Just joking (jogging wtf)

Do you have this feeling whenever prior of doing something you'll be all pumped up while anticipating the idea of it ecstatic-ly but when you're in the middle of it you feel like you're constantly out of breath that you wanna throw in the towel so so so bad.

Eh don't dig so deep lah, I was just talking about jogging wtf.

I was all hyper about the idea of it (slimmer face wtf) this morning and promptly get myself ready or else procrastination kicks in like a bitch and I will end up in my bed dreaming of myself jogging 42.3km WTF. So, I hit right away to the jogging route like a man and came back an old worn out veteran with a blister toe!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHH1234SELF-HIGH5!!

Nolah actually I went out to jog at 11.00am and reached home all jaded and perspiring profusely at..... surprise surprise!! 11.15am FAIL T____T The blister was caused by the insanely tight shoes and I didn't wear socks wtf double fail. Yalah so can't blame me for the failure blame the shoes! *whistling and looking elsewhere

Just realized something. Why are my recent posts all about jogging wtf. I think I can compile all of it and write a book already man. Here's how the cover would look like.

"MEMOIRS OF A JOGGING WARRIOR WITH A BLISTER TOE"
#1 New york Times Bestseller.

(insert picture of heroic ed jogging with olympic torch)

he only jogged 15 minutes though wtf.

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Guess what did i have for lunch?

ASAM LAKSA! AND ITS HOMEMADE!

It was damn damn damn good ok! Literally can hold a candle to that asam laksa stall nearby my jb house ( which is quite good imo and they are penang locals! ) eh but still can't compare with the land of the asam laksa origin lah. We don't have the dusty yellow legendary asam laksa recipe written on a toilet paper as our heirloom ok wtf.

Ok let me explain why it's so damn damn damn good. DAYUM!

HELLO??!?! DID I MENTION IT WAS HOMEMADE?? Homemade rocks asam laksa's potential to the very max aye. Don't ever underestimate a homemade of whatever. In fact, homemade is the best invention ever, period wtf kuazhang. Alright the reason why homemade is so awesome because you can add infinite amount of shizzles to your dish. In this case, infinite spammage of shredded onions and cucumber. Damn kao satisfying homg. And the most significant ingredient asam laksa cant do without! HA GAO!!! (PRAWN PASTE) ASIASJDOAJEKASDAKSDODSEEWOHHHHHHHH1234HIGHFIVE! Half the bowl of my soup was filled with hagao fuck this shit i can still feel the fragrant of it in my mouth mmmmmmm. It was rapture, rupturing in my mouth with every spoonful of the oh so rich hagao soup. The onions and cucumber shredded to perfection.. and the beehoon~ bouncing in my mouth playfully like little kids jumping on the trampoline WTF

OMG MY SIS'S MOM-IN LAW ( CAN I JUST CALL HER MOM WTF) CAME IN MY ROOM AND DECLARED SHE RETURNED WITH MORE BEEHOON!

WTF WHAT AM I STILL DOING HERE? BYE!