Flip Flop heist.

*Behold! An update for ze thieve.

The culprit of the havaianas heist shall be damned. What in hell's audacity thee possess!! Scheming a theft on thymajesty's prized possession — the minimal of all minimal, the comfy cushioned sole that is in one harmony with thy majesty's feet, all the royal quality that merge into the clean! white! minimal! havaianas sandals! * stroking beard simultaneously

Behold! You shall be damned! Mark my words! YOU SHALL BE DAMNED! (king with limited vocabulary wtf)

My henchmen will tracketh you, findeth you and slaughtereth you!! all at just a ring of my heist ding-dong bell!

So behold!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!..........!.....~!.....~~...... (echoes fades off slowly....)

BEHOLD!!
Presented above is the prototype of thy majesty's newly favored shiznit. Crafted by Sir Gucci.
If any of you fast-thinking slaves know what I mean...and present thymajesty with what he adores.
THOU SHALL BE REWARDED HEFTYLY
AND BEHOLD!!! THOU SHALL BE LIBERAL FROM SLAVERY!!!!!!

Now, how many behold(s) did thymajesty useth wtf.

**Memorandum to ze theive: the strap on ze havaianas was at the verge of splitting YOU FOOL! I've prayed to ze sandal-Gods and I warn thee! For ye shall be consumed by the wrath and fires together with ze burning and laughing sandal-wearning leprechauns in the land below purgatory! I warn thee!!