao honest right. haih can be saint already. before i do that i should goto church more often though.....hahahahahaha

dada: replying for the sake of replying! >:(