Choose life dot dot dot

If life is stereotyped into words

The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead to the day you die.

Life slaves, we are. But totally liberal at the same time.

Have a great year ahead life addictive junkies!

A little piece of advice. Be creative.

Change

You know there's always this scene in movies, where the dude is withdrawing bucks from the ATM when the fucking screen shows

"Insufficient fund"

He then slaps his forehead and kicks the damn machine. Woah, sibei action.

Yeah, I'm literally that dude now, minus the kickass action movie, and only it's the real world I'm living in.

It's uber-duber frustrating when you're broke like fuck at this time of the year. Freakin festive seasons and birthdays all slapping my face all at once. And when your social-circle are in the faraway land from insufficient predicament, it only gets worst.

You don't know what to feel; inferior or indifferent. Inferior is when money suddenly turns into a big factor for almost every single fucking thing while indifferent mostly just to put up a strong front. But it's xmas for christ's sake, everyone should be splurging without any jolly hell worries dammit!! Despite all the monetary shit, weird enough this year I really feel christmas.

I believe everything happens for a reason. Maybe this year, it is gonna be a "brokey" Christmas but you'll never know cause... SANTA CLAUSE IS COMINGGGG TO TOWNNNNNN L(~_~)L.
He bloody better be throwing gold bars into my house.

Everything needs change, change leads to freshness, and when you experience fresh, then there lies the shining beacon of hope.

True wealth is not of the pocket, but in your heart.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

ITS 10 PM I THINK IM NOT TIRED BUT IMMA SLEEP

You know, there's always those hypocritical hippopotamus fatasses running around in your life pointing at others' faults while they DOZE OFF INCONSIDERATELY AND PRETEND TO SLEEP ON IN THEIR OWN DELUDED WORLD?

TMD STILL LAUGH!

NAPPYBDAY BASTARD!

SORRY I WANNA WRITE ABOUT OTHER RANDOM STUFF STILL TO DELIBERATELY CUT AWAY THE FULL SHOUTOUT POST. HAHAHAHA. WATCHED TWILIGHT YESTERDAY NIGHT AND I THINK BLOOD SUCKING AND CUM DIAMOND LIKE PALE COLD WHITE SKIN IS SO FASCINATING THAT IMMA READ THE BOOK FOR DEEPER DESCRIPTIVE DIRTY FANTASIES ABOUT VAMPIRES . IMAGINE YOURSELF FUCKING AN ICE OR SOME ICEY MARBLE FLOOR. THE BDAY SHOUTOUT IS TOTALLY FORGETTABLE NOW AIN'T IT! BYE!

Next year, baby

Next Year, Things are gonna change,Gonna drink less beer.
And start all over again

Gonna pull up my socks,Gonna clean my shower.Not gonna live by the clock
But get up at a decent hour

Well, thoughts of listing out a loooooong lameass list of resolutions plainly because time bloody hell flies like a flash bird where its the end of the year again and of the bigslowassbummer internet connection ( yes, streamyx! the internet traffic sure bloody hell flows like a "stream". at least they don't brag and name it SEAMYX I guess?) and and most importantly,to cover the previous birthday person's potrait hahahaha. Let's hope the list goes a loooong loooooong way then.

Gonna read more books, Gonna keep up with the news, Gonna learn how to cook
And spend less money on shoes

Pay my bills on time, File my mail away, everyday
Only drink the finest wine
And call my Gran every Sunday

number 1- To remind myself.
Never ending possiblities of life. Dreams, hope and aspirations is always just a thought away.

two- Gain weight.
Not necessarily to the "fatass" stage. " Great satisfactory meals and tummy rubbing good" stage would be just fine ;)

three- Muscles to intimidate you. (Only after two is a success, and dumbells are of featherweight!)
Now who says ed's always gonna be forever stereotyped as the skinny dude. This is gonna be a bloody breakthrough! Who's your daddy now!!!!

Resolutions. Well Baby they come and go. Will I do any of these things?
The answers probably no

four-TO EAT ALL THE TURKEYS ( ROASTED OR ALIVE) IN THE WHOLE WIDE FESTIVE WORLD DURING XMAS. OH AND GAZILLION TIMES THE AMOUNT OF FANTABULOUS TURKEY STUFFING. I'm sooooooooo gonna pawn reso number 2.

five-MORE TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

six- TRAVEL TRAVEL TRAVEL!
This is gonna be one of those forever plastered on resolutions. Hopefully, next year i'm gonna get onto it. Traveling with great friends, to exploreeeee and look at the enchantment of the worldddddddddddddd. Next year, baby! Taiwan? ;)

seven- GRADUATE FROM POLY BY NEXT YEAR.
Shit....this shouldnt even be a resolution -.-

eight- SCREW SOME RANDOM HOT CHICK THAT POPS OUT FROM A HUGEEEE PRESENT BOX ON MY BIG 21ST BDAY BASH THAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA THROW!!!
Wo ke bu xiang dang lao chu nan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lastly, TO PAWN ALL THE ABOVE RESOLUTIONS OF COURSE. DUH!

I have a great feeling, next year is gonna be smokin' baby.


-Lyrics: Next year, baby
Jamie Cullum

Happy BIGGIE DAY!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaappy 19th! May the Good Lord bless you ( with tonnes of mahjong luck! ) and may you eventually and gratefully spread the abundant luck to the one who initially ask the Lord to grant you the hell buncha luck! ;;)

I wont say "Have a blast" because we are not celebrating for you till next week? Right. So, NO BLAST YET. HAHAHAHAHA

K.i.e wouldn't be the same without you. Cause there wouldn't even be a k.i.e in the 1st place! yikes!

savesavesave

Just realised that the most superficial phrase of all time actually turns out to be the sickest truth of all.

" Money buys happiness"

Now, when I say this I meant it in the most adverse way of every wrong definition that sentence depicts. It's actually rather straightfoward. Whenever, there's shit involve with money there's always emotions involved. If you don't feel that way you're just a BIG FAT bloody liar. But why happiness?

Right. You bought a tv for a thousand bucks, your friend bought the same model for 2000. How do you feel? You gamble and you won. How do you feel? You saw a shoe selling for 50 huge dollars, you want it but find it too expensive and walk away. few days later it's on 50% sale, of course you bought it. HOW DO YOU FUCKING FEEL? Exactly, these might be short-lived emotions but for all the above examples, result is you always have a sense of satisfaction. AND WHEN YOU ARE SATISFY YOU FEEL.......?????

It's not about being rich or poor. Branded or 3 for 10. It's just all about the sneaky state of mind that money creates.

Money manipulates everyone. Especially the kiamsters, because saving money is our greatest pleasure HAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's been a hell of a long era since I stopped listening to chinese pop. Jay chou was the last artist that I actually finish listening the whole freaking album. Yeah, the 8 du kong jian and fantasy days lol.

This dude, Asia's Jason Mraz. At least, in the cina pop continent lah.

Dayyyyyyyyum!

Roger Federer and James Blake in Malaysia. Holy sweet mother luckybanana I thought to myself.

"The Showdown of Champions, Kuala Lumpur 2008

The entertainment starts at 7pm at Putra Stadium, Bukit Jalil, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 18 Nov 2008"

WHOA WE THE VERY SMART TOURISM OF MALAYSIA IS ORGANISING "THE SHOWDOWN OF CHAMPIONS" FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME AND IT IS GONNA BE A KICK ASS WEEKDAY EVENT BECAUSE EVERYONE WORKS/ GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKENDS! WHAT AN ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY GREAT IDEA !

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Continued

To be damn honest, the previous thingie that I was suppose to ramble is nothing but a vague piece of shit on my mind right now. But you're lucky cause somehow I feel obligatory to complete that post. So here goes..

Well, there's thing huge magic phrase being used so often that I don't even know what it really means anymore.

"Just be yourself"

Woah okay awesome be myself, people tell themselves that and the next thing you know we contradict ourselves. Just what exactly defines YOU. How do you act to be YOURSELF. I dont know if this makes any sense to you but the moment you tell yourself to be yourself, you are already in the state of role playing.

Alright, I'll put it in a more lay man kinda way.

One day, you suddenly feel there's too many losers or douchebags that the world needs so you order your mind to tell yourself this, " be myself " BANG! And the magic happens!! Really? Not so fast. Here comes my point. Unconciously, you would ask yourselves " HOW DO I BE MYSELF?" Then, descriptive words like natural, hardcore, so cool can die, blahblah blah fills your head (blahblahblah is not a description) You choose one or a combo of those descriptions and you convince yourselves that " WOAHW! I'm being myself lei! you losers can go eat shit and die! " DOUBLE BANG! REALLY? But the pathetic truth is, you are just defining yourself by a certain " role " you tell yourselves to be. GUA GUA GUAAAA..WHO'S THE ONE EATING SHIT NOW!

For instance, lets say I chose to be natural from the variety of descriptive choices. THERE! I am already in role playing mode! I convince myself that I should be natural just because I told myself to be me and it's called "natural, spontaneous me" *ROLL EYES* HAHAHA it sounds bloody ridiculous but I think you get my point. No? just send your fanmail to kinsterinc@gmail dot com!!

Back to the million dollar question. So, how exactly do we define ourselves then. This is the part where the 99cents oprah inspired book comes in. Which is also why I started musing in the 1st unlikely place. I'll just leave you with the ultimate extract from the book. Deeeeep deeeeeeep space for self-imagination contemplation.

"How can I be myself?"

But how doesn't apply here because you are yourself already. Just stop adding unnescessary bagge to who you already are.

If you can be absolutely comfortable with yourself, then what's left is who you are-the Being behind the human, a field of pure potentiality rather than something that is already defined.

Digressing to some lighter happenings, mahjong craze is soooooooooooo on!!! Aunt georgie!! I think the mahjong table is your best lifetime purchase EVER!! HAHAHAHAHA. Not only it brought us healthy brain-training entertainment, BUT THE MAIN THING is it brought jasmin's mom and I closer hahahaha and ZUT of course!! L(~_~)L

Sakae sushi buffet! Seriously worth the moolah for kiamsters like me cause after eating this, its equivalent of having lunch and dinner in one shot. A MUST EAT for the k.i.e-sters. $_$
Or when mahjong is being a bitch, just be a sakai and go dine at sakae! hahahaha
nolinkkkkkkkkkkk!

PLS SMS ME UR MSIA NUMBER

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY 20TH!

CHECK UR FACEBOOK FOR THE FULLER VERSION KTHX AND DO AS THE TITLE SAYS JUST MAYBE FOR A LIL GESTURE OF HUGGGE GRATITUDE HAHAHAHA BYEBYE

THE BIG DAY

CHANGE. WE CAN BELIEVE IN.

Iraq war must end. So screw you, McCain. One mighty factor why McCain should just wait for his wheelchair slash walking stick approaching years. Commander in chief? Maybe next life oldhag.

p/s: the forgetting-shit-to-type on previous post is for real fyi. ITS NOT FOR SOME BLOODY HUMOUR EFFECT LAH WTF. IT IS SOOOO TO BE CONTINUED MOFOS!

Define "You"

Rockstar. Nerd. Bimbo. Player. Blond. Cool. Dumbass

I know, the last one is not even an identity. I'll explain its purpose later.

I've been reading this new age genre kinda book. Apparently it's about all the philosophical explanations of life and being. As in human being. Well, you must be wondering why the hell would I even buy A BOOK in the first freakin place.

The reason turns out to be plain simple. One day, I turned on the tv and decided to watch Oprah Winfrey cause I blindfolded myself and pressed the remote control and the fat bitch ended up on my tv screen. She intro-ed the book filled with super depressing heartwrenching stories. Everyone screamed like thousands of children burning and laughing in hell, ran out of the studio while pulling their hair and the show ended.

I cried like a pussy, ran out of the house and got the book for 99 cents.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OK NOT PARNEY

SHIT. I FORGET WHAT TO TYPE OREDI. SORRY AH CONTINUE NEXT TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mixed emotions

Skoooool reopened. and the man has no idea what to feel. Stoked, sad, worried. Stoked cause another sem has arived which means the road to poly diploma madness is approaching the end. The feeling of super stokeness kicks in whenever that comes into thought. Just wanna get over the engineering shit I guess, and of course having the ultimate choice to re-contemplate the options of life or should I say education afterwards. Starting afresh, always a great feeling.

Well, sad or maybe regret because I just realize I fucking screw up myself by quiting the part-time job. Timetable this sem is fcking spacious for crying out loud. Auntie georgie, I'm counting on you! Duh, what makes you think I was so excited finding out you get the DFS jobbie. hahahahaha. Thts what friends are for! Making use of em yikes!

And for the last mixed emotion. I recently heard that the criteria for getting into the prestigious NUS and NTU is a near perfect gpa like wtf. Wait, even design skools requires a minimum of 2.5 to begin with.

*SMACKS FOREHEAD

Right. hopes and aspirations of "starting afresh".

BF!!!!!!!

FUCKING TK. FUCKED UP THE MILK POWDER THEN NOW FUCKED UP THE INTERNET!!!!
LIMEI SIBEI HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOW HOR CLICK WHAT WHAT ALSO LAG THERE LIKE A LITTLE FUCKER.

WHOSE VIDEO CANNOT LOAD AT THE BLOODY TK WEBS EG. YOUKU DOT COM! TUDOU DOT COM! MILK POSION DOT COM! RAISE UR HAND KTHX! SIBEI HOT DOT COM!!!!!!

Yikes!!

(Stated above timetable)

Please reprint your time table before the new semester starts on 13 October 2008 (Year 1 and 2). For Year 3, your new semester starts on 6 October 2008. Thank you.

LIIAO!!

Of KIES'

Good times my cam-hoe fleng, good times.

ps: the center pic where teh two of us are pointing towards empty space (two empty spaces to be exact), yeah you bloody well know we left it for who hahahaha.

Skills = 99.98% kthx

Before magical touch


Badass?


Sickkkkkass.

Pardon me for just discovering the renewal of photoshop wonders and shizzles. Now, who needs some touchup?

Vacayyyy (part tew)

Some left out pictures from teh chillout barr. At the end of that night, I think eejie was the one consuming the most alcohol as of her FAR SUPERIOR heartattack card game skills LOL! As the saying goes: Laolao's JIE BAN REN! ( Laolao was a friend of ours who suckballs in this gamie, way to go eejie hahahaha) Wanna drink for free also don' like that lah

The next night at IOKAYUOKAYLWEGOKARAOKE! Apparently, the karaoke place was situated beside some seaside/jeti which is kinda breezy cool but the point is this seaside place was the exact spot a MMU student committed suicide a week ago. So about the cool breezy wind, THINK AGAIN......

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GUIIIIIIIII (Time to go back vivian, even moocake festival is over already)

Oh and guess who footed the bill that night! SHIT!

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Things hasn't been going smoothy lately. And the slow fuggin internet connection that kicks in from nowhere of nowhere is not helping at all. Shit really does happen all at a same bloody time don't they?

Few days ago, one thing lead to another and I decided to quit my job. The last day at work was a fuse of eccentric sadness and somewhat a sigh of relief. I didn't expect this, after the thank yous and goodbyes, the reality of my last day at work really hit me, I'm gonna miss it badly. They were all great people. Learned some, lost some, it's from experiences like this where I feel growth renewal. I'm really starting to feel old now.

But I'm still a luckyass am I? At least some great vacay memories to remember. An eventful holiday break this is. Mindfuck was kicking in before I wrote this post. But now, I feel so much fucking better.

A great reminder. Of why I'm still running this blog.

Inspiration discoveration.

Vacayyyy (part i)

What a friend you have in Edwin~~ YOU! YEAH YOU! NOT YOU! YEAH YOU! JOIN IN THE FUN AND SING ALONG!! "WHATT A FRIEND~...." (echos on)

LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

3 consecutive years, 3 birthday visits. You must have done something good HO WINGEE!

Although, I know you know that they know we know my purpose of the trip lahh hahahahaha. ( VACAY!)

But still, a friend indeed, a friend indeed!!









Again, I was forced to extend my stay there for my initial ONE DAY trip. What sacrifices could I still make! hahahaha. YIKES! Well, before I forget, thanks again for everything vacayyy ftw!

bday dinner. stop eating already wingee/vivian. =x



Pattern duo guo badmintonn! BARNEY AT IT'S SCARIEST!

Apparently, xuan hao was pissed at yinling at the snooker table! Hmmm.. I wonder why! Maybe they made a secret bet of "BALLS" involved and xuan hao lost the bet horribly to yinling's delight! TSKTSK! OH AND! During the midst of ball shooting, I was randomly standing infront of wingee while it was her go. Out of the largest nowhere land, VIVIAN AND YINLING ACCUSED ME OF SECRETLY PEEPING INTO WINGEE'S BOOBS LIKE WTF! OMG, WHAT KIND OF SICK FRIENDS DO I HAVE UH! Btw, I think wingee was flattered HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT!

Suprising cool chillout bar! Finally some alcohol. I think I haven't been drinking for like 5 months???

ONE OF THE SOLE REASONS FOR THE TRIP! FOOOOD! HAHAHAHAHA. DAMN GOOD I TELL YOU THE ASAM FISH! WHOOOAAAAA

Ok. Internet is fucking right now. Traffic fucking nabeh slow. Imma randomly stop here kthx. TILL PART II!

say cheeeeese

This is me picturing myself with a SLR around my neck and looking pretty darn rad.

This is also me picturing my potential to capture a photo that looks pretty darn sick as above. (110% it is ada)

This is still me picturing HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA FIND TEH MOOLAH FOR AN SLR WTF

SMELLY CAT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PHOEBE IS JUST PURE EFFIN LITERALLY LOLNESS TO THE MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! WTFWTFWTFWTF OMGOMGOMG BBQBBQBBQBBQ!!!

Phoebe:So you know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone??.. (Imitates Amanda's fake british accent) "So sorry to catch you on your mobile...~"

Monica: (ROLLS EYES)

Phoebe: IF U DONT WANT TO GET ME ON MY MOBILE, THEN DONT CALL ME ON MY MOBILE!!!!

L-O-L!!!!!

WATCH THE FUCKING SERIES IF YOU HAVEN'T!!!! SERIOUSLY! FOR THOSE WHO'VE WATCHED! REWATCH!

**found the exact same part in youtube L(~_~)L

So is money the root of all evil?

Definitely no. Cause with money, limbeh got himself a new wallet while prior to yesterday all I got was a mysterious money losing torn wallet so yeah. MONEY DID MONEY A DEED! HAHAHAHA NUTSSSSSSSSSSS!! n_~


Another good deed!

What a productive day! Feel sickeningly shiok after spending those money like wtf. But don't get me wrong, it's limbeh's hard earned sweat and blood moolah aight. SPENDING FTW SAVING FTL! TEEEHEEEE! You get what I mean jasmin? teeheeeeeee!

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Fight Club.
Dead Poets Society.
Iron Man.
Deep Impact.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Runaway Jury.
23.
Skeleton Key.
What Lies Beneath.
Catch Me If You Can.
50 1st dates.
Man of the year.

Fight club is loading atm =) Last night's conversation made me realize how much I miss you dear friend! Oh and add V for Vendetta to your list thanks! HAHA.

Remember, no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. =D

Toldcha I had a productive day.

drama llama!

DJOKOVIC FOR USOPEN KTHX!

Although Nadal is like in bloody top form this year, I still think Novak is the one to beat in this tournament thanks. Or at least I hope lol wtf. The match between him and Robredo was kinda painful to watch. He was like having a physical malfunction day wtf! Well, just hope he'll be fit enought to crash Roddick's arse next up. RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Holidays for the past week was kinda mellow. But it's a dull-mellow, not those mellowy-beach-vacay-mellow so yeahhhhh.. *POOOOOOOOOOT ( the fart at the back is to emphasise the lameness of the dull-mellowness!)

While I was at jb, it was tv all day, watching (repeat)telecasts of USopen and occasionally some Olympic "GOLDEN" Moments to keep myself inspired L(~_~)L. It's those lame days where you have no shit to do or shit, so you sit on the couch and try to get yourself bored and eventually fall into a trance of a uber comfortable nap so your day will pass by in a blink of eye. Pathetic uh? But don't u think it's just one of the best way to relax and waste away your hols while you can. That's what I call SHALLOW-MELLOW. YIKES!

OOPSIE DAISIES! Tend to be on word-laosai mode nowadays. Guess that's just ed heading towards ENGRISH PRONESS. WHOAH =/

Time for Drama llama. All the tv shows resuming in the same damn (or should i say "DAYUM!") time like ooooooooohmahgod! Now this is place where one phrase comes in..."WHAT ARE U NUTSSSSSSSS!"

DAYYUM!

B.I.A!

back in actionnnnnnnnn.

it's been a crazy few weeks especially this week! Exams was a bitch! Yeah, you heard me! "WAS!!!" means i'm completely dunzooooooo with the exam shizzless!!!

LEMME HEAR U SCREAMMM :
VA-CAYYYYY!!
PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Oh crap wait, limbeh have no plans for holidays at all! hahahaha shitt!! Mr. Vacay! Time for your inspirational visitayshounnnnnnn!! And Mr. Good day, you're welcomed everyday of the week YIKES!

This month has been so eventful and everyone knows it! It's the month of the pure inspirational best damn thing human has ever invented IMO, the five circlely thingie, yeah you know it, you guess it.. THE OLYMPICS!!!! Although there was full of crappy controversial stuff bout the open-ceremony-little-girl-sing-song-fake-fireworks thingie, but hey at the end of the day it's all about the sportsmanship and the olympic dream doncha think?? YOU FEEL ME YOU FEEL ME?? LOL. It's like the olympics! You kidding me??? It's like the world's largest ever event, yeah! LARGEST EVENT not only the largest sporting event but the LARGEST DAMN EVENT IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET or should I say UNIVERSE! Michael Phelps and Usain bolt aren't humans to even start with. LOL.

Yeah so, olympics is so big that you can just lay there and die in peace after you won a medal for all I know! AND SO IS MALAYSIA!! LEE-CHONGWEI !! NOT ASKING U TO GO DIE NOW BUT MALAYSIA BOLEHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Alright, enough of the olympic highness. But dontcha think, winning the olympics is like the highest possible honor on earth. ITS HUGGGGE. You just can't help but to feel emotional for the medalists as well. What an emotional kid uh. NOOOOOO MY MOM SAYS IM NOT A FAG LOL!

Well, other than the eventful shit of olympics, this month has been busy like hell. As mentioned above, the sleep killing exams. And I mean literally sleep killing. Was up a few entire nights to do all the last minute revisions. Yeah, I'm ed what could you possibly expect lol. So yeah, the moment I got home just now, I slept for like an entire 8 hrs. NUTS!!! Thanks for the ones who gave a damn bout my shitty exams, appreciate it much!! You know who you are (:

Besides, I've got to meet up with people during the last few weeks. Like the long lost Ho wingee who kept reminding me the weight she tremendously putted on are on her jugs not her bod -.-
HAHAHA. Me and my friendsssss! TSK!

Woooo, this looks like a long post so.... I'M GONNA RANDOMLY STOP HERE!

back to take its shape!

A miracle happened today!

Limbeh went to skool today and bloody tutorial ended 1 1/2 hrs earlier wtf! The lecturer Pauzi stil got cheek say limbeh came late! You say your tutorial ends at 4 one lei! NUTS!!

Feeling devastated and having the urge to shit, limbeh went straight to the toilet after that. (Fyi, nyp's toilet is super shiok for shitting purposes can! high krass! Thinking back of the old SSI's toilet days, shit! Literally shit all over the jamban/floor!!) Suddenly, the watery shitting sensation took a drastic change! MY SHIT FINALLY TAKE SHAPE LIAO OI! Not only that, the sound changed too! From a watery and slippery "PRIAKK!" to a solid and crispy "DOOOOMP!" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A MIRACLE ITS A MIRACLE!

Due to the sudden overjoy and celebration of the wonders of shapeness, I decided to buy a eco-friendly water bottle! RANDOMNESSS WTF. But seriously, for people like me who buys a fucking plastic bottle drink everyday at skool, this is definitely teh shizzle. Save the world yo!! and my own ass of course..

WATCHA WAITING FOR!
get yours now and join in the kinster's bandwagon of the amazing 'heal the world' craze!

MANGOSTEEN JUICE SUCKS

* VIDEO UPLOADED. SHIT

Shittttttttt. Literally watery shit! Ever heard of running butt? Replace the butt with nose and let ur own imagination run wild! Think of the watery image of what actually flows~! btw it was super light brownish and it was 10times smellier than my usual shit WTF.

Till now I still couldn't found the cause of my one week extended of laosainess but I highly suspect its the stupid bloody marigold peel fresh mangosteen juice! YIKES! WTFBBQRANDOMNESS! Who in the hell will go buy mangosteen juice rather than the conventional die die also taste good apple aloe or oleng juice wan? SIAO! But special mah! No meh? MANGOSTEEN JUICE LEI! LIKE OMG MANGOSTEEN ALSO GOT JUICE MEH? WHAT COLOR ONE WOH??? WHITE?PURPLE?! GREEN????

Yeah. I guess that explains why I was bodohly mesmerised by the shit and bought and drink and shit. SHIT! -.- ( can you differentiate the three different meaning of shit(s) in that sentence? )

OK SKIP THE WHOLE LAOSAI THING

Finally watched Batman and think I gotto do my own review since now the "Why so serious?" shit is plastered everywhere on ahmao,ahkao's msn pm and nicks. Serious shit it is. Anyways, jo fell asleep on half of the movie and me and ffg was waiting it to end asap. LIKE SIAO WHY SO FUCKING LONG WAN THIS BATMAN THINGY! Although the joker was fucking funny at parts, but still " WHY SO LONG?" HAHAHA. And I think ffg and jo can't wait to get out of the cinema was wholely partly cause that was the 1st day of my laosaiday and I fart like every 4 mins during the show. Ok not that often but the level of "CAOOOOO CHOU!-ness" of my fart that particular day I think for every individual fart lingered on for at least 5 mins! AHAHAHAHHA! SHITTTTTT! Sometimes the lingerness of my fart was still lingering on while a new fart joins in! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO WONDER THEY CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT! SHIT!

Random pics after a million outings

TEH BIG WINNER OF THE NIGHT! LIMBEH! BWAHAHAHA










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cotton candy is the shizzle! LAWL. The cotton candy tune rocks my socks!

P/S: super retard video stil uploading. considering whether to upload on blog. shit. few more photos coming up? maybe. KTHXBYE!

to kie: u think i will run out of bloody retard vids to post? shittttttttt